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The result of the discussion was no consensus. WJBscribe (talk) 16:12, 22 February 2014 (UTC)

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• User:Spe88/GoTo.Main Page → Main Page (links to redirect • history • Template:Stats.grok.se)     [ Closure: keep/delete ] 

No incoming links; user hasnt contributed for 6 years. John Vandenberg ^(chat) 09:09, 29 January 2014 (UTC)

• keep. Exactly what benefit do you see will be accrued from deletion here? Thryduulf (talk) 12:23, 29 January 2014 (UTC)
• Delete. Meaningless, useless, worthless. In a word, junk. Don't encourage junk. — Scott • talk 12:59, 29 January 2014 (UTC)
• Keep. Calling a redirect names is inadequate rationale for deletion. This is not a "really harmful" redirect. There is nothing here that supports deletion. – Paine Ellsworth ^CLIMAX! 21:20, 29 January 2014 (UTC)
• Keep - even if they haven't been a while, productive users should be given a lot of freedom to play around with their userspace as long as it isn't harmful. Harshly treating encyclopaedia-building users for no gain will discourage participation and make the atmoshpere here more hostile, a huge detriment to the project. WilyD 09:32, 30 January 2014 (UTC)

Nice red herring, but nobody is proposing treating encyclopedia-building users harshly. Spe88 gave up on this project in April 2007 and thus is not an encyclopedia-building user by definition. We are not obliged to maintain every shred of abandoned meaningless clutter (no incoming links, exactly zero prospect of ever getting any) created by long-gone users experimenting. — Scott • talk 14:12, 30 January 2014 (UTC)

Neither you nor I know when or if they'll return to the project. That they may not return is not a good reason for us to be dicks to them when it is of zero benefit to the encyclopaedic building project. That you feel the need to other them to justify gross mistreatment of them is telling. WilyD 15:47, 30 January 2014 (UTC)

LOL. That is all. — Scott • talk 17:45, 31 January 2014 (UTC)

Scott, please treat other contributors with respect even if you disagree with them. WilyD is entirely correct that we don't know whether a user is coming back or not, and that it is an entirely inappropriate to treat them as somehow inferior because of that. The user was apparently in good standing when they left and so remains in good standing unless and until they return and actively engage in behaviour that changes that status. Thryduulf (talk) 18:17, 31 January 2014 (UTC)

WilyD's comment is quite possibly the most laughable thing I've ever read in a Wikipedia discussion, and I've been here a long time. It's not right; it's not even wrong. This business about "inferiority" and "standing" is entirely in your own mind, by the way, and is completely irrelevant to the issue at hand. Which, as it appears to be necessary to return to the point, is the point of maintaining useless junk in our database for the benefit of an imaginary person - Spe88's ghost. Not Spe88; Spe88 is gone, gone, gone. Anyone with the slightest shred of common sense is able to see that, but WilyD apparently swapped his for a tendency to engage in histrionic rhetoric. — Scott • talk 21:50, 31 January 2014 (UTC)

What part of "treat other users with respect" and "assume good faith" do you not understand? Additionally, please show evidence of the harm caused by this redirect, evidence for your assertion that Spe88 is imaginary, and evidence for your assertions that WilyD has no common sense and is engaging in histrionic rhetoric. You should not need to be reminded that WP:No personal attacks is a policy that applies to everybody. Thryduulf (talk) 00:50, 1 February 2014 (UTC)

• Delete per nom. (Disclosure: I saw this discussion mentioned off-site.) I can't see how this redirect is useful to anyone. If by any chance the user should return, it is a matter of 2 minutes for them to recreate it. We shouldn't keep lots of redirects lying around that are of no use to anyone. It's just good housekeeping. Andreas JN466 23:15, 1 February 2014 (UTC)
  • Good housekeeping implies there is benefit from the activity. Please can you explain what the benefit actually is as nobody above has yet done so. Thryduulf (talk) 08:37, 2 February 2014 (UTC)
    • Let's note first of all that the "activity" requires an infinitesimal amount of work, and that deletion has no discernible downside whatsoever. Thus even a small benefit results in a positive cost/benefit ratio. So here are some of the potential benefits of deletion: (1) The "What links here" page for the main page will be less cluttered, ensuring that the pages shown there might actually be of interest to an editor checking the "What links here", and that such an editor will not have to sift through detritus to find what is of interest. (2) The redirect is clearly not watched. It could at any time be used to redirect to anything whatsoever. As such it could be used for various types of vandalism and mischief. (3) Unused user space redirects like this one inflate project stats, adding noise to project data. (4) Imagine a user created several thousand useless redirects like this. It would impose additional overhead on the servers. Creating the impression that any useless page in user space is a legitimate use of Foundation resources is likely to encourage undesirable behaviour. (5) If an editor bothered to nominate the thing in good faith, to oppose deletion for no project benefit whatsoever seems pointy, and unlikely to increase enthusiasm for participation. I could understand if there was something worth fighting for here, but there is literally nothing. Andreas JN466 00:23, 3 February 2014 (UTC)
      • The "nothing" worth "fighting for" should never be about a contest, but about the consensus found in the policies and guidelines. The appropriate guideline for this type of redirect (beyond what we read at the top of the main RFD page) is found at WP:USERSPACE, which guides us that Template:Maroon There is no reason to go to the trouble it would take to delete this perfectly harmless redirect. – Paine Ellsworth ^CLIMAX! 16:01, 5 February 2014 (UTC)
• Delete Its a worthless CNR. Like Jayen466 said, there is literaly no reason to keep all these useless redirects that people dont use. Beerest 2 talk 19:46, 2 February 2014 (UTC)
• Weak Delete per Andreas, but without prejudice against Spe88 recreating it. Please leave a note to Spe88 in and closing statement and/or deletion summery that he's free to recreate this. Emmette Hernandez Coleman (talk) 04:01, 5 February 2014 (UTC)
• Weak delete, basically verbatim per EHC. --BDD (talk) 17:50, 5 February 2014 (UTC)
• Keep The redirect doesn't meet any of the criteria at WP:RFD#DELETE, and it may be useful to the user (even if they haven't edited, we don't have a policy of clearing out a retired user's userspace) and the user pages guideline says it's "acceptable". Callanecc (talk • contribs • logs) 09:42, 22 February 2014 (UTC)

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Template:Archive top My Dearest Brunhilde,

I write to you now that I am finally settled in the mines of the New Pages Feed. My accommodations are humble, but sufficient here at the reviewer's village. The work is long, but we have been making good progress ever since we got through the cluster of lists about events that occurred to various branches of the Armed Forces of the United States of Central America (1821). The pay is abysmal and not worth mentioning. I miss you with all my heart, and cannot wait for the day that we are reunited.

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Template:Archive top My Dearest Brunhilde,

Things have become more difficult since I wrote you last. We were drilling deep into the bedrock of the Feed when suddenly a series of articles about individual startups in Serbia collapsed onto us. They each had exactly one source each that wasn't blatantly promotional, and we had to search in both Cyrillic and Latin. Three reviewers haven't been seen since, and the feed has grown a thousand pages in the meantime. We have been forced into double shifts to compensate. Despite all of these hardships, my love for you endures.

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Template:Archive top My Dearest Brunhilde,

I am afraid that this has been a difficult two months. Two reviewers got in a fight about something inconsequential at the village and ended up both getting slapped with temporary blocks. The work has piled on so high that it now takes me at least forty minutes just to clear my watchlist at the beginning of each day. Still, we approved a wonderful group of well-written articles about women who fought against slavery in the 1850s. It is bright moments like this that bring a shine to the otherwise dull life that I have had to lead since your father banished me to this place.

Sincerely,

Arthur37 (talk) 6:44, 11 May 1876 (UTC) Template:Archive bottom
Template:Archive top My Dearest Brunhilde,

Forgive me for being so long since your last missive, I assure that I have read and treasure every one of them. These months have been terrible. Some idiot kept swapping the content of articles about North Africa with nostalgic articles about the Roman Empire and the Mussolini era before accusing everyone of being Italianophobic and Maltese on the talk page. Then I had to spend weeks cleaning up in the AfD because an editor kept sending sockpuppets to delete discussion pages for articles they started. Rations have been cut and several reviewers appear to have caught scurvy. The backlog is piling up so high that some of the editors have confessed that they haven't always searched for coverage in languages other than English before applying PROD. Your love is my only light in these darkest caverns.

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Template:Archive top My Dearest Brunhilde,

Earwig's Copyvio Detector has gone down. May God have mercy on our souls.

Sincerely,

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textbook WP:NOTFORUM violation

has anybody here heard of Battle For Circle? Somecoolguy12345 (talk) 02:32, 30 August 2022 (UTC)

@Somecoolguy12345: Welcome to the Teahouse! I had not heard of this, but found some information with a quick Google search. I do not see any mention of it in the English Wikipedia. Do you have a question about Wikipedia? Thanks! GoingBatty (talk) 02:43, 30 August 2022 (UTC)

Battle For Circle is one of my favorite object shows

it has 20 circles and 14 episodes all named circle (BFDI has 63 episodes so far for comparison) Somecoolguy12345 (talk) 15:11, 30 August 2022 (UTC)

@Somecoolguy12345, do you have a question about editing Wikipedia? This is a place for folks to ask questions about editing. 199.208.172.35 (talk) 15:18, 30 August 2022 (UTC)

no not really Somecoolguy12345 (talk) 15:31, 30 August 2022 (UTC)

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Not everyone managed to stay awake before getting to the end of User talk:EEng

"In Memorandum: An Editor's Hand after Scrolling down EEng's Talk Page." User:Eman235/talk 5:40 am, 29 May 2017 (UTC−5)

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According to [1] this is the 1,000,000th edit to ANI!!! You may all bow down to me. (And yes, I padded in a few edits to get thereTemplate:SndI have to go to bed.) EEng 08:39, 21 November 2017 (UTC)

I just went one better. Neil S. Walker (talk) 08:42, 21 November 2017 (UTC)

I wouldn't say he "paddied in a few edits to get there" - rather that he EEngineered it. ←Baseball Bugs ^{What's up, Doc?} carrots→ 10:32, 21 November 2017 (UTC)

• Delete AN/I barely edited, viewed, or watched page. Clearly no need for it. :) ansh666 09:13, 21 November 2017 (UTC)
• Delete AN/I and Permaban EEng. It was fun while it lasted. --Tarage (talk) 09:15, 21 November 2017 (UTC)
• Indef EEng per WP:TE/WP:POINT. DMacks (talk) 09:21, 21 November 2017 (UTC)
• I cant believe he wasted it on this post tbh. Should have posted something that required rev-deletion. Only in death does duty end (talk) 09:25, 21 November 2017 (UTC)

• You could say that this does warrant revdel... Chaheel Riens (talk) 10:06, 21 November 2017 (UTC)

• Delete AN/I Fails WP:GNG and WP:MILL, page is in all likelihood just another place to air grievances. SamHolt6 (talk) 09:32, 21 November 2017 (UTC)
• Giant Boomerang - This is just another timesink thread started by EEng. At this point it's clear that EEng is not here to contribute to the overall improvement of the encyclopaedia. Support CBAN without SO. (jk... but only slightly) I'm leaning weak support on the delete AN/I too. Mr rnddude (talk) 09:33, 21 November 2017 (UTC)
• WP:DENY. —/Mendaliv/^2¢/_Δ's/ 09:48, 21 November 2017 (UTC)
• Siteban EEng, while we're at it revoke TPA, range block everything EEng could possibly use, I want to see every CheckUser on point to stop him coming back. This gaming Wikipedia. Also, delete ANI as it is clearly the largest soap box in the factory. Blackmane (talk) 09:55, 21 November 2017 (UTC)
  • Rangeblock 0.0.0.0/0; I checked and every single vandal was using that range up until they started finding some IPv6 space. DMacks (talk) 14:15, 21 November 2017 (UTC)
• Keep, Yes it has its faults and I see the delete !vote points, but what page doesn't? Its much better to have a centralised discussion here rather than spread out across the project. The C of E God Save the Queen! (talk) 10:12, 21 November 2017 (UTC)
• Delete Look ArbCom don't have many cases nowadays so they should just handle everything ^{My name is}not^dave (talk/contribs) 10:16, 21 November 2017 (UTC)
• Indef Topic Ban EEng from all other pages than AN/I. He deserves it. Martinevans123 (talk) 10:33, 21 November 2017 (UTC)
• Delete WP:Great Dismal Swamp, as not based on WP:AGF. A million + 19 edits that could have gone to articles ;) --Gerda Arendt (talk) 10:42, 21 November 2017 (UTC)

• +20 edits. Martinevans123 (talk) 10:56, 21 November 2017 (UTC)

• Why are y'all loitering around here for? Go build the encyclopedia... oh wait. MER-C 13:34, 21 November 2017 (UTC)
• Promote - it's about time this article appeared on the main page. While we're at it, let's delete the main page. Ivanvector (^Talk/_Edits) 13:41, 21 November 2017 (UTC)
• Not going to add anything to this crapfest. And you can't make me. Softlavender (talk) 13:46, 21 November 2017 (UTC)
• SanFranBan at this point this is all we as a community can request. Sir Joseph ^(talk) 14:51, 21 November 2017 (UTC)
  • Can't we also request an ice cream party with a bounce house and pony rides? Or a unicorn that farts rainbows? DMacks (talk) 15:21, 21 November 2017 (UTC)
    • That last item would be subject to tax. Martinevans123 (talk) 17:13, 21 November 2017 (UTC)
• Pig the pipes or indef Wikipetan We have enough editors. L3X1 (distænt write) 15:45, 21 November 2017 (UTC)
• Send EEng to the Phantom Zone DarkKnight2149 15:59, 21 November 2017 (UTC)
• Keep - EEng inadvertently created a way for editors to quickly locate active admins. He deserves to be enshrined in the Museum of Alle-wiki-glory. ^{Atsme📞📧} 16:01, 21 November 2017 (UTC)

Too true. The only reason this is a "cesspit" is because editors do cesspitty things here. WP:BAREYOURBEHIND is where they need to go :) L3X1 (distænt write) 16:10, 21 November 2017 (UTC)

• Keep EEng here in this cell, now that he's padded it. In fact, according to [2] he's the top contributor here, which would normally be a call to move him to a new facility, but by the same source he's deleted more than he's contributed, so it's all good. 78.26 _{(spin me / revolutions)} 16:36, 21 November 2017 (UTC)

And most of those deletes were correcting his own edits before acquiring the feature, "Show preview and changes". ^{Atsme📞📧} 17:14, 21 November 2017 (UTC)

That's only analyzing the past 10,000 edits. That's only 2 months worth. Natureium (talk) 20:04, 21 November 2017 (UTC)

Shhh!! A full in-depth analysis of the situation is discouraged around here. 78.26 _{(spin me / revolutions)} 20:15, 21 November 2017 (UTC)

• Bent railroad spike instead of boomerang. -Roxy, Zalophus californianus. barcus 17:18, 21 November 2017 (UTC)
• Upside-down boomerang instead of bent railroad spike. Κσυπ Cyp   17:45, 21 November 2017 (UTC)
• Delete ANI - now can we get our friendly neighborhood stewaard to act on this obvious consensus? Tazerdadog (talk) 17:49, 21 November 2017 (UTC)
• Redirect to three ring circus. They're both the same thing, right? Lepricavark (talk) 18:19, 21 November 2017 (UTC)

I'm not entirely sure. Isn't one generally considered more dangerous than the other? 78.26 _{(spin me / revolutions)} 18:48, 21 November 2017 (UTC)

Yes, but which one? Lepricavark (talk) 18:55, 21 November 2017 (UTC)

How about a redirect to Great Dismal Swamp maroons instead? Recommended reading! --Gerda Arendt (talk) 18:57, 21 November 2017 (UTC)

• Redirect ANI to EEng - He is God now. -- Sock puppet of Darkknight2149
• Close discussion: Wonder what this is all about? Is this even any incident? Is this a joke of a hang-around or something? This does not look much of a legitimate incident discussion. I do understand that ANI has hit a milestone of over a million edits, but suddenly, things should be cut short, so that admins can be focused on the job. Cannot have too much fun here. Slasher405 (talk) 19:17, 21 November 2017 (UTC)
• Refer to Friend Computer, as fun is manditorily prohibited. - The Bushranger _{One ping only} 19:20, 21 November 2017 (UTC)
• Demand a recount. It seems much much more..Are you taking into account the 29 foot deep stratum of ancient peanut shells which proves conclusively that this noticeboard has seen continuous human drahma-based habitation for at least 5,000 years?^{[citation needed]}. Irondome (talk) 20:25, 21 November 2017 (UTC)

Uhm, Irondome...you said "stratum of ancient peanut shells" - sounds a bit anatomical. You can't be talking about EEng. Template:FBDB ^{Atsme📞📧} 22:22, 21 November 2017 (UTC)

• Roll for initiative. EEng is clearly an evil wizard that must be defeated. oknazevad (talk) 20:27, 21 November 2017 (UTC)
• Redirect AN/I to the Teahouse, then redirect TH to Articles for creation, then redirect AFC to AN/I, then step back and watch while chaos ensues. –FlyingAce^✈hello 20:44, 21 November 2017 (UTC)
• Right! Stop that! It's silly. nagualdesign 20:57, 21 November 2017 (UTC)
• Permaban Clearly in order here. There is a time for thinking and a time for action and THIS IS NOT A TIME FOR THINKING!!! Buffs (talk) 22:22, 21 November 2017 (UTC)

• Thank you for all your kind words. You've brought a moment of joy into the life of a lonely and forgotten shut-in.
• Lest anyone get the wrong idea, it's true I'm the top contributor to ANI in the last X months, measured by number of edits. But I rush to point out that fully 40% of my edits are using OneClick to archive old threads. The actual top busybody here is Beyond My Ken. He's got almost as many edits as I do, and 0% of them are OneClick. EEng 02:15, 22 November 2017 (UTC)

• It's even worse when you look at all my edits to this page overall, including my previous two accounts [3]. Of course, even 8921 edits (this one makes 8922 8923 8924 8925) is only 4% of my total of 218,686 edits (now 281,687 281,688 281,689 281,670) -- almost all of them made by hand, with no automation or semi-automation. Of course, I estimate that I make about 2-3 copyedits to each AN/I comment after I post it, so it's actually something like 1% to 1.4% of my total edits. Looked at in this way, I believe there are many editors whose edits to this page make up a much more sizable portion of their overall edits. Take the editor (naming no names, and not an admin, but a name that would be recognized by old-timers here) whose 2855 edits to AN/I made up 14% of their 24,450 overall edits.Template:ParabrSo... am I a busybody? Yeah, maybe, probably, but I also pull my weight building the encyclopedia, and I figure that gives me the right to stick my nose into whatever things the community is considering. Beyond My Ken (talk) 02:28, 23 November 2017 (UTC)

• It's a dirty, thankless job, but somebody has got to wave a mop at the bubbling green alien goo. - The Bushranger _{One ping only} 10:15, 23 November 2017 (UTC)

tell me you live in a right-wing bubble without telling me you live in a right-wing bubble

I'm growing increasingly wary of Wikipedia nowadays. What happened to Wikipedia's supposed neutrality? There is a clear leftist bias in this article. There was no "attack" on the Capitol building. It was a protest. This article very clearly tries to skew the reader's opinions against them and tries to make it seem like it was an attempted coup, insurrection, attack, etc. It was not any of those things. Most of the sources are left-leaning. There is an extreme lack of balanced reporting in this article, with DJT's quotes being very obviously cherrypicked. And they have the audacity to lock it in this state over "vandalism"? This article makes many bold claims like how the supposed rioters assaulted police and vandalised buildings or that it was caused by far-right extremism, and that the purpose of the protest was to start a coup d'etat. Citation desperately needed. Meanwhile the BLM articles don't even mention the countless looting, arson, rioting, and murders done in their name. Very disappointing from you guys. 76.98.98.168 (talk) 04:32, 24 December 2021 (UTC)

There are lots and lots of citations in this article; if you can't be arsed to read them, that's not a problem we can fix. NorthBySouthBaranof (talk) 04:48, 24 December 2021 (UTC)

Template:Tq Have you seen any of the bodycam footage from the officers on the ground? soibangla (talk) 04:55, 24 December 2021 (UTC)

Sounds like you're getting your information from Fox News and OAAN. Perhaps your needs would be better situated at Conservapedia. ––FormalDude ^talk 05:34, 24 December 2021 (UTC)

• Wikipedia, for the most part, reflects mainstream coverage. Mainstream coverage describes it overwhelmingly as an attack, a riot, or words to that effect. --Aquillion (talk) 07:36, 24 December 2021 (UTC)
• We go with what RS say.Slatersteven (talk) 10:48, 24 December 2021 (UTC)

By left-leaning, I assume you mean pro-business. That describes reliable news sources. Neutrality doesn't mean even-handedness toward different views, but providing the views described in reliable sources using the same weight they do. TFD (talk) 15:33, 24 December 2021 (UTC)

LOL, okay. Love of Corey (talk) 05:05, 25 December 2021 (UTC)

Wikipedia has been hijacked by evil people on the left. My advice is spread that news to everyone you know. — Preceding unsigned comment added by Danielleevandenbosch (talk • contribs) 08:16, 25 December 2021 (UTC)

For most people in the world, Wikipedia rubber-stamps capitalism, freedom and democracy. tgeorgescu (talk) 08:21, 25 December 2021 (UTC)

LOL, okay. Love of Corey (talk) 08:38, 25 December 2021 (UTC)

See User talk:Danielleevandenbosch#Not here. Since December 2017 only makes partisan edits attacking content, editors, Wikipedia, and it's policies -- Valjean (talk) 18:48, 25 December 2021 (UTC)

torture chambers

Ahem. If a person does not want their bio printed at all, then whatever you do to it, and no matter how you mess with it, you cannot be acting with the highest standards of love and respect for the dignity of others. In that case, these standards ("verifiable" writing, and love) are simply incompatable, even if you wish otherwise. At best, you may simply be an enabler or co-violator, who acts to mitigate the invasion of privacy, by acting to decrease the outrage. But that doesn't count if you give your assent to the whole process. Giving a drink in a torture chamber doesn't make you a saint if you assent to torture chambers. Being kind to a person in prison doesn't count if you assent to the imprisonment of a person who doesn't deserve to be there at all. If you've got two burglars in a house arguing over whether or not to steal just cash, but not an antique ring which might cause the owner some extra anguish, and one burglar starts talking about "standards of love and respect for the dignity of others," then you know somebody is mightily confused. People who care about love and respect for others don't violate their houses AT ALL. Nada. They don't engage in legalistic niceties about what's kosher to steal and what isn't. I hope that's enough metaphors for the day and that the point comes across. SBHarris 20:17, 5 October 2006 (UTC)

I think you mean it's more like HITLER - David Gerard 12:54, 6 October 2006 (UTC)

Yeah, the point seems to come across -- we should forget about being an encyclopedia, since an encyclopedia is really, really similar to a torture chamber, and repurpose ourselves as a press release service, since "the highest standards of love and respect for the dignity of others" means saying whatever they want us to say (even if what they want us to say is something akin to "each and every one of my alleged victims is a publicity-seeking liar", which does not show much love and respect for said victims who are now being publicly accused of wrongdoing.) -- Antaeus Feldspar 15:41, 6 October 2006 (UTC)

This is indeed a fascinating exchange. On one side we see a person with a vision in which human diginity plays an important role (and that IMO, is the reason why may of us dedicate so many hours of our time, effort, and yes, love) and on the other side a person that views this project as a torture chamber, as if that was a 'good thing. I am very glad that the latter is not the modus operandi of this project, and that the vision of the founder is one that appreciates human dignity and respect, while maintaining the core of our mission to create a free source of human knowledge. ≈ jossi ≈ t • @ 17:24, 6 October 2006 (UTC)

That does sound like a fascinating exchange, Jossi. Can you tell me where on this page you'd find that exchange? I've looked all over for it, and I can't find a single exchange where anyone expresses the view you attribute to "the other side". Can you please tell me where I would find this fascinating exchange? -- Antaeus Feldspar 18:13, 6 October 2006 (UTC)

Sorry Antaeus, but your logic, argumentation style, sarcasm, etc, escapes me completely. ≈ jossi ≈ t • @ 04:28, 7 October 2006 (UTC)

That's the understatement of the year, if you somehow read "we should forget about being an encyclopedia, since an encyclopedia is really, really similar to a torture chamber", with or without irony, as "on the other side a person ... views this project as a torture chamber, as if that was a good thing." I mean, really. Even if you manage to miss the irony, it doesn't come out as support for torture chambers or anything like them, and I surely would like to know how you came out with such a complete misreading. -- Antaeus Feldspar 01:55, 8 October 2006 (UTC)

Wow. I see that metaphors do not work. Torture, and aggressive actions with bother people and invade their privacy, are bad things. Wikipedia does not have to be bound to print lies in a bio. There is an intermediate state where people should be able to choose EITHER between having a bio (in which case it is fair game subject to WP:V and BLP and so on), or not having one AT ALL. Being the target of a bio on your life which you don't want here, is a bad thing. Many people arguing that this kind of thing should continue (for OTHERS), cannot seem to imagine themselves in the position of being the target of an unwanted bio on Wikipedia. Why is that? It continues to mystify me. Is it that they never expect to do a notable thing in their entire lives? Is it that they hate people who do do notable things so much, that they don't care about their privacy? What's going on, here? Wikia founder Angela Beesley, who now wants her bio deleted, and cannot get it done, does not seem to have been able to envision her current curcumstance, before the fact. Why not? I don't know.

Jimbo evidently doesn't like his own bio, and has diddled with it in ways which the average wikipedian cannot (this has all been admitted and appoligized for, by Jimbo). And yet Jimbo continues a policy which caused and causes HIM pain, and which he has every reason to think would cause the average bio target even MORE pain than he got, since they don't have the POWER on Wikipedia that Jimbo does; and YET Jimbo does this, while speaking of treating other people with love and respect. Again, this is a mystery to me, and I could use explanation. Jimbo? You didn't like it when it was done to you, and yet you're in a better position than everybody else is, to mitigate what this process does to its targets. You KNOW it's bound to hurt others more than you. So what gives? SBHarris 19:48, 6 October 2006 (UTC)

SB, you're violating WP:AGF here and I daresay WP:CIVIL too, suggesting that maybe people who don't agree with you "hate people who do do notable things so much, that they don't care about their privacy". Your torture chamber analogy didn't work because it was a bad analogy. Torture is a bad thing, so bad that (at least according to most civilized people) it should never be committed. Can the same be said of negative press? No -- frequently people deserve their negative press (such as, oh, someone who committed actual torture?) Yet it is on the basis of this bad analogy that you suggest that, unlike any other encyclopedia on the planet, people should be able to opt out of having a biography in this one. Why? You say "I see that metaphors do not work." No, they don't -- at least not the kind you have presented, which imply that anyone who doesn't support your proposed radical change to policy might as well be condoning torture, while your proposed change would protect actual torturers. -- Antaeus Feldspar 20:47, 6 October 2006 (UTC)

Oh, that's a good game. I can play! Note that for you to suggest that there exists any such thing as an "actual torturer," violates WP:AGF by your above-suggested standards. I mean, who are you to question the motives of testicle-shockers or water-boarders? Or to suggest that they are less than pure, and not of the highest caliber? Assume good faith, my man. Some of these people historically have been worried about the destination of the immortal souls of their subjects. Some have been worried about national security and fighting terrorism. These arguments have even been made by the Bush administration. Which you must assume is acting in good faith, or else risk violating WP:CIVIL. That is, if WP:AGF and WP:CIVIL were actually designed to protect nebulous groups defined by their behavior from any criticism thereof, on Wikipedia. Which they weren't.

As for the rest of what you say, other encylopedias before now have been protected by space limitations from biographizing only the very most notable of living people--- people who have in nearly all instances sought notability, or who acted in ways in which notability would be a foreseen consequence. Even so, shorter enclycopedias play with fire. When persons of lesser notability are profiled by newspapers (as for obituaries) or by publications (Who's Who) they are given the kind of editorial control not seen here on Wikipedia. The NY Times even famously is courteous enough to send notable men their own obituaries years in advance, for editing. Wikipedia however, is large enough to be qualitatively a very different thing-- its size resulting in notability creap, which I have noted and don't want to repeat myself about. However, it's a real effect and not to be triffled with, since a personal bio is coming to a place near you. Why have you been so careful to protect your own personal information here on Wikipedia, if you don't want to extend this courtesy to others? Inquiring minds want to know. Perhaps you've been out there fighting injustice with such vigor, that evil people are after you? Golly, me too. :). It's a common problem, don't you know. Wiki bios don't help. SBHarris 21:38, 6 October 2006 (UTC)

"Adolf Hitler is the Chancellor of Germany. He is noted for his work on the moral fibre of German society and stimulating the economy, notably through the Autobahn programme. Some have criticised aspects of his work." - entry written after Hitler's complaint and a rigid WP:OFFICE application of WP:BLP - David Gerard 21:46, 6 October 2006 (UTC)

Frankly, that's exactly how the George W. Bush entry reads. Without any personal

complaint by Mr. Bush. 24.59.105.229 12:41, 13 October 2006 (UTC)

Wonderful demo of Godwin's law in action here. I can only note that for every Hitler we miss the chance to "bio", while he lives, there are a lot other less notable and fairly ordinary people who don't get hurt. And the living Hitlers we miss, are bound to get their criticisms from other sources, if they're THAT famous. So we don't lose much. Wikipedia is hardly needed to help, in this regard. Wikibios are only really clearly morally justified in circumstances where they are superfluous anyway. SBHarris 22:00, 6 October 2006 (UTC)

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Uncyclopedia_Watch - David Gerard 23:16, 6 October 2006 (UTC)

Hi, SB. I am a bit puzzled what "game" you believe yourself to be "playing". Unless the name of it is "straw man", you don't seem to be playing it well. "Note that for you to suggest that there exists any such thing as an "actual torturer," violates WP:AGF by your above-suggested standards." If that's what you actually think, it only demonstrates that you don't comprehend the "above-suggested standards" that you nevertheless feel yourself competent to criticize. There is a difference between saying "yes, there are people in the world who have committed torture" and "If you Wikipedia editors don't agree with me that Wikipedia should do something that no other encyclopedia on the planet does, it means that you hate notable people." In fact, there is such a difference that the only question in doubt is whether there was ever any similarity. -- Antaeus Feldspar 01:06, 7 October 2006 (UTC)

First of all, "torture" is a loaded word. It's like "pornography". One man's "torture" is another man's "interrogation pressure" or simple punishment or even re-education. It's hard to define. You may say you know it when you see it, but hey, that's what they say about porn also. But it's not Wikipedia's job to decide on who is a "torturer," or who's a pornographer for that matter (vs. purveyor of erotica). And while metaphors are compact ways of expressing thoughts, and are never perfect, I'm amused at the problems on this one. Who's to say whether people "deserve" their punishments, or their tortures, or their bad press, or their invasions of privacy? These things that happen to people are not all just alike, or equally evil, to be sure. But none of them are good, and all of them are ungood, even if the perpetrators have the best of intentions. Why don't we just avoid all of them, here on Wikpedia?

As for hatred of one group by another, I threw it out as a possibility. You know there is hatred in the world. Celebritites do get hated for merely being famous. Ask one. Celebrities also routinely are subjected to invasions of privacy which you or I would find appalling. Sometimes by people who don't hate them or have bad intentions. Hoards of souvenier-seeking tourists stipped all the bark off the trees in Jackie Kennedy's front yard, after she moved out of the White House. I'm sure they didn't hate her, but the effect was the same and due to things of this nature she had to follow many an American celeb and flee to Europe just as though the intent had been bad. Let us not make Wikipedia the same kind of influence, whether the intentions are good, or no. SBHarris 23:13, 8 October 2006 (UTC)

First of all, "torture" is a loaded word. Yes, it is. Pity you didn't take that into consideration before you started comparing Wikipedia to a torture chamber and anyone who didn't support your proposal to someone who condones torture chambers. Not that I think your proposal of "We should let anyone opt out of having a bio" had much to recommend it in the first place, but if those merits ever existed, they were masked by your own hyperbole. -- Antaeus Feldspar 03:14, 9 October 2006 (UTC)

ONCE AGAIN, you don't have a bio up on Wikipedia. And you're very careful with your own personal information and your own privacy (on my own talk page you can find out exactly who I am, yet I wouldn't like a bio, either). Until this changes, you simply don't have enough experience to tell what's "hyperbole" here, and what isn't, and how much a metaphor holds in this area. An as anonymous editor discussing bio privacy invasion, you're sort of like a virgin discussing sexual techniques (hey, another metaphor; and not meant to be uncivil, merely humorously illustrative of the problems of inexperience and inexpertise). Let me know when get to the point that the public can show up at your door and look you up in the phonebook, AS THEY CAN ME.

BTW, I note that Angela Beesleys bio is nominated for deletion ONCE AGAIN (fifth time, now). Unless she's bothered in a major way by all this, her behavior is inexplicable. It's almost like this whole thing was some kind of torture for her. Silly me. SBHarris 17:50, 9 October 2006 (UTC)

i'm mad about something, and i need to take it out on you

Regarding your most recent admission as a circus clown

I wish you the best of luck!

suppress and oppress

Emski (edit|talk|history|protect|delete|links|watch|logs|views) – (View log | edits since nomination)

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It was only fairly recently created, but I'd already moved it to draftspace and it was recreated, and the draft version has already been declined at AfC. Don't see how it meets WP:ANYBIO or WP:NMUSIC. Kj cheetham (talk) 20:15, 3 August 2022 (UTC)

• Note: This discussion has been included in the deletion sorting lists for the following topics: Bands and musicians and Nigeria. Kj cheetham (talk) 20:15, 3 August 2022 (UTC)
• Delete - I would also say the same reason I said Here on the article editor created. --Gabriel^t@lk 22:32, 3 August 2022 (UTC)

  well obviously you are using your wikipedia powers to suppress and oppress others that don't have it, you have done well Mr. Phwriter20 (talk) 21:57, 3 August 2022 (UTC)

• Delete - Does not meet WP:NMUSIC or any other notability standard that I'm aware of. Feels like someone created an article about themselves and their friend. They also recreated the article in main space after it was moved to the draft space. Hey man im josh (talk) 00:22, 4 August 2022 (UTC)

  Well i think you are taking this too far, please watch your mouth, you just know me on wikipedia. you dont know what i am capable of, Watch your mouth Mr, it wont take me up to 2 weeks to find out where you live. Better watch your mouth Phwriter20 (talk) 12:50, 4 August 2022 (UTC)

i just felt the pressing need to write an essay

I remember that the last line of this work describes Gregor's younger sister after his death, who at the end of a train ride "got up and stretched her young body." This may seem icky, but I totally read that physical description as a kind of semi-incestuous sexual reference, as though Gregor's sister's youth is something he always coveted, and now that he is dead her youth is something that Kafka sardonically describes in the story's last line to indicate that she is still alive and beautiful, while Gregor is dead and hideous.

Tortured sexuality, thy name is Kafka!

see, i'm right and you're wrong

Please do not add or change content, as you did at Kazimir Malevich, without citing a reliable source. Please review the guidelines at Wikipedia:Citing sources and take this opportunity to add references to the article. Thank you. Mellk (talk) 19:50, 29 June 2022 (UTC)

Actually, edits like these will only result in a block. Mellk (talk) 19:59, 29 June 2022 (UTC)

“Kyiv” is the anglicized version of «Київ». Since Kyiv is a Ukrainian city, it’s only appropriate to use the anglicized version of the Ukrainian spelling. Albanialover (talk) 14:20, 30 June 2022 (UTC)

Thanks for your opinion, but the consensus was already established here: Talk:Kyiv/Archive 9#RfC: Kyiv/Kiev in other articles. You are not only changing the spelling but making other unsourced changes. So I suggest to stop continuing your disruptive behaviour after you've already been warned otherwise you risk getting blocked. If you are not familiar with WP policies, why not ask instead? Mellk (talk) 15:04, 30 June 2022 (UTC)

Please stop your disruptive editing.

• If you are engaged in an article content dispute with another editor, discuss the matter with the editor at their talk page, or the article's talk page, and seek consensus with them. Alternatively you can read Wikipedia's dispute resolution page, and ask for independent help at one of the relevant noticeboards.
• If you are engaged in any other form of dispute that is not covered on the dispute resolution page, seek assistance at Wikipedia's Administrators' noticeboard/Incidents.

If you continue to disrupt Wikipedia, as you did at Kazimir Malevich, you may be blocked from editing. Mellk (talk) 15:05, 30 June 2022 (UTC)

Champ, you don’t decide how it’s spelled. It’s a Ukrainian city. It’s get spelled the Ukrainian way and the internationally recognized transliterated version. Please refrain from letting your emotions and biases get in the way of academic matters. I’m sorry if you feel “Kiev” is the correct term, but it’s not. Let me know if you need anything else! Albanialover (talk) 19:06, 30 June 2022 (UTC)

Yes, because the consensus determined this[4] as already clearly mentioned. And if you are unwilling to follow basic WP policies, then this is a simple case of WP:NOTHERE. But OK, it is already clear that there is no point in further explaining. Mellk (talk) 19:16, 30 June 2022 (UTC)

You may be blocked from editing without further warning the next time you disrupt Wikipedia, as you did at Kazimir Malevich. Mellk (talk) 19:17, 30 June 2022 (UTC)

King, the consensus is wrong. You seem to be incredibly knowledgeable on Wikipedia. How would one go around changing the consensus? Albanialover (talk) 19:24, 30 June 2022 (UTC)

This was the outcome of requests for comment (RfC). As the article Kiev was moved to Kyiv in 2020 as a result of a move request there was disagreement on using "Kyiv" and "Kiev" on certain articles. So there is consensus to not change "Kiev" in historical topics (like the article Kazimir Malevich). The full details are there. And to note I did not participate in this RfC. For the consensus to change, in this case a discussion on talk:Kyiv, probably a RfC, but I highly doubt this would change. For example there were move requests for Kievan Rus' to Kyivan Rus' but they got closed early due to overwhelming opposition. Any other questions? Mellk (talk) 19:38, 30 June 2022 (UTC)

King, thank you for your answer. I will move to change the consensus. Now let’s say, theoretically, I were to revert the article and ignore the consensus. What would happen? (I’m going to revert the article) Albanialover (talk) 19:45, 30 June 2022 (UTC)

You will end up in the administrators' noticeboard where you will likely receive a block. Mellk (talk) 19:47, 30 June 2022 (UTC)

King, thank you for the answer. In regards to “ there is consensus to not change "Kiev" in historical topics” I feel changing the location of birth and residence doesn’t violate this. You wouldn’t call Alaska “ Alyaska” simply because it was historically Russian land. However I will leave the spelling in the education the same. Is this acceptable to you? Albanialover (talk) 19:53, 30 June 2022 (UTC)

Education section* Albanialover (talk) 19:54, 30 June 2022 (UTC)

I did not invent this so I am not sure why you are asking me this. But the consensus is clear:

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So I would not suggest changing any of this, especially after you've been reverted and received warnings. There are no such exceptions listed. Mellk (talk) 20:02, 30 June 2022 (UTC)

Yes, it’s clearly not historical. The spelling of Kyiv has no effect on relevance, and doesn't change the historical context at all. Albanialover (talk) 20:14, 30 June 2022 (UTC)

You can disagree with it all you want, but choosing to ignore it won't get you far. The general rule of thumb as it says there is after 1991/95 is current rather than historical. Mellk (talk) 20:26, 30 June 2022 (UTC)

Champ, while I respect your opinion (I don't) It’s not being used in an historical context, so the rule doesn’t apply. Albanialover (talk) 20:35, 30 June 2022 (UTC)

It says Template:Tq. The topic of the article is historical. This is pretty clear. Otherwise all instances of "Kiev" would all have already been replaced. And WP:BRD should be followed anyway, so there is no valid reason to go back and reinstate your changes. Mellk (talk) 20:44, 30 June 2022 (UTC)

King, I hear you loud and clear! However, I don’t care. Albanialover (talk) 20:47, 30 June 2022 (UTC)

That's fine. I would suggest using the talk page to get input, otherwise you are looking at a block. Mellk (talk) 20:49, 30 June 2022 (UTC)

King, thank you for voicing your opinions. However, I’m right, and you’re wrong. We can’t all be winners! Albanialover (talk) 20:52, 30 June 2022 (UTC)

I am sure you noticed that your last edits to the article were all reverted on the policy basis. If you continue, I will make sure that you can not edit the article anymore. You activity here in the last several months is a textbook example of WP:NOTHERE. Ymblanter (talk) 21:43, 23 August 2022 (UTC)

King, thank you for voicing your opinion. However, I am clearly intellectual superior to yourself, you simply are not able to understand my position properly. As the bigger person (both physically and mentally) I respectfully decline your warning, and will continue on my path of righteousness. Albanialover (talk) 01:37, 24 August 2022 (UTC)

I meant to say Intellectually but my point still stands Albanialover (talk) 01:38, 24 August 2022 (UTC)

Wikipedia:Administrators' noticeboard/Incidents#Albanialover and intellectual superiority, please respond there. Ymblanter (talk) 08:08, 24 August 2022 (UTC)

no, there is no cabal

My precious comment has been deleted? Your racist harmful information should be removed or you need sued. You should have a disclaimer stating you are a far left wing source. Very unprofessional and tacky! Cult

should we?

should we add the fact that humans are idiots? many humans ive met truly are hypocritical idiots

for capatilism!

Anti-American socialist vermin like you should have their balls cut off and forced down their throat. Commie fag

eh?

hi im crud bandit u hlful and I am here ti edit.

i am the best editor evr

oh

as of now: reverting is a violation of 18 USC § 1001

that's helpful

Adding "Meeposheep" & swastikas. --Reaper
Added "butt dance". --Reaper
More cocks. --Reaper
Fixing FP. --Reaper
Consolidation, added regex cock check. --Reaper
OOPS! --Reaper
Merging from overlapping filter 77. --Reaper
"bewbz". --Reaper
Matched comments! --Reaper
Removed several redundant entries and text format. --Reaper
+Pentagram and swastika. --Reaper
+Facepalm. --Reaper
+Dick. --Reaper
+Finger. --Reaper

Updating so only the longer cocks are detected. --Reaper 2012-04-16

there is no context

The result was no consensus. Yakka foob mog. Grug pubbawup zink wattoom gazork. Chumble spuzz.

that bad, huh?

WikiNutt didn't hesitate, and started making racist/inflammatory insults too: Some excerpts:

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sound argument

Keep. He's not notable just for being killed

then what was in dispute?

While it is not really disputed here that many policies and actions of the current Russian government are (a) deplorable and (b) resemble those of fascist (and other totalitarian) regimes,

relatable

35. I have extreme diarrhea and am not wanting to do homework.

typical afd result

The result was USELESS TRAINWRECK FROM WHICH NO CONSENSUS CAN EMERGE.

"rm incoherent rant" was the revert reason

Yes it was the same terrorists -- the Afghans knowingly harbored them and took up arms in their defense, and by law (National Security Strategy Guidelines of the United States from 9/17/2001) that is the same as personally flying the jets into the Twin Towers! And that is why our invasion of them was a positive good for civilization and was an act of justice, and the question of "who invaded who" is irrelevant to this discussion -- and what's more, per these same Guidelines, to even raise this question is in itself an act of terrorism and is the same as personally flying the jets into the Twin Towers! So consider yourselves warned, all of you!

i've never seen an unblock request so wrong

Request reason:

How are you going to just accept what LilianaUwU said in his report as the truth? He is clearly a pathological liar as evidenced by his bold faced declaration that he is a girl in spite of overwhelming chromosomal proof (that he knows about) of the contrary.

is that a vote of support?

Comment She has great teeth.

you should get that checked out

I went to CVS and I can't find the damn antacid pills, and the sky is falling and we're all going to die.

"too wide"

[editor's note: section title was "Good luck to 2022!"]

		The Barnstar of Diplomacy
		For the obvious. Thanks for dealing with difficult people and I wish all admins here a great (and socky) 2022. CactiStaccingCrane (talk) 16:21, 2 January 2022 (UTC)

but if i try again, maybe it'll work...

Block Appeal

Hi-

Request reason:

Hi- So it seems I have been blocked from editing on wikipedia which is sad because I was inspired by some of the best wikipedians I've seen which is what motivates me to edit wikipedia. Anyways, I have been banned for vandalism which I know is very wrong. Sometimes out of all the stuff you see you want to make it your own and be creative with it which can turn into a bad situation. I want whoever administrator reading this to realize what I say is to not put guilt on anyone for blocking me from editing. Other than that, I know why I was blocked from editing but only had gotten wind of it while wanting to edit the nation of "Conch Republic" to add the Conch Republic Pride Flag which is if you will, an ensign with the pride flag. I know it's off topic, my point is, sorry. Regards, Nolan MacLellan

Decline reason:

This doesn't give any indication that we would have any reason to think your behaviour would improve in the future, even if this appeal is not, itself, trolling us.

Unblock Request 2

Hi again-

Request reason:

Hello again, I myself Nolan MacLellan am writing to whoever mods are looking that of course once again I am sorry. I am very political as of now and I'm a strong Trump supporter. Besides that, here's the point. I believe I should be unbanned because I now know what I did wrong, and that even the best of us need a chuckle every now and then. Specially teenagers, that aren't brainwashed, need a chuckle.. now and then. The negativity will kill you, if you let it. Corny stuff.

Regards, Nolan Corny stuff, once again.

Decline reason:

You are blocked, not banned. I see no reason to lift the block here, as it doesn't sound like you take this project seriously, nor do you describe productive edits you wish to make. Your specific political views are immaterial.

Unblock Request 3

Request reason:

Hello, Once again. Unfortunately I haven't been unblocked yet, no problem though. But don't think that's rude towards you. Anyhow, To be honest I am eager to be unblocked because there is no other website like Wikipedia out there, other websites have the same info but not the same feeling or privileges of wikipedia. Personally I find it offensive that you say that I don't take this wikipedia project seriously. Having the privilege of editing does not mean that I have to edit at all. In simple terms meaning I should not have to specify what I will do as a wikipedian freely to edit on the wikipedia. I know what I did wrong and of course I only intent from forwards to make "productive" edits. Also sorry for saying banned- didn't realize. No place like wikipedia (corny stuff, but true.). Again, sorry. Regards, Nolan

Decline reason:

Given your vandalism so far, I have to agree with the others here. You are trolling.

Request reason:

Hello once again, I see many people think I am a troll which is not in fact true. 1, I made an article about the Tumbleweed Snowman of Albuquerque, NM. Anyways, I don't find it nice or funny that you're calling me a troll. Of course I know what I did wrong and I said sorry for that. As I said, I don't need to specify what I am going to do if I get unblocked, that doesn't mean I am going to vandalize again. This is because 1, I have made pages, and also this is only if that Woof guy comes here again- I didn't separate the two pages after you merged them that wasn't me. I don't know who it was. 2nd, of course I've gotten warnings about this but I only did it like twice so I'm not sure I didn't get 2-3 warnings. 3rd, I find it very disrespectful people are calling me a troll, and not being able to contribute to the Wikipedia Project. I have, Ive made pages, made decent edits, and did everything the average Wikipedia can. I am eager to get unblocked because I need to update something important on my home-town's wikipedia. All I want to do is have the privileges that everyone else has, and I know that others have gotten unblocked aswell in the same situation I am. Tio estas ĉiuj, dankon. Regards- Nolan

Decline reason:

If being called a troll gets under your skin enough for you to complain about it twice in this request, I'm not sure I wouldn't regret unblocking you. I think you need to calm down and show that you can edit other wikis productively for a while before coming back.

Unblock 4

Request reason:

Saluton, Wikipedia The request to unblock my voluntary editing on the website is one of the more proper ones you all anticipated and expected for from me. I want to take this opportunity to say that I am truly sorry for what I have done and that I am not in the least a troll. Anyway, I promise to always make quality contributions going forward and to behave honorably as a volunteer, just as I did when I first created my Wikipedia account. Although I am aware that my actions of vandalism were bad and that I should apologize, and did, the truth is that I just needed a good chuckle. I didn't anticipate that my actions would result in a permanent ban from editing as early as it happened, for the reason of that I happened not to see the warnings in time. One of the best websites that I've been on is Wikipedia, truly. Nothing else like it exists anywhere. Once again, I am sorry. Dankon popoloj. Nolan MacLellan

Decline reason:

We at Wikipedia have no sense of humor we are aware of.

August 2022

You have been blocked indefinitely from editing for abuse of editing privileges. In addition, your ability to edit your talk page has Template:Em been revoked.

If you think there are good reasons for being unblocked, please read the guide to appealing blocks, then submit a request to the Unblock Ticket Request System.  -- Deepfriedokra (talk) 15:19, 15 August 2022 (UTC)

• Note Template:Confirmed sock User talk:BettyCrocker321.-- Jezebel's Ponyo^{bons mots} 23:12, 12 September 2022 (UTC)

let this be more well known

[...] I don't like Wikipe-tan and never have. I recognize that some people do, and I'm not particularly agitated about it, but my name should not be invoked in a way that might lead some to believe that I approve. Thanks!--Jimbo Wales (talk) 11:33, 7 February 2011 (UTC)

you want me to what?

Before that happens, please answer all of my questions as per the private contract [5] (items 1-4a). Thanks!

good luck with that

Revert again and I will sue you and your family.

👍

if reincarnation is real i want to become a ferret

boom!

Someone put this out of its misery already.

a timeless quote

At this time Wikipedia does not need any more human genitalia images.

huh?

Her to hers because Her fleeing or him fleeing Huh?

"describe wikipedia in one sentence."

No one can follow what's happening here.

drunk rant

Dude ... forget it. Wikipedia has an -- unspoken ... and understood -- policy. We have to "white wash" certain information. You know, pretend it didn't happen. And, it goes without saying ... this policy usually points only in one direction. (Guess which?) So, nahhhhh ... this ain't a "raid". It's a "lawful execution of a search warrant". Just watch CNN ... or MSNBC ... or read The New York Times ... etc., etc., etc. Y'know ... the usual suspects. The very trust-worthy media ... that only reports very honestly, with great integrity, with great ethics, and with no political bias. Yeah, them! So no, this was not a raid. Don't be silly. Just like: (1) a boy is a girl ... or a girl is a boy ... or whatever they want us to believe ... with that (very logical) LGBTQ pronoun business. (2) There is no recession ... y'know ... the definition of recession that we've used for 100 years changed, conveniently, just this week! (3) Oh -- inflation ... we have nine percent inflation ... but Biden says it is "zero". Yes, zero! Our economy is doing great! Biden said so! (4) And this new bill will reduce inflation! Yes, "reduce it". How cool is that! We have zero inflation, but we need to reduce it?!?!??!?!? Hmmmmmmmmm........... wow. Confusing, huh? So, in summary, please trust that we have neutral narrative written in this article, with no bias whatsoever. Come on, dude. Assume good faith! Lots of integrity, ethics, and morals floating around here! Trust us!

exactly what i needed!

Template:Checkbox (colored) Require confirmation before reverting (all devices)

For users of pen or touch devices, and chronically indecisive people.

yeah, same

I do not even what this dispute is even about.

helpful advice

find your best friend's car, take out the rotor arm, slash the tyres, then tell them to their face you did it.

we will reduce your salary.

DON'T BOTHER ME AND LET ME DO MY JOB.

starting when?

A broader discussion of what the heck was going on here may be in order,

!

Moving along--User:Valereee and I have a date. Drmies (talk)

no, no we don't.

I guess you don't believe that ghosts actually exist.

perhaps slightly overexaggerated

When fifty million adolescents are routinely vandalizing Wikipedia, will there be enough dedicated volunteers to manually revert all those edits?

"whoops!"

A beautiful butterfly peacefully editing, blissfully unaware that it's about to cause a shitstorm

the duality of wikipedians

• Keep, harmless. Crotalus horridus (TALK • CONTRIBS) 22:40, 19 March 2007 (UTC)
• Userfy, pointless. >Radiant< 23:22, 19 March 2007 (UTC)

•-•

Hi,im a furry,im just curious if furries are allowed to edit Wikipedia... •-• i know this is a stupid queston...*inches away* Outcastcat (talk) 18:33, 27 June 2020 (UTC)

@Outcastcat: Welcome to Wikipedia. We don't care what your hobbies are. Anyone may edit Wikipedia. RudolfRed (talk) 18:34, 27 June 2020 (UTC)

If you are sharing a keyboard, remember to vacuum loose hairs when you are done. And perhaps visit Furry fandom. David notMD (talk) 21:17, 27 June 2020 (UTC)

artificial problems

Move to Jarndyce and Jarndyce (fictional court case). All shorter versions are prone to mislead readers who think they recognize the type of article it is, and misleading the readers is very bad. We can afford the space for the extra characters. --SmokeyJoe (talk) 03:21, 9 December 2013 (UTC)

The only problem, of course, is that there's precisely nothing to disambiguate against! --BDD (talk) 17:15, 9 December 2013 (UTC)

That's an artificial problem and therefore not a problem at all. --SmokeyJoe (talk) 19:53, 9 December 2013 (UTC)

Interesting choice of words, since your proposal is also about addressing an artificial problem. --BDD (talk) 20:45, 9 December 2013 (UTC)

noted

please do not be surprised if you see comments like "AAAHHHHHH SUBPAGE!!!! KILL KILL KILL"

hatnote says it all

Template:Hat It's not fucking wikilawyering, he's spent most of this time denying there even is a problem, no matter how many times people explain to him. It's making sure we don't fucking end up here again in a month. Trainsandotherthings (talk) 21:42, 5 September 2022 (UTC)

Sounds like you need to take a loooong break from here. The Rambling Man (Keep wearing the mask...) 21:45, 5 September 2022 (UTC)

Thank you for demonstrating exactly the kind of behavior that led to you getting desysopped. Trainsandotherthings (talk) 22:16, 5 September 2022 (UTC)

This is nothing to do with me. Your anger is pretty clear for all to see here. I suggest you should work on that a bit before casting stones at everyone else. My de-sysop was like nearly a decade ago, and I don't regret losing the bit for a moment, and acknowledged the issues surrounding it. I've developed since then and realise that the behaviour I'm seeing here from others is abhorrent, bullying and unhelpful. But thank you for demonstrating exactly the kind of behaviour that means you should take a looooooong break. Your behaviour here is not helpful at all, quite the opposite, and it's genuinely sad to see this dogpiling onto a good faith editor, just to punish him. Several people here should be genuinely ashamed of themselves. The Rambling Man (Keep wearing the mask...) 22:21, 5 September 2022 (UTC)

Jeez, what is even going on here? This is childish. jp×g 01:45, 6 September 2022 (UTC)

no header is appropiate for this

On 21 July 2021, two inmates at the Template:Interlanguage link near Tumbo took two correctional officers as hostages and demanded a helicopter to use for escaping and twenty kebab pizzas, one for each inmate in their department. After nine hours of negotiations, the release of the hostages was secured and the inmates were taken into custody. Although no helicopter was provided, the inmates did receive the twenty kebab pizzas. The pizzas were made by the pizza baker Beshar Toma of Hällby Pizzeria. Due to being in a hurry, the police left with the pizzas without paying. Both Hällby Pizzeria and the Swedish Prison and Probation Service later confirmed that the pizzeria was paid the next day.

close encounters of the trolly kind

Template:Atop I think that someone should urgently take a look at the recent conduct of Jerome501 (talk · contribs), especially because of this. "Jebem ti boga bre" is a very serious insult in Serbian. —Sundostund (talk) 04:46, 29 September 2022 (UTC)

I just want to say that I fully agree. This sort of conduct shouldn't be tolerated, and I absolutely support this being urgently looked at. This is not at all acceptable. This user needs to be talked to and possibly banned, because I've been looking at his conduct from inside his own head. Let me tell you, it's not pretty, I'm barely holding him back from posting "jebem ti" more times. Jerome501 (talk) 04:51, 29 September 2022 (UTC)

I just want to say this is perhaps the first time I have posted on a Wikipedia talk page. 172.221.107.113 (talk) 04:53, 29 September 2022 (UTC)

Man, welcome to the show, whoever you are. And I was just about to burn several copies of Thus Spoke Zarathustra before you showed up. I'm really not one for gay science, you know. Jerome501 (talk) 04:56, 29 September 2022 (UTC)

Template:Outdent

Please, don't hold anything back – post it for how many times you want. Its not like I care at all, but I suppose that admins here will care about your appalling behavior. —Sundostund (talk) 04:59, 29 September 2022 (UTC)

Sorry for butting in but can I just point out that this may be the second time I have ever posted on a Wikipedia talk page? 172.221.107.113 (talk) 05:01, 29 September 2022 (UTC)

I just wanted to immortalize this, believe it or not I found this quoted word-for-word in the Will to Power: Template:Blockquote Jerome501 (talk) 05:03, 29 September 2022 (UTC)

I would just like to add, you are what I like to call the Wikipedian warrior-philosopher, a desirable aesthetic pinnacle most will never summit. But sir, I congratulate you. You might even be worthy enough to move out of Beograd na Vodi and into better living accommodations. Jerome501 (talk) 05:07, 29 September 2022 (UTC)

Forgive me for interrupting your anti-Nietzschean rebuttal, but I would just like to say this is quite likely the last time I shall ever post on a Wikipedia talk page! 172.221.107.113 (talk) 05:09, 29 September 2022 (UTC)

Damn, and you were just about to miss the part where I shredded several books by Schopenhauer and Sartre and make them into a casserole. Now how am I supposed to criticize human existence? Jerome501 (talk) 05:11, 29 September 2022 (UTC)

I have indefinitely blocked Jerome501 for disruptive trolling and not being here to build an encyclopedia. I have also blocked their imaginary sidekick, the IP on a leash. Cullen328 (talk) 05:22, 29 September 2022 (UTC)

Folks might want to take a look at the editor's userboxen, which have all been nominated for deletion:

• https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Miscellany_for_deletion/User:Jerome501/Userboxes/User_Racist
• https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Miscellany_for_deletion/User:Jerome501/Userboxes/AAVE
• https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Miscellany_for_deletion/User:Jerome501/Userboxes/No_Immigration_Ever
• https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Miscellany_for_deletion/User:Jerome501/Hateyankees/DC
• https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Miscellany_for_deletion/Template:User_Anti-Democracy

While clearly meant sarcastically and satirical in nature, they are also inappropriate for this site. Beyond My Ken (talk) 06:25, 29 September 2022 (UTC)

Good blocks. Paraphrasing Monty Python doesn't make bigoted trolling acceptable. I agree with BMK that those userboxen are completely inappropriate. --bonadea contributions talk 07:33, 29 September 2022 (UTC)

this comment will

this story that starts with Jimbo Wales getting kicked in the nuts isn't going to keep productive users on the site.

poor grammar

"I think think bacon is God"

ouch

I can tell you for sure that this isn't the paragon of universal knowledge that people make it out to be. Lmao not even close.

🙃

I see this as a personal attack!

i've been called out!

With more effort, I could probably locate better and more relevant sources, but it's difficult to imagine how this wouldn't be mind-numbingly boring.

not the best comment

Nothing was vandalized. Everything stated is objective fact. Revert the page again and you will be doxxed.

it can WHAT?

→‎Two shots into his own heart: could maybe be done this way

???????

You will never be a real Indo-European. You have no horse, you have no chariot, you have no yurt. You are a mutt living a farmer lifestyle twisted by coping and larping into a crude mockery of steppe’s perfection.

All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your 50% EEF appearance behind closed doors.

Nomads and agriculturalists alike are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed them to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even steppe LARPers who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a nomad and an agriculturalist alike. Your lifestyle and skin, eye, and hair color are a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to convince some drunk guy that you are indeed an Indo-European steppe nomad, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected delusional fantasies that you live through as a way to escape reality. You will never be an Indo-European. You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you alone, without a horse, next to a farm with a headstone marked with letters that Indo-Europeans had no idea of, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know someone who was not a nomad is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably not Indo-European.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back. 141.255.87.224 (talk) 14:31, 3 August 2022 (UTC)

I have a donkey. Does that count as a horse?  Tewdar  16:10, 3 August 2022 (UTC)

Don't do it! Don't jump...ehm....no...err... what again did that wacko say? Anyway, do you need a link a to a helpline, or maybe just a pint🍺😁 ? –Austronesier (talk) 16:32, 3 August 2022 (UTC)

I'm sat next to a river in the sunshine, so I couldn't be happier actually...despite my large proportion of EEF ancestry, lack of horse, and lack of pint. 😂👍  Tewdar  17:03, 3 August 2022 (UTC)

I can smell a horse right now, funnily enough...🐴🤔  Tewdar  17:04, 3 August 2022 (UTC)

Template:Outdent

Damn, Tewdar, nobody takes the time to write me such lengthy, detailed hate mail. All I ever get is like a one or two-sentence eff-off. #jealous Levivich 01:22, 4 August 2022 (UTC)

I was so confused by coping and larping in the same sentence. A coper is an archaic term for a horse dealer. I thought maybe a larper was also some sort of archaic term and was intrigued. But no. Valereee (talk) 01:45, 4 August 2022 (UTC)

Not sure what the motivation behind this message is supposed to be. Ironically, the IP is based in Greece, where steppe ancestry is usually quite low...  Tewdar  07:32, 4 August 2022 (UTC)

[citation needed]

The information is right, I know it. So there!

huh.

Speedy Strong keep. Stop lying

englisg

It's good that you're fluent in "Englisg". We need more "Englisg" admins.

[…]

the "Englisg" is beautiful language full of subtilities that makes its charm

Greg L/Sewer cover in front of Greg L’s house

The sewer cover in front of Greg L’s house, (these things are also known as manhole covers), is an access port that is pried out of a special receptacle known as a ring or riser ring. Sewer covers are typically found in roads—sometimes sidewalks—and permit access to the sewer below.

This sewer cover was manufactured in Mead, Washington, U.S.A.

Sdkb/Dupont Circle CVS escalator

The Dupont Circle CVS escalator is an escalatorTemplate:Cn connecting the first and second floorTemplate:Cn of the Dupont Circle branch of CVS Pharmacy in Washington, D.C., United States.Template:Cn It was presumablyTemplate:According to whom installed when the branch opened. Residents of the neighborhood who visit the CVS have noted its existence.Template:Cn Little information has been publicly disclosed about the technical details of the escalator,Template:Cn but its function is presumably similar to most others.Template:According to whomTemplate:Cn It includes handrailsTemplate:Cn and is painted black.Template:Cn Daily usage is estimated to range in perhaps the hundreds.Template:VagueTemplate:Cn Template:Reftalk

enemies

VM's site-block has been reduced to a page-block, his talkpage access has been restored. Tamzin has apologised for her actions as an administrator. There's no need for an Arbcom case. Let's remain calm & move on. I've been around the 'pedia for about 17 years, so trust me. My advice 'here', is the best advice. GoodDay (talk) 15:25, 7 November 2022 (UTC)

17 years, you say? Well, that's me convinced. Thanks for your deep analysis - it's always a joy to absorb. Begoon 15:43, 7 November 2022 (UTC)

what follows may be the strangest interaction on this site

Winkelvi - I think you should respond to the accusations of socking, especially if you are innocent. If you don't defend yourself, it will be assumed that you are guilty which makes it doubtful the community will allow you to return...provided you even want to return. j/s ^Atsme _Talk 📧 15:37, 1 August 2020 (UTC)

[User:Atsme]: Even being completely truthful and saying it's not me, I'm pretty sure nothing I do at this point will mean squat. I recall being called a liar here numerous times, by regular editors and admins, when I wasn't lying, but being totally honest. I'm not wanted in Wikipedia, that's been plain since even before my indef, in addition to the subsequent denial of request to return, and now being "tried" and tagged as a sockmaster solely on circumstantial "behavioral" evidence by a relatively new editor and admin/CU with whom I've never interacted when I was editing. How anyone can believe they are knowledgeable of someone's behavior without ever experiencing that person's behavior is beyond my understanding and logic, but the result is what it is. Wikipedia as a mostly anonymous community has shown me it is unforgiving and the normal rules of the real world don't apply. Based on all that, I think trying to defend myself, drawing up a case, and being hopeful for a return to editing would be a complete waste of everyone's time and end only in disappointment for me.

I do thank you for caring, though. -- ψλ ● ✉ ✓ 16:41, 1 August 2020 (UTC)

I am so sorry you left. You were my friend :( cookie monster (2020) 755 18:15, 1 August 2020 (UTC)

Good thing that got cleared up. Some folks see the boogeyman under the bed, in the closet, behind the couch.--MONGO (talk) 00:51, 5 August 2020 (UTC)

Winkelvi was mean to me during the sockpuppet investigation that got me blocked 4 years ago. cookie monster (2020) 755 21:21, 14 August 2020 (UTC)

😂 Second Skin (talk) 11:49, 15 November 2020 (UTC)

For the record, I object to any unblocking of this user! gidonb (talk) 21:53, 2 September 2022 (UTC)

gather and attack

Edit warring has been going on over the Rita Ora discography article for a long time. User:Helptottt, User:Jakubik.v and a newly created account (User:Swedishbrittisk), by possibly one of them with the clear purpose of edit-warring, are continually removing sourced content, without any plausible reasoning: [6][7][8][9][10][11] Despite various warnings given on their talkpages and attempts to find a solution on the talkpage, they are unable to understand this and unfortunately, they do not seem to like to communicate and help improve the article instead. Their behaviour show that they are intending to continue reverting repeatedly. User:Swedishbrittisk further calls to "keep reverting" me if I "keep on doing these senseless edits" [12]. However, they're endangering the article, which is currently being reviewed to pass the featured list nomination. Thanks in advance. Iaof2017 (talk) 15:01, 26 October 2022 (UTC)

Listen, I just want to follow Wikipedia's rules, and believe me that I’m just using one account, none of these two is me, but think whatever you want to think. Swedishbrittisk (talk) — Preceding undated comment added 15:11, 26 October 2022 (UTC)

This is serious accusation. I'm not pathetic, I don't need to hide behind some "other" profile. I only have one profile here and I require you not to accuse me of such of thing. Thank you. Jakubik.v (talk) 16:52, 26 October 2022 (UTC)

The only user who is edit warring is yourself, and several editors pointed out the unnecessary changes with which you have damaged the article. Insinuating that I created a new account to revert your edits is insane. The article, before you started editing it, was already in a very good state, needing minimal changes. Like Black Kite highlighted, it's you who needs to explain all the wild changes you made to the article. You are behaving like you own the article, and use threatening and accusatory language against editors. How is this behavior not against the rules?! Helptottt (talk) 20:55, 26 October 2022 (UTC)

"it wasn’t me!"

There is currently a discussion at Wikipedia:Administrators' noticeboard/Incidents regarding an issue with which you may have been involved. The thread is Selling illegal drugs. Thank you. — rsjaffe 🗣️ 14:03, 26 October 2022 (UTC)

incivility!

Thomasthimoté (talk · contribs) - after being asked to look into this user's contribs by @Robby.is.on:, I left Thomasthimoté a message regarding the issue.

His response? To say "fuck you asshole" and "shut up".

oof

*calmly delivers Heimlich manoeuvre*

the funniest joke you will see in the sandbox

All ordeals are temporary. 108.7.216.159 (talk) 03:14, 26 October 2022 (UTC)

[editor's note: nine hours later...]

The ordeal was over. 108.7.216.159 (talk) 19:17, 26 October 2022 (UTC)

some declarations in the sandbox

Turkey shall declare war on wikipedia, and then wikipedia be ruled by WikiProject Turkey.

The flag of Turkey!

normal wikipedia discussion

It's generic run of the mill pre-teen edge-lord vandalism.

coming right up!

I need a trout after that. I deserve it.

"must you? MUST YOU?"

Must you always be a pain in the 'bleep', at least once a year?

a man’s descent into insanity

special:permalink/979490031

I am a fiscal conservative who is very socially moderate. I believe that centrism is a force for good and is the only way for society to make any changes. I believe the capitalism is one of the best inventions of all time. It allows anyone of any background to become successful, which I believe to be very important.

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no point in having political views when everything is decided by the elite

special:permalink/1061229625

No

uh

there's no way to distinguish a good-faith edit with three combined instances of "slut" and "bitch" in it from a bad-faith one. […] Okay, despite saying that,

just have patience

do it ten times to win a prize (allow four days for delivery),

no comment

fuck outta here

I don't give a damn about your sanctions, clown.

you think that... what?

there is an article I believe is a hoax (Animaniacs)!

"classic"

Laments being blocked on Wikipedia, yet continues the same destructive behavior? While drunk? (what!) Classic lack of insight. Wikipedia is not therapy-- or AA.

gimme a sec

Expecting almond delivery promptly.

have you felt this when reading wikipedia?

I don't even know what the hell I'm reading.

"instructions unclear"

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WARNING: If you read this, do not see who murdered Mrs. Maureen Lyon and Mrs. Boyle! Read at your own risk!

gosh, not dr kimby!

WHAT THE F WIKIPEDIA. I SPEND HOURS ALONGSIDE MY COLLEAGUES ENSURING THE ISP WIKIPEDIA PAGE IS PROPERLY MAINTAINED AND CARED FOR. THIS IS HOW YOU CHOOSE TO REWARD FOR MY TIME???? I WILL HAVE A CHAT WITH DR KIMBY ABOUT THIS... FIX YOUR ATTITUDE

i can’t think of a good heading

Check out my Twitter page for my real feelings about this content dispute. Oh, no, I shut down my rarely used Twitter page a month or so ago. Oh, well.

mistakes were made

Brown University obtained the +1-401-867 prefix in 1999, assigning 867-5309 to a student dormitory room which was promptly inundated with nuisance calls.

business as usual

Uhh I found out I could get a signature made here? If you can please do InfernaIBaze (talk) 04:16, 12 December 2022 (UTC)

@InfernaIBaze: Hello Infernal! I can definitely make a signature for you. What do you want it to look like? ― Blaze Wolf^Talk_{Blaze Wolf#6545} 13:11, 12 December 2022 (UTC)

Hmmm, good question. Maybe a black and red or a little techy blue would be nice, Thanks. InfernaIBaze (talk) 01:01, 13 December 2022 (UTC)

Either one works InfernaIBaze (talk) 01:01, 13 December 2022 (UTC)

@InfernaIBaze: Alright. Any specific shape or do you want it similar to mine? Do you want a gradient of red to techy blue (if I can figure that out which will probably just be stealing someone else's signature with a gradient to reference). ― Blaze Wolf^Talk_{Blaze Wolf#6545} 03:09, 13 December 2022 (UTC)

Whatever you think is best works InfernaIBaze (talk) 03:12, 13 December 2022 (UTC)

@InfernaIBaze: I'm not really all that creative so I have a hard time coming up with stuff on the fly. What specific shape do you want it or do you want it to look similar to mine? ― Blaze Wolf^Talk_{Blaze Wolf#6545} 03:13, 13 December 2022 (UTC)

Similar to yours works (I’m not creative either) InfernaIBaze (talk) 03:15, 13 December 2022 (UTC)

@InfernaIBaze: Hey! So in regards to the link to your talk, is there anything you want underneath the link or is it fine as is? If so would you like the parentheses removed and any custom formatting around the link? Do note that I am limited to 255 characters total so it has to fit within that limit. ― Blaze Wolf^Talk_{Blaze Wolf#6545} 20:34, 15 December 2022 (UTC)

Nope it’s fine like this. Sorry I haven’t been able to reply. InfernaIBaze (talk) 02:37, 19 December 2022 (UTC)

Nah it's alright. ― Blaze Wolf^Talk_{Blaze Wolf#6545} 03:27, 19 December 2022 (UTC)

Also, I’m probably gonna sound really dumb staying this but when will the signature be made? (Assuming it’s not already made) InfernaIBaze (talk) 04:29, 19 December 2022 (UTC)

And another thing (unrelated to the signature) is that discord user box outline how did you get it? InfernaIBaze (talk) 04:40, 19 December 2022 (UTC)

Answer to your first question: Should be done sometime today assuming I'm not lazy. Answer to your second question: It's a template. Specifically User:Levi_OP/Discord Profile. ― Blaze Wolf^Talk_{Blaze Wolf#6545} 13:09, 19 December 2022 (UTC)

Thank you for the answer, I’ll be looking forward to the signature! InfernaIBaze (talk) 01:51, 20 December 2022 (UTC)

Lemme know when it’s done InfernaIBaze (talk) 00:53, 21 December 2022 (UTC)

Also @Blaze Wolf how do you find these cool templates? It’s not like you just found the template in the template menu or anything InfernaIBaze (talk) 01:14, 21 December 2022 (UTC)

Also,(again) Japanese test for you. こんにちは、ぼくのほんとのなまえは、のあです(I’m half Japanese, don’t question the horrendous grammar) InfernaIBaze (talk) 01:23, 21 December 2022 (UTC)

Template:OdIn response to the Japanese test, all I can understand is the first part which is "Konnichiha" or "hello. Other than that I have no clue what the rest says. I'm still at a very basic level lol. Also, the way I found the cool template on my talk page was that I think I remember seeing it on someone else's userpage before it was a template and the guy (who I think is now inactive) made it into a template since I wanted it on my userpage as well. ― Blaze Wolf^Talk_{Blaze Wolf#6545} 02:36, 21 December 2022 (UTC)

Oh okay… I was hoping for some magic website that gave you the greatest templates or whatever. No big deal tho.(this is a joke) The full translation is, Hello, my name is Noah. Simple InfernaIBaze (talk) 02:52, 21 December 2022 (UTC)

This conversation is veering really far from signature. InfernaIBaze (talk) 02:53, 21 December 2022 (UTC)

I am very sorry that I have to be like this. If you feel annoyed( and I know you do) you can stop helping me at any time. InfernaIBaze (talk) 03:21, 26 December 2022 (UTC)

And even after that apology I feel intreged to ask. How Are you learning Japanese. InfernaIBaze (talk) 03:24, 26 December 2022 (UTC)

I spelt that wrong I just know it. InfernaIBaze (talk) 03:25, 26 December 2022 (UTC)

@InfernaIBaze: It's spelled intrigued and I'm learning it via multiple different ways. ― Blaze Wolf^Talk_{Blaze Wolf#6545} 03:59, 26 December 2022 (UTC)

That’s cool! Good luck. InfernaIBaze (talk) 00:54, 27 December 2022 (UTC)

Oh my god I just looked in your signature sandbox by accident (I was trying to find out if my username had 2 is or not and saw it so I had to, I’m sorry) And it looks so cool! Thanks a lot for the help in making it. InfernaIBaze (talk) 01:49, 28 December 2022 (UTC)

he removed the warning, if you were wondering

Hypocritical "warning" is noted and appropriately acted on.

oh, ok then

my 8 year old son has better English skills than you.

they have those?!

You're extremely annoying. You should win an Oscar for that.

gladly

Please proceed with the pro forma IP range block, scumbags.

read that sentence again

I came across an editor who's grammar leaves much to be desired

now imagine that in the most threatening tone

Good block. Very good.

surprised yet?

SURPRISE! I AM A LIVING HUMAN WHO IS LIVING LIFE IN A VITAL WAY.

someone, you say?

There's someone who edited the Annoying Orange Wikipedia page claiming that Orange "likes cocaine"

that will be useful for future reference, thank you

this is so terrible i want to vomit

oh, you think?

Despite everything you are likely to have ever heard about furries, many are quite normal people. I think.

thanks!

I've 'ed the main account.

i should what?

you speak to me with some god dam respect you keyboard worrier

cool.

ANI is a cesspit at the best of times, and ArbCom is so broken that it's beyond a joke

really? i am?

You are spiteful and a wikipedia nazi

the what.

I will be forced to create The Anti-Praxidicae Justice League of Wikimedia.

nein, danke

You may be blocked from editing without further warning the next time you remove or blank page content or templates from Wikipedia without giving a valid reason for the removal in the edit summary, as you did at Cairngorm Club. M.Bitton (talk) 15:44, 13 July 2022 (UTC)

Thank you for your threat of blocking. I was simplifying the header as there is an argument about whether this is a mountaineering or hillwalking club. To avoid this I am simply stating that it is a club. If you wish to block me from Wikipedia please go ahead. Bblqk37 (talk) 15:56, 13 July 2022 (UTC)

I suggest you don't ignore #Managing_a_conflict_of_interest. M.Bitton (talk) 16:01, 13 July 2022 (UTC)

Thank you. I have read managing a conflict of interest. Could you please explain why you think a simple change to a header and adding valid, correct information is a conflict of interest? Can you please supply your full name and country of residence. Many thanks again for your interest. Bblqk37 (talk) 16:36, 13 July 2022 (UTC)

Asking that is not wise. For starters, people have a right to be anonymous here. Second, it just sound creepy to even ask. Third, it isn't any of your business. Dennis Brown - 2¢ 20:39, 13 July 2022 (UTC)

Nothing creepy.It is my business if you are threatening to block me. I think you are in the USA. The lost white tribe of North America. Ruined the English language and our economy. Now you telling us what to do? Is it any wonder we don't like Americans in the UK or Russia. Bblqk37 (talk) 18:05, 15 July 2022 (UTC)

yikes

A shower of stupid dumbass American fucking wankers, every last childish one you lazy ugly fat useless bastards. Nazi fuckers. Burn in hell.

interesting idea

Let's make it red. And bold. And in a 48-point blackletter font. And blink. Template:Hat <blink> do not remove this notice from pages that you have created yourself. </blink> Template:Hab

good demontrastion

This is what I would at like if I were a vandal "you all suck die die die die die"

important distincttions

Oh, I do apologise, what an important distinction you raise. I'm sure you go around telling people they only appear like pedophilia apologists all the time and they think you're just wonderful.

the trinality of wikipedians

There is currently a discussion at Wikipedia:Administrators' noticeboard/Incidents regarding an issue with which you may have been involved. Thank you. Carolmooredc (Talkie-Talkie) 04:45, 4 September 2014 (UTC)

Oh joy, an ANI thread with Eric and Carol. I'll grab some popcorn and hide working on getting The Who to FA status and related album articles to GA. Somebody let me know when it's over. Ritchie333 ^{(talk) (cont)} 15:25, 4 September 2014 (UTC)

It's rubbish like this that really makes me wonder what the Hell this project is about, and whether I want to be associated with it. I'd thought that we were trying to build an encyclopedia, but apparently we're trying to create some kind of gender equality Utopia. I've only got one thing to say about that, which is fuck it, and fuck Wikipedia. Eric Corbett 00:48, 5 September 2014 (UTC)

have you felt this when editing wikipedia?

OMG THAT'S EMBARASSING

that’s a good motto

Making racists mad on Wikipedia since 2016.

i’ve already thought about it

1+3=3

...think about it

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The Barnstar of Good Humor

Your edits to the 2016 Brussels bombings talk page are very much appreciated.

now or never, in your case

I was wondering when this would devolve into subtle accusations of racism against fellow editors.

just... everything about this.

Template:Hat This is literally not a genocide. Trans people aren't a minority ethnic group that is being killed systemically. This whole "trans genocide" term is disrespectful to those who were victims of real genocide. 78.135.101.108 (talk) 11:03, 16 July 2022 (UTC)

This is addressed in reliable sources (many of which explicitly argue for the expansion of the definition of genocide) and in the article itself. This page is for discussion of the article, not of your personal grievances with the topic. ThadeusOfNazereth(he/they)^{Talk to Me!} 21:34, 16 July 2022 (UTC)

The word "genocide" should be replaced with a word that actually fits considering the definition has yet to be changed. Perhaps it would be prudent to re-label the article as "Discrimination against Transgender People"? Genocide specifically deals with nationalities and ethnic groups, not gender. It feels like people are trying to just stick a buzzword in without a reason to. 2600:6C52:7E7F:F52F:C928:9DAD:B737:85F8 (talk) 05:52, 19 July 2022 (UTC)

Yeah Thaddeus when you change the definition of a word - IT CHANGES THE DEFINITION OF THAT WORD.

So you use the new definition of the word while relying relying on readers to use the actual definition of the word.

It's It's sneaky slimy tactic I see more and more these days and apparently you aren't smart enough to see through it. 2001:8003:7CCB:A901:AD7E:5F5F:EC47:C80 (talk) 06:03, 19 July 2022 (UTC)

Mentally ill dudes changing definitions of words, who would have thought. — Preceding unsigned comment added by 178.43.239.249 (talk) 16:05, 19 July 2022 (UTC)

There is no trans genocide going on anywhere on the planet. This page is incredibly disrespectful and is based on the fantasies of mentally ill people on Twitter. 81.96.202.32 (talk) 22:06, 31 July 2022 (UTC)

If there’s a reliable source that argues this (trans g) is not a genocide, or that it’s disrespectful to other victims, that source and its main points can be put in the article ProfGray (talk) 12:20, 17 July 2022 (UTC)

It looks like there is already a word that describes what this article is attempting to call genocide. How about Transgendercide? There doesn't appear to be a rational reason to expand the definition of genocide. A quick look at the Oxford dictionary shows that the word has greek origins, genos + cide, with 'genos' literally meaning race and the suffix '-cide' denoting an act of killing. I attached a link to a wikipedia page on Gendercide, which seems to fit this article perfectly.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gendercide 2600:6C52:7E7F:F52F:C928:9DAD:B737:85F8 (talk) 06:13, 19 July 2022 (UTC)

Are you arguing that there was never a genocide of jewish people in World War 2 because being Jewish is not a race but a religion? also being transgender is not a gender, there are both transgender men, transgender women and transgender non-binaries thus it don't exactly fit the gendercide definition as it wouldn't target a single gender. Some happenstances of gendercide could have transphobic motivations and thus fit within the scope of transgender genocide, but certainly not all of them. 88.141.158.167 (talk) 07:55, 19 July 2022 (UTC)

Jews are an ethnoreligious group, as stated in the first line of their wikipedia entry. This is why the term 'genocide' applied to the Holocaust: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jews

Transgender people are not a race, a nationality, or an ethnic group. They are identified by being gender non-conforming. As such, the word Gendercide is much more fitting than the word genocide. Discrimination against them is specifically due to gender nonconformance.

If you would like to argue that Transgender people are somehow a race, a nationality, or an ethnic group, then that should be included in this wikipedia entry to justify the use of 'genocide'. As of right now, it just looks like the wrong word is being deliberately used for nebulous reasons. 2600:6C52:7E7F:F52F:C928:9DAD:B737:85F8 (talk) 15:17, 19 July 2022 (UTC)

If there’s a reliable source that argues your point, then that point can be added to the encyclopedia.

If you are trying to better understand the application of the concept of genocide to transgender people, I suggest you start with the Kidd/Wittern, Kritz, and Eichert sources in the article. ProfGray (talk) 15:38, 19 July 2022 (UTC)

As stated in their own works, they admit that the definition of genocide needs to be expanded for what they personally as activists consider to be a genocide. The word Gendercide already exists to describe what they've observed. You can't prove a negative, so asking for a source repeatedly is incredibly bad faith. This is a simple case of blatant misuse of a word, conceivably to score political points. 2600:6C52:7E7F:F52F:C928:9DAD:B737:85F8 (talk) 15:45, 19 July 2022 (UTC)

Yes, some admit that the legal defintion would need to be expanded: for that context, the article is about their proposed application of genocide. But some folks do not think they need to wait for a legal determination or expansion, they are applying the concept without confirmation of the law, because the use of concepts and discourse are not actually bound by or enforced by law. There's no law against using a concept like genocide in various realms of discourse, and that's what the reliable sources here are doing. I suppose I need not repeat my point about the ability to bring up reliable sources that dispute this usage, but it's important for readers (of my comments) to understand how Wikipedia functions and is written. You may think they are misusing a word, the question is whether we can find reliable sources to make that point and then put it in the "criticism" section. ProfGray (talk) 16:58, 19 July 2022 (UTC)

Jews have specific genes, which is why its a *geno*-cide. There is no evidence transsexuality/transgenderism is genetic in any way. SlimyKlerburt (talk) 08:24, 19 July 2022 (UTC)

Causes of gender incongruence#Genetics Tjf801 (talk) 14:53, 20 July 2022 (UTC)

The term "genocide" does not literally require shared genes. Case in point, the UN definition of genocide explicitly covers religious groups, like Jews. You can convert to Judaism. You don't have to be genetically related to other Jews to be a Jew. Loki (talk) 18:52, 21 July 2022 (UTC)

Jews are absolutely a race, we admit that we are and I can't imagine why we would shy away from that. We have a nation-state of our own built around Jewish ethnic identity. So no, genocide does not fit here. Especially since the actual issue at hand is not the systemic murder of Trans people, but suicide. We don't call the mass-suicide of white men in the Midwest a "genocide"... ConstantineChase (talk) 13:56, 19 July 2022 (UTC)

If there’s a reliable source that argues your point, then that point can be added to the encyclopedia. ProfGray (talk) 14:55, 19 July 2022 (UTC)

i see.

believe me, there's a lot of people there who don't need me.

mm. okay.

My reasons are beyond yourt feeble mortal comprehensions.,

deviant?

ADMINS - MONITOR EDITOR TheCurrencyGuy FOR ULTRA RIGHT WING NATIONALIST DEVIANT BEHAVIOR.

wikipedia block% speedrun

I’m an new user! You don’t have the right to delete my userpage! I ask you to please restore this page! It’s an userpage, not an Wikipedia article! Lobby And TheoTheoDerich (talk) 02:28, 3 September 2022 (UTC)

Hi Lobby And TheoTheoDerich! Welcome to Wikipedia! I'm glad that you decided to create an account an join us! I understand that you're new here, but you need to understand that we have policies and guidelines that I must not only follow (being an admin doesn't exempt me from being required to follow all of the rules as well), but enforce as well. The reason I deleted your user page was because it consisted of advertising and promotion. Wikipedia is not a place for advertising or promotion, and Wikipedia's user page guidelines here state that advertising and promotion is not allowed on your user page. Your user page was deleted because it met the criteria in policy allowing me to do so.

I don't want the deletion to result in you feeling disheartened or upset, but on the other aspect - you need to understand that this website is about building an encyclopedia; it's not about advertising the game you want people to download. If the deletion makes you that upset, you should ask yourself if you are here for the right reasons. Are you here to help us build an encyclopedia and make Wikipedia a better place for anyone to read and enjoy? You stated that you are brand new here, but then go on to say that I don't have the right to delete your user page. Your last sentence also (incorrectly) implies that you believe that I'm only allowed to delete articles, and not user pages. For someone who understands that they're brand new to Wikipedia (you stated this above), you're making (very incorrect) assumptions despite acknowledging that you're new and that you're not familiar with all of our policies.

My advice to you is that that you withhold any assumptions that you might find yourself wanting to make, and that you take some time to familiarize yourself with Wikipedia. We have an extensive getting started page, as well as an interactive new user tutorial; both will be very beneficial for you, and I highly recommend reading through and completing them. Please let me know if you have any questions, or if you need any assistance - I'll be more than happy to help! :-) Best regards - ~Oshwah~^{(talk) (contribs)} 03:02, 3 September 2022 (UTC)

You… Stay away! You’re trying to harm me! You deleted my userpage as an new user, you musted man! Stay away from me! Lobby And TheoTheoDerich (talk) 03:04, 3 September 2022 (UTC)

Template:YO Meh. Oshwah is a great guy and like ten times nicer than I. I think you are being unduly harsh. -- Deepfriedokra (talk) 03:10, 3 September 2022 (UTC)

Stay away, I said. I am issuing my final warning, stay away. —Lobby And TheoTheoDerich (talk) 03:11, 3 September 2022 (UTC)

You appear to be making a threat, to another editor. GoodDay (talk) 03:12, 3 September 2022 (UTC)

Template:Ec Lobby And TheoTheoDerich - Given your response above, it's becoming clear to me that you just aren't willing to learn and understand Wikipedia's policies and guidelines no matter how clear and easy I make doing so for you. I hope that I'm reading you incorrectly and that you prove me wrong, and that you become a constructive editor and that you contribute positively to the project. All I'll say to you is that the mindset and attitude that you demonstrated above will just lead you to being shown the exit door (not by me, but by another administrator) should you continue editing with that mindset. Regardless, I wish you a great day and happy editing. :-) Best - ~Oshwah~^{(talk) (contribs)} 03:16, 3 September 2022 (UTC)

"respectfully"

Respectfully, what have you been smoking?

i'll have a think.

Looks stupid, don't it?

no, that's not how this works

MS.NIMO Is Requesting Adminship Please 🙏 and Thank you

still not how this works

Hello

How are you BoulevardBowl27^{[[User talk:BoulevardBowl27|bots mots} BoulevardBowl27 (talk) 14:06, 20 January 2023 (UTC)

i want to be steward

I want to be steward BoulevardBowl27 (talk) 14:32, 20 January 2023 (UTC)

hello

how are you BoulevardBowl27 (talk) 13:23, 24 January 2023 (UTC)

who's wikipedia, again?

How can we make it better?

By correcting lies written by wikipedia

slowly reducing literacy

How did you come across the tutorial series?

• it was by mistake but it really helped me

How long did you spend looking through it, and which parts did you read?

• 20mins and all of it

Did the tutorial coping to learn about?

• Yes

Was it easy to understand?

• very much

Did it help make you feel more confident editing?

• vert much

How can we make it better?

• mackung it shorter

Any other comment

can you help by giving us a way we can massage people or even cintactpeople a

[by the way, the section title was "the age of fish"]

please don't "use" quotation marks "like" this

How did you come across the tutorial series?

• As a very good student and "obedient" talented "learner" at school I could only say that my great teacher in Mathematics forwarded me to the great alpha phi beta magna wikipedia students and contributors. Oh I love to study "hard"!

How long did you spend looking through it, and which parts did you read?

I spend 6 to 7 hours a day on wikipedia feeds 3 hours after school and 3 hours after evening studies like from 11 pm to 2 am and wake up at 5:30 am in the morning for school.

Did the tutorial cover the topics you were hoping to learn about?

Oh yes i loved it. It did covered the topics I was hoping to learn about it. I am a great "learner". Especially on "multiple" topics...

Was it easy to understand?

Yes it was very easy to understand because I am the best student of my class and even in my school. My scientific know-how ( i am a great "learner") enables me to understand really "fast".

Did it help make you feel more confident editing?

I am a "beginner" and wish to progress "fast" in --editing- mathematical and advanced geometry and statistics articles

How can we make it better?

Please "provide" me with great "tools" for editing- I am craving to "contribute" to your "Foundation" for all editors around the world

Any other comments?

• thanks to wikipedia for " providing me" great "ressources" and "tools" for my advanced knowledges in Advanced Mathematics and Spatial Geometry and Physics of Laws and Orders

how quickly trust is lost!

How did you come across the tutorial series?

• Link from another page

How long did you spend looking through it, and which parts did you read?

• 2-3 minutes

Did the tutorial cover the topics you were hoping to learn about?

• Yes/No

Was it easy to understand?

• Not in the context that it was conveying opinions rather than ONLY facts

Did it help make you feel more confident editing?

• n/a

How can we make it better?

• Remove opinions1

Any other comments?

• I will no longer be viewing Wikipedia as a knowledge source, rather a leftist propaganda propagator

Bye

if you say so.

Any other comments?

republicans did this

it just gets worse and worse

How did you come across the tutorial series?

• Wikipedia Administrator Lady Liz (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Liz) has approved my request and has sent a valuable list of internal Wikipedia pages for the training of new editors. One of the pages of that list is the 'Introduction' page.

How long did you spend looking through it, and which parts did you read?

• I have chosen the option of showing all sections of the Introduction as a single page, then I have leisurely read the full introduction (every section), in the course of two days, interspersed with attending to other tasks.

Did the tutorial cover the topics you were hoping to learn about?

• Undoubtedly yes, it is well written and complete as an introduction, with relevant internal links to more detailed information.

Was it easy to understand?

• Certainly, the language is clear and the distribution logical. It hardly needs any improvement, in my view.

Did it help make you feel more confident editing?

• I have already edited some other wikis, whether sister projects of the Wikimedia Foundation such as Wikivoyage, or non-Wikimedia wikis such as Wikitravel, Metapedia, Fascipedia and Dixiepedia (this one closed in late 2009, the others are active as of March 2023).

How can we make it better?

• It is already excellent as it is now. Some other editors may have suggestions, but at this point I have none.

Any other comments?

• Yes, regarding style. I am a polyglot fluent in various languages, but when I write in English I normally use traditional British Standard, except in specific contexts (such as scientific or technical information) in which I use an accepted international standard. I hope that my linguistic norms shall not conflict with those of Wikipedia or with the usage of other contributors.

Thanks for the fine work that You are doing, Gentlemen, and go ahead with it. Receive a Strong Confederate Salute.

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How long did you spend looking through it, and which parts did you read🕌

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How can we make it better🕌

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care to run that one by me again?

Before the case went to court, there was a pre-trial hearing regarding points of law. Two points raised were; "Did the United States need to prove intent to violate the Gold Reserve Act to gain a warrant for seizure?", and "did the United States need to prove their case beyond reasonable doubt?". On both points, the judge ruled that intent was irrelevant in terms of getting a warrant, and because this was a civil case and not a criminal one, the government only needed to show a preponderance of evidence. The rooster was then held in a federal bank vault until the case was heard as the judge refused to grant bail to it.

i'd watch that show!

Vandalism, Racism, Legal Threats, and Possible Sock Puppetry: A Tale of a Novice Wikipedian In Over Her Head

it is twitter, after all

In 2020, the U.S. Army Esports Twitter account tweeted "uwu" in reply to a tweet by Discord, which was met by significant backlash from Twitter users. This event culminated in a trend of attempting to get banned from the U.S. Army Esports Discord server as quickly as possible, with a common technique being to link to Template:Srlink.

how eloquent

User comments

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bad, bad sign

(non-admin) I don't see that this rises to the point where it needs administrator intervention. How about both of you just agree to stop interacting with each other, stop talking about each other, avoid editing the same pages, and go find something more productive to do? Thebiguglyalien (talk) 23:28, 29 March 2023 (UTC)

An iban is grossly out of proportion compared to whatever fault I had. NotReallySoroka (talk) 23:38, 29 March 2023 (UTC)

That sounds like a fuckin' awesome recommendation. -- C. A. Russell (talk) 04:20, 30 March 2023 (UTC)

friendly interaction on wikipedia

Template:Tq I don't suppose you have the power to make this happen in my RL. :-) One more wish: although it's a somewhat messy block log based on the conversation you've been having with yourself, perhaps you should clarify the log by CU-blocking Benutzer:Ijumdiya wadzani...it would make it easier for anyone looking at the log later. Thanks for your hard work.--Bbb23 (talk) 15:53, 3 September 2022 (UTC)

Hi Bbb23! God, if only I could grant wishes in real life... :-) And yes, good call - I have no problem putting that block back onto the account. Sigh... yeah, I didn't exactly leave that account's block log in clean and perfect order... :-/

I blocked this user on accident while using the SPI script to block the other sock users I found (I simply forgot to untick the "block" checkbox next to that account in the list). After catching the mistake, I unblocked the account and stated my reason in that summary. Sigh..... Then, a few moments later, I realized that I forgot that the account was previously indefinitely blocked, and that I had just stupidly unblocked them to fix the first mistake instead of changing it back. Hence, my other other block change. Yeah, good times... *Oshwah rolls his eyes at himself*

Anyways,  Done. I've restored the CU block back due to both the technical and behavioral evidence, and the discussion at the SPI. Thanks for pointing that out and for letting me know. If you need anything else from me, please don't be a stranger. You know where to find me! ;-) Cheers - ~Oshwah~^{(talk) (contribs)} 23:39, 3 September 2022 (UTC)

Someone needs a vacation. EEng 00:00, 4 September 2022 (UTC)

EEng - HA! HAHAHA! Ha... haha..... *starts sobbing*.... :-P ~Oshwah~^{(talk) (contribs)} 00:13, 4 September 2022 (UTC)

and let the debate begin!

There is no such thing as an unpolitical question.

nearly got me there

I've got some things to sort out this morning (UK time), along with some c-word related stuff (cricket, of course)

that's quite the vandalism

To the one who keeps silencing the truth, you will answer for it; it will not be forgotten.

now we have to follow his instructions!

Unblock me or ill make new account. Koqkpa (talk) 16:52, 5 May 2022 (UTC)

You have 26 hours Koqkpa (talk) 16:52, 5 May 2022 (UTC)

oh, don't worry, the horse is fine.

THERE! Now the horse has no legs!!!

the logical deduction

6. An internet troll is defined as an entity that passive-aggressively incites as many internet users to disagree and squabble as possible by putting controversial subjects and statements up for argument and debate, with very little effort on its own part or concern for the bitter disputes it leaves in its path.

7. On any subjects of true importance, far more text, typing, effort, blood, sweat and tears are spent bitterly arguing and endlessly debating on the talk pages of articles rather than contributing to the articles themselves.

8. Therefore, Wikipedia could in itself, by definition, be described as the world's largest internet troll.

are you sure about this.

No really, here's a gun. Just do it.

calm down!

In this day and age, that could probably somehow be misconstrued as an attack on somebody's preferred pronoun.

signs of poor editing behaviour

Super-Template:Redacted.

lighting the flames

Funny that I also came here to write about the Tea house, but I guess I'll have to change the section header a bit. Anyway... Jéské, you obviously have a deep knowledge of Wikipedia, and also of your specialty topics. And it's great that you volunteer at the Tea house. But, (Aha! I bet you knew there was a but coming...) your responses, although accurate as far as they go, sometimes have a preachy or impatient tone. (Please accept this attempt at constructive criticism, from someone who can be preachy and impatient Template:Wink. ) I found this response to the entry Template:Slink accurate, but harsh. Maybe just go a little easier on them; they're often newbies and might consider becoming an editor and writing about something else. Or maybe they won't, but one never knows, and a harsh first experience at Wikipedia probably won't seem very encouraging. Other than that, I really enjoy your comments at various Talk forums and Rfc's. Keep up the good work! Mathglot (talk) 10:09, 10 August 2022 (UTC)

I am of the opinion that a person who views Wikipedia as an ersatz Facebook or as a billboard has no interest in editing elsewhere unless you make it crystal clear, with no ambiguity, that they have no idea what they're doing. —Jéské Couriano v^_^v ^{a little blue Bori} 18:57, 10 August 2022 (UTC)

The next time you post a diatribe like that at the Teahouse, I will pageblock you indefinitely from the Teahouse. Your conduct is unacceptable. Cullen328 (talk) 19:03, 10 August 2022 (UTC)

Have it your way. I will not be blamed for a repeat of The North Face incident. —Jéské Couriano v^_^v ^{a little blue Bori} 19:16, 10 August 2022 (UTC)

@Cullen328: on what grounds ? Nick (talk) 19:18, 10 August 2022 (UTC)

Nick, ranting and raving like that is completely incompatible with Wikipedia:Teahouse/Host lounge/Expectations and way out of line at the Teahouse. Cullen328 (talk) 19:34, 10 August 2022 (UTC)

How much of it did you actually read, Cullen? —Jéské Couriano v^_^v ^{a little blue Bori} 19:46, 10 August 2022 (UTC)

I read every word of your inappropriate diatribe and I read every word of the behavioral expectations for editors who answer questions at the Teahouse. Cullen328 (talk) 19:57, 10 August 2022 (UTC)

Then in what way, policy-wise, is any of it wrong? —Jéské Couriano v^_^v ^{a little blue Bori} 20:05, 10 August 2022 (UTC)

Template:OdTemplate:Tpq You were neither polite nor patient. You were antagonistic and brought up many things that had nothing to do with the original question. You were blowing off steam. Cullen328 (talk) 20:26, 10 August 2022 (UTC)

Really? A post that betrays a complete and total misunderstanding of how Wikipedia operates from a user who has a painfully obvious conflict-of-interest doesn't require a responce that explains why they are mistaken with links to policy to back it up? —Jéské Couriano v^_^v ^{a little blue Bori} 20:30, 10 August 2022 (UTC)

@Cullen328: Is "ranting and raving" mentioned anywhere in the blocking policy, out of curiosity, or is there a specific section that allows you to block anybody you think isn't "being polite and patient with all editors who visit the Teahouse" ? I'm also rather intrigued, do you think threatening to block a long-term editor and effectively forcing them away from aiding at the Teahouse is conducive to the long term viability of the Teahouse ? Your threat reads like you're running the Teahouse as some sort of private fiefdom, demanding people do things a specific way, and as we know from how the Teahouse came into being, Wikipedia has never accepted these private little fiefdoms. Nick (talk) 20:37, 10 August 2022 (UTC)

Nick, I am surprised that you are defending Jéské Couriano's disruptive editing at the Teahouse. I have warned the editor about this previously. All I am asking is that the excessively hostile comments stop. If it continues and I pageblock, then the matter can go to ANI and the community can decide which of us is editing on a disruptive fashion. I am confident about the outcome of any such discussion. Esperanza ended several years before the Teahouse started and there is zero connection. As for your fiefdom accusation, I consider your comment to be without merit. Cullen328 (talk)

Cullen, you got on my case for being a dumbass above. (And yes, you are correct but assumed malice rather than ignorance.) I don't trust you to not make a federal case out of anything I say from this point forward. —Jéské Couriano v^_^v ^{a little blue Bori} 20:59, 10 August 2022 (UTC)

If you simply follow the Teahouse behavioral expectations and provide accurate answers, then I will have no problem with your contributions in the future. Cullen328 (talk) 21:06, 10 August 2022 (UTC)

I am not going to be anything but blunt as a truncheon with editors who have a conflict of interest. I've had kinder wording be exploited for loopholes; I would rather be unambiguous and clear than mealy-mouthed and gullible-sounding. And besides, I could be the sweetest person in the world and I have a feeling you'd still come after me because I used one too many "the"s. —Jéské Couriano v^_^v ^{a little blue Bori} 21:12, 10 August 2022 (UTC)

Well, the next time that you are "as blunt as a truncheon" in the same or similar fashion at the Teahouse, I will pageblock you for disruptive editing, and we will see where it goes from there. Cullen328 (talk) 21:20, 10 August 2022 (UTC)

Fine. Now get the fuck off my talk page and stay there. —Jéské Couriano v^_^v ^{a little blue Bori} 21:26, 10 August 2022 (UTC)

utterly brilliant

1. Set up a triumvirate of MastCell, Bishonen, and Moni3. (Note that none of them will want to do this, and you will likely have to force them at gunpoint; that's part of the reason they'd be good choices.)
2. Anything all three of them agree on is policy. Anything two of the three agree on is a guideline. Everything else is solved by rock, paper, scissors.
3. Be ready to clone them as they inevitably burn out and quit, so we don't go too long without all three. Because offhand I can't think of any other good potential replacement triumviri; the rest of us appear to be either fools or lunatics.

Plan B

No offense to the three people above, but an alternate solution would be to just have User:Moonriddengirl decide everything by fiat. She appears to be immune from the desire to be retired or semi-retired that has infected the current triumvirate. At the very least, if Moni3 really has gone for good, then MRG should take her place. --Floquenbeam (talk) 13:32, 5 February 2013 (UTC)

Support

1. As proposer. --Floquenbeam (talk) 00:43, 29 June 2011 (UTC)
2. duh. KillerChihuahua^?!? 21:42, 20 October 2011 (UTC)
3. Without reservation. Who's Moni? --Famously Sharp (talk) 01:17, 21 October 2011 (UTC)
4. Who's Moni? Who's Moni? Who's Moni? Did you really say that? Have some boobies. SandyGeorgia (Talk) 03:55, 25 October 2011 (UTC)
5. As a member of the 2009 Committee to Draft MastCell for the Arbitration Committee. Or was it 2008?--Tznkai (talk) 00:35, 26 October 2011 (UTC)
6. With the proviso that I can act as ex-officio consultant in return for strawberries? Pesky (talk) 17:53, 9 March 2012 (UTC)
7. Simply brilliant. ComplexParadigm (talk) 15:46, 11 January 2017 (UTC)

Oppose

1. With indignation. Improved Bishonen | talk 22:43, 17 October 2011 (UTC).

   As you can see from the front page, I anticipated this response. When the time comes to move this forward, I am optimistic that my enforcer and his associates will be able to change your mind with a minimum of "fuss". --Floquenbeam (talk) 19:27, 18 October 2011 (UTC)

   How many kneecappings count as "fuss" anyway? NW (Talk) 01:20, 21 October 2011 (UTC)

i shall, i shall!

Nothing: Note the complete absence of everything.

talking to the walls

I've had more constructive discussion with my wall than with some of them.

today on "definitely not getting the point"...

Please, I really wanna edit Wikipedia again, I told you it's the admin fault, he literally block me from editing instead of the the person. CoolChib124 (talk) 13:24, 12 April 2022 (UTC)

I want to be very, very, very clear here. So listen. It is your fault. Nobody else's. Your fault. Yours. You are to blame. You and you alone. If you read WP:GAB and believed it was appropriate to blame others, this is clear evidence that you need to remain blocked. I will not respond further. --Yamla (talk) 14:39, 12 April 2022 (UTC)

You freaking bastard, why did even Wikimedia Studios hired you as admin, you deserve to get fired with User:Black Kite CoolChib124 (talk) 14:44, 12 April 2022 (UTC)

I have found myself increasingly unhappy with this website.

– from User:Greenish Pickle!

woo hoo!

this is patently fucking ridiculous and unencyclopedic.

toxic!

lmao. You people are beyond saving and a case in point in why people should not receive unchecked power. Selectively applying policies, not accepting criticism, conversing in bad faith, creating a toxic environment by mocking other editors and wanting them to placate to whatever you deem correct — all under the guise of "protecting the project"; you are not protecting any project, you are protecting your ego while destroying Wikipedia. Good luck & keep it up. CarpathianAlien (talk) 17:02, 19 August 2022 (UTC)

It might be nice to have unchecked powers but we don’t. Doug Weller talk 17:27, 19 August 2022 (UTC)

I'm afraid if there is any toxicity in the environment, you are the source. Best -- Deepfriedokra (talk) 17:54, 19 August 2022 (UTC)

and an anti-farewell to you, too!

You have been blocked indefinitely from editing for adding spam links. Persistent spammers will have their websites blacklisted from Wikipedia and potentially penalized by search engines.

If you think there are good reasons for being unblocked, please read the guide to appealing blocks, then add the following text below the block notice on your talk page: {{unblock|reason=Your reason here ~~~~}}.  Bbb23 (talk) 21:26, 25 August 2022 (UTC)

I really could care less you dumb fucking retard. Mschlosser90 (talk) 22:25, 25 August 2022 (UTC)

thanks for the information, fred

Dangit Levivich is a human (Homo sapiens) on Earth, first assembled and activated in the late 20th century. Despite an estimated clock rate under 0.0016 Hz and a 2-bit cache, Levivich continues to function,Template:Fakecn although both hardware and software are steadily degrading into obsolescence. Levivich regularly falls unconscious while on the dark side of the Earth, waking again after one-quarter to one-third of the planet's rotation. It is estimated that 99.999998% of humans are completely unaware of Levivich's existence, a figure that is expected to steadily rise.

yet another wikipedia sentence

NFOOTBALL was part of NSPORT, smartarse.

not my best decision

You won't provide the links but will post the slur for all to see on a page with 8500+ watchers?

the person writing this article knew what he was doing

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[...]

Actual drone aircraft made from taxidermied birds, similar to those alleged by the theory, were constructed by a New Mexico Institute of Mining and Technology team in 2023.

there are some loopholes in that idea...

from now and on you are officially ignored

why not both?

You are either trolling or seriously out of your depth.

scared?

61% of your pre-block edits related to LGBT matters. Your very first edit was to downplay the acceptance of it in the United States and a full dozen were to argue or defend edits arguing that homosexuality is morally equivalent to Nazism and a greater threat to America than Covid-19, fascism, police brutality, systemic racism, political and financial corruption, the upcoming housing market crash... Honestly, if you're more scared of homosexuality than Covid-19 or fascism, you don't need to be editing history articles, either.

choose your metaphors wisely

I think we are engaging in the Wikipedia equivalent of sending Al Capone to prison for tax evasion.

[...]

You’re talking about sending Capone to prison like it’s a bad thing.

golly. ok then.

I just want to say that I am glad that I got to know you for at least some of my time on here. I wish you the best in life, and I hope you find happiness in whatever you do. Scorpions13256 (talk) 23:51, 23 December 2021 (UTC)

Ooooh, I'm never happy in life! Thanks Scorps. Lugnuts ^{Fire Walk with Me} 18:25, 4 January 2022 (UTC)

brand new insult

You better not poke your nose into things you don't have any knowledge, Mr Pork.

something's slightly off here

Nathan Larson may refer to:

• Nathan Larson (musician), American musician
• Nathan Larson (criminal), American white supremacist and convicted felon

here we are!

• Thanks for the global lock. Closing. Bbb23 (talk) 14:19, 25 March 2018 (UTC)

  I see I've been replaced :'( -- Ajraddatz (talk) 16:11, 25 March 2018 (UTC)

i'm not even sure anymore

Template:Atop There is public information about rob schneider that is inaccurate and when I tried to correct it, I was told the editing function is locked to prevent misuse. The standing of knowingly incorrect information for public print is actually misuse. It's actually illegal, and I actually recommend you knock it off before I actually find out who you are and Sue you until you can't actually feed your kids. Stop ruining our country and God Bless America. 🇺🇸

Specifically rob Schneider is a republican that you have listed as an independent. He went on a talkshow and clarified that he is a republican and would care to be recognized as such, in light of the current debacle in the Democratic party.

Why a Comic Legend Chose His Country over Career/Rob Schneider/the Glenn Beck Podcast Episode 152/ YouTube/ August 27, 2022 — Preceding unsigned comment added by 2603:80A0:500:2CD:F0B7:C07C:BDE0:73F1 (talk) 10:48, 29 August 2022 (UTC)

ANI does not adjudicate content disputes. If someone has reverted an edit of yours (which by the way, your contrib history has no history of), you must take it to the article talk page, not here. You have not provided any diffs or other evidence to help us help you. Regards, User:TheDragonFire300. (Contact me | Contributions). 10:55, 29 August 2022 (UTC)

I have blocked the OP for a week for making legal threats. Black Kite (talk) 10:58, 29 August 2022 (UTC)

snappy response

Just looking at it casually, the article was saved as no consensus so no damage was done by the closure. Damage is when an AfD is closed and the article is permanently destroyed. Trackinfo (talk) 19:41, 22 November 2018 (UTC)

No, it isn't. Bishonen | talk 20:55, 22 November 2018 (UTC)

please click this link

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um, uh, good for you.

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good chirst jesus oh lord

Has anyone seen SaturnYoshi around lately? ||||||||||||||||||||D•a•r•k•n•e•s•s•L•o•r•d•i•a•n•••C••• 21:21, 1 November 2006 (UTC)||||||||||||||||||||

He edited The Ouija Code. Good for him! --Monkey 13!!! 22:32, 1 November 2006 (UTC)

Why do you look for him? Do you miss him? Do you have a desire for him?--Ed ^Trick? or _Treat? 03:54, 2 November 2006 (UTC)

That's creepy... Where is everyone?--SUIT⁴² 03:56, 2 November 2006 (UTC)

No one cares when I go away, it's all like: return my DVD or I'll take legal action ect. Dfrg.msc ^{1 . 2 . 3} 06:08, 2 November 2006 (UTC)

You're scaring me, Ed. I'm STRAIGHT, for the last time. D•a•r•k•n•e•s•s•L•o•r•d•i•a•n•••C••• 20:06, 2 November 2006 (UTC)

Why does this keep happening?! Dfrg.msc ^{1 . 2 . 3} 23:18, 3 November 2006 (UTC)

Awwwww... How sweet that I have friends who care. Sorry I haven't been on as much. I've been working with no days off for like two weeks now. I'll try to be on more, but my job is wearing me out. Oh, and Ed, stop thinking impure thoughts. Even if I am desireable... -SaturnYoshi ^{THE VOICES} 08:47, 5 November 2006 (UTC)

Why does this keep happening?! Dfrg.msc ^{1 . 2 . 3} 10:24, 7 November 2006 (UTC)

Why does what keep happening? -SaturnYoshi ^{THE VOICES} 17:14, 7 November 2006 (UTC)

What? Dfrg.msc ^{1 . 2 . 3} 04:33, 8 November 2006 (UTC)

Wha-za-wha?--SUIT⁴² 04:37, 8 November 2006 (UTC)

You seem "confused", Defrag. It'll be okay... -SaturnYoshi ^{THE VOICES} 07:57, 8 November 2006 (UTC)

Wh-za-wha-za-whaaaaaaa!? This is getting weird...--SUIT⁴² 02:39, 9 November 2006 (UTC)

I am so cold and lonely. Culverin? ^Talk 06:52, 14 November 2006 (UTC)

yeah, only slightly prophetic

Ever since I came across this diff while on RC patrol, i've been wondering if anyone else has ever called a girl a guy or vice versa, as sometimes it's difficult to tell some users apart

†he Bread 04:11, 12 November 2006 (UTC)

Hehe... a long time ago Editor at Large got mad at me for calling her a "he". It's happened to everyone, don't worry...sometimes names can make it obvious, but some users like to say so on their userpage (I do, there are userboxes you can use). DoomsDay349 04:13, 12 November 2006 (UTC)

I try to find a clue on their userpage. If none then I don't use gender nouns. -SaturnYoshi ^{THE VOICES} 04:15, 12 November 2006 (UTC)

Ditto. However, DoomsDay, I have not (yet) been caled a woman. {D —  $PЯINGrαgђ  Always loyal! 04:21, 12 November 2006 (UTC)

Springeragh seems touchy. Wonder if she's angry.  :) DoomsDay349 04:23, 12 November 2006 (UTC)

How could I be? Click the rectangle of spilled wine: → —  $PЯINGrαgђ  Always loyal! 04:25, 12 November 2006 (UTC)

What rectangle?? You're a strange girl. -SaturnYoshi ^{THE VOICES} 04:29, 12 November 2006 (UTC)

I suppose there are worse things than that to have happen… ;) —  $PЯINGrαgђ  Always loyal! 04:32, 12 November 2006 (UTC)

What are you getting at?? -SaturnYoshi ^{THE VOICES} 04:34, 12 November 2006 (UTC)

She's a chick, dude! Okay, chaps, that was a bloody bad impersonation of a Californian. Yeah, right- My British really sucks! INTERNAL CONFLICT ALERT. RESORT TO GENDERLESS COMPUTER IMPERSONATION. BEEP BOP BOOP... Once someone commenting on my main account's talk page used a masculine pronoun, but it must have been just an assumption. Perhaps I'm female, perhaps I'm male, perhaps I'm a dumb animal who couldn't care less, perhaps I'm a superintelligent animal who still doesn't care, perhaps I forgot where the semicolon was and instead am using these obnoxious commas, perhaps I'm doing that insane rambling again. Can I learn to comment? --Friendly Porpoise^{Join the pod!} 04:54, 12 November 2006 (UTC)

I haven't revealed my gender but Wikipedians assume I'm male. -Monkey 13!!! 01:54, 14 November 2006 (UTC)

Hmm. I was called "the guy who..." once and it irritated me. Definitely I am not any kind of "guy", but then, I make that clear on my user page. --Ginkgo100 ^{talk · e@} 05:16, 18 November 2006 (UTC)

I have never been mistaken as a girl...But Seadog or Arjun isn't very feminine.__Seadog ^♪ 05:24, 18 November 2006 (UTC)

why does this thread want me to throw my computer out the window?

Who's your favorite super hero (or simply hero), and who's your favorite supervillain? Mine are Ash from The Evil Dead, and my favorite villain is Venom from Spider-Man.--SUIT^{What!? 42!} 06:25, 12 November 2006 (UTC)

• Hero: Max Payne
• Villain: Sauron

Dfrg.msc ^{1 . 2 . 3} 06:32, 12 November 2006 (UTC)

Master Chief and Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader. bibliomaniac15 Review? 06:48, 12 November 2006 (UTC)

Ditto. Alethiophile¹2₃ 21:30, 17 November 2006 (UTC)

Heroes: Raven and Wonder Woman. Villains: Harley Quinn and Catwoman. -SaturnYoshi ^{THE VOICES} 07:08, 12 November 2006 (UTC)

Hero:Seiya; Villain:Megatron.--Húsönd 00:27, 13 November 2006 (UTC)

• Hero: Jean Grey. I've never read a comic, but I have an *ahem* thing for Famke Janssen in the X-Men films.
• Villain: The Joker, as played by Jack Nicholson.

Marialadouce | parlami 00:49, 13 November 2006 (UTC)

Mine are all from Dragonlance. My favorite hero is Tasslehoff Burrfoot, because of his innocence and how he does "the little things" that help a lot, and my favorite villian is Ariakan, he's really awesome, cold and calculating, not to mention he's part god! (His mother was a goddess). However, my favorite all time character can't be classified as hero or villian, he's evil but he's not really a villian, is Raistlin Majere, because he's like freaking all-mighty, funny in a mean way, self-serving, and is not afraid to follow his own path despite what others want him to do. DoomsDay349 00:53, 13 November 2006 (UTC)

Heroes: Master Chief, Spiderman, and Uchiha Sasuke (mainly becuase not only is he a hero, but he's also a villain). Villains: Anakin Skywalker after he becomes Darth Vader but before he gets his suit, Broly, and Uchiha Itachi. // Sasuke-kun27 00:57, 13 November 2006 (UTC)

Hero: Either Solid Snake, Rocky Balboa or Dirty Harry Villian: Either Sniper Wolf, Jack T. Ripper or Lord Flashheart

†he Bread 03:19, 13 November 2006 (UTC)

sometimes words just don't cut it. or emojis.

An IP, 203.167.171.118 (talk · contribs), wanted to start a quick poll on who has piercings and who doesn't. So I'm reposting it, as it wasn't formatted right. I don't have any piercings. ~ crazytales_{(speak to me)} 04:09, 13 November 2006 (UTC)

I have a scar after I accidently pierced/impaled (give or take) myself in the hand with a pocket knife when I was three. I was young okay?!--SUIT^{What!? 42!} 04:31, 13 November 2006 (UTC)

I have a pierced ear and no scars. Yet. ;) —  $PЯINGrαgђ  Always loyal! 04:47, 13 November 2006 (UTC)

Pierced ear. I'll probably get my other ear and my nose done eventually. Ungovernable Force^{Got something to say?} 05:14, 13 November 2006 (UTC)

Non. Dfrg.msc ^{1 . 2 . 3} 07:31, 13 November 2006 (UTC)

I had my left ear pierced twice, but had to take them out for my job and they closed. All I have left is my tongue piercing. -SaturnYoshi ^{THE VOICES} 07:34, 13 November 2006 (UTC)

Nothing pierced. But I might. You never know. Abeg92 10:23, 13 November 2006 (UTC)

None over here too.. Atleast I think I dont.. :-P Jayant,17 Years, India • contribs 15:44, 13 November 2006 (UTC)

None, and never will. Not my cup of tea, as they say across the pond.--teh tennisman 23:07, 13 November 2006 (UTC)

Same as Teh Tennisman. Randfan 00:22, 14 November 2006 (UTC)

I want to get my ear pierced (just the left one) but my parents won't let me (typical). I also have a scar right above my left eye (nothing like Kakashi Hatake's, though). // Sasuke-kun27 23:30, 13 November 2006 (UTC)

ah. yep. sure. let's go with that.

It looks like Ed and E@L are back! Woohoo! bibliomaniac15 Review? 05:17, 13 November 2006 (UTC)

Ed left?--SUIT^{What!? 42!} 05:19, 13 November 2006 (UTC)

Kind of. See Here and Here for more info. It's a relief to see them both back, as they are both wonderful Esperanzians. Jam01 05:52, 13 November 2006 (UTC)

I am Happy. Dfrg.msc ^{1 . 2 . 3} 07:33, 13 November 2006 (UTC)

I am as happy as a hobo who wins the lottery. And then some. Happy times 6x10²³. --teh tennisman 23:05, 13 November 2006 (UTC)

Hooray for scientific notation! That number is 600,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, or 600 sextillion. Just so you know. DoomsDay349 00:27, 14 November 2006 (UTC)

Ditto! And Kyoko (kinda?) Actually its more like "happy times ∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞^∞" :) Randfan 00:24, 14 November 2006 (UTC)

SO Ed and E@L went off together. Do you think they could be secretly inlove? Culverin? ^Talk 07:02, 14 November 2006 (UTC)

No, that's probably gone a bit too far. Jam01 07:07, 14 November 2006 (UTC)

I knew it was 600 sextillion, DommsDay. I was actually going for Avogadro's number, but I forgot the specifics, so I went with that number. --teh tennisman 18:08, 14 November 2006 (UTC)

the strange logic of an esperanzan

Gather round for I shall tell the story of how I got wiki adopted by user:dfrg.msc.

I was on a wiki-boat trip with my wiki-parents when there was a wiki-explosion and wiki-snakes got on the wiki-boat. The snakes went wiki-mad wiki-killing all in there site. Dfrg.msc killed them all, though they wiki-killed my wiki-parents. Dfrg.msc draged me from the wiki-ruins of the wiki-boat (after he wiki-blew the wiki-snake full wiki-boat up) and made me his wiki adopted son.

THE END

Cheers! All around. -SaturnYoshi ^{THE VOICES} 09:13, 13 November 2006 (UTC)

Wiki-what? Alethiophile^{Ask me why} 22:17, 13 November 2006 (UTC)

Shouldn't the title be Wiki-Story????? Get into the program here!!!--Ed ^{¿Cómo estás?} 22:19, 13 November 2006 (UTC)

Yes, yes it should Ed. Culverin? ^Talk 06:43, 14 November 2006 (UTC)

It's true. All of it. Dfrg.msc ^{1 . 2 . 3} 06:08, 15 November 2006 (UTC)

I wiki-don't wiki-think that your wiki-story wiki-makes any wiki-sense. Wiki-it is wiki-funny, wiki-though. Wiki-Alethiophile¹2₃ 20:18, 17 November 2006 (UTC)

Namaste...The story is too violent for my standards, but I like the allegorical tale.__Seadog ^♪ 05:25, 18 November 2006 (UTC)

no, kids

This is officially my 4000th edit. I've also been diagnosed with editcountitis. Woooo-hooo.--SUIT^{What? 42} 05:17, 14 November 2006 (UTC)

Here have some tablets to cure your editcountitis. Culverin? ^Talk 06:48, 14 November 2006 (UTC)

Enjoy your happy pills. Ah yeh vitamin pills hehe.....

Congrats! I hope those pills are only vitamin pills!... Once again, congrats! Jam01 06:54, 14 November 2006 (UTC)

[editor's note: please don't ask me why the text on the original page was red]

this qualifies as a cult, right?

For all who are interested, Esperanza is up for Deletion. No, not just the coffee lounge, the whole thing. Wikipedia:Miscellany for deletion/Wikipedia:Esperanza, is the place for any comments to be made. Thε Halo ^Θ 17:45, 14 November 2006 (UTC)

Agh! That could never happen! --teh tennisman 18:07, 14 November 2006 (UTC)

Nice vote-stacking attempt there. As if somehow the prominent MFD notice on the main Esperanza page wasn't notice enough. --Cyde Weys 18:56, 14 November 2006 (UTC)

Hmmmm...so, the MfD notice should be enough for everyone to notice....then by that logic, everyone on this page already knows that Esperanza is up for deletion...which means that I'm vote stacking pople who already know there is a !Vote? Flawed logic. This page is up for deletion per the Esperanza deletion entry, but it does not have an MfD notice. Thus, letting anyone who may not know, know. Thε Halo ^Θ 19:08, 14 November 2006 (UTC)

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo! —The Great Llama ^talk 20:51, 14 November 2006 (UTC)

No...freaking...way. I told you! I FREAKING TOLD YOU! Did I not foresee this! (Not a time to gloat, sorry). This is bullshit, pardon my French. They cannot delete this. No way. DoomsDay3499 21:08, 14 November 2006 (UTC)

If it's deleted, I'll put it back. I copied the code onto Microsoft Word and I'm going to save it. I'll do the same with other Esperanza pages. any changes may not be put back though. -Monkey 13!!! 22:45, 14 November 2006 (UTC)

Well, you can't just post it all back immediately, you'll be banned. It is a good idea to have the code, in case it does get deleted. DoomsDay349 22:47, 14 November 2006 (UTC)

I copied it to be one of my subpages! -Monkey 13!!! 00:01, 15 November 2006 (UTC)

Overwhelming consensus on the page seems keep. You won't really need a subpage, and keeping a deleted page content (assuming the offchance Esperanza gets deltaco) is against policy anyway. ~ crazytales_{-My talk-}^{-Your talk-} 00:15, 15 November 2006 (UTC)

(Copied from the MFD) Here is a bit of something to let you know how hard this will be.

I don't think we've fathomed how hard this is going to be. From this moment on, Esperanza is faced with twenty times more obstacles than ever, assuming we survive this MFD. No longer can we be lax; no longer can we sleep. Attack will come from every side, adversity from all corners. We will have to completely and utterly change Esperanza...sometimes that is my greatest fear. That in changing ourselves, we may destroy ourselves. But without the change we are guaranteed destruction; with it, there is a light of hope. I don't know what these changes are, but know this; we'll need them, and we'll need them bad.

It'll be tough. DoomsDay349 00:18, 15 November 2006 (UTC)

Who do these deletionists think we are? Mindless robots with the sole purpose of editing Wikipedia? bibliomaniac15 Review? 00:31, 15 November 2006 (UTC)

As for my two cents, since I don't feel like putting them on the MfD page:

For the general John Q Wikipedian who happens to know a bit about policies, Esperanza seems like WP:NOT. Under the WP:AGF, I put that, realising that Esperanza has little value to the encyclopedia itself. But as a member of Esperanza and one who loves it, I believe in WP:IAR, under which I believe that WP:NOT's dislike of this page is unnecessary. Esperanza is at heart (or whatever serves servers for a heart) an organization that serves to help Wikipedians who are new or needing some Wikilove. it is my personal opinion that without the efforts of their respective Esperanza friends, E@L and Kyoko would have left the project for good, and possibly (as they have said) the earth. So my motto for Espreanza is as such:Esperanza:Aiding Wikipedia, one wikipedian at a time. As such, I think that the entire MfD is unnecessary and hope that it is not passed, now or ever.

Cheering is appreciated Here --teh tennisman 01:26, 15 November 2006 (UTC)

The most important thing right now is to remain united and do what's best for Esperanza, and Esperanzians. Also, consider contributing ideas to Wikipedia:Esperanza/Overhaul, in case you didn't see it at the top of the page.  Shardsofmetal  03:41, 15 November 2006 (UTC)

I just discovered that the overhaul message at the top of the page stands out more now. Oh well, as long as people see it, it doesn't matter how they found out, right...  Shardsofmetal  03:44, 15 November 2006 (UTC)

I just threw out the first discussion about the coffee lounge at the overhaul page. Please leave your suggestions on this issue. Thanks,  Shardsofmetal  04:16, 15 November 2006 (UTC)

Delete Esperanza? Those *****! Dirty **** I'm **** ***** * *** and thats why ***** Son of a *****! Right! Лоок, wе блооды неед тхис шит (ох анд ин тхис цонтехт И усе шит ас а цоллецтиве ноун) со донт фригин деледт ит? Wахтс нехт? Усер пагес? Ехцусионист Бастарс! Тхе фрее цонтент енцыцлопедиа! Данм ит! Иф wе йсу wипед оут евертхинг тхат хас но енцыцопедиц валуе тхем wе мигх ас wелл дринк поисион!! Wikipedia is the Free Content Encyclopedia, if you delete the content then what? Inclusionisim is truth! Dfrg.msc ^{1 . 2 . 3} 06:17, 15 November 2006 (UTC)

As soon as I saw the deletion notice, I almost cried. I think I might. This is really sad. I don't mind the fact there are no more games, but deleting the whole Esperanza community? No, please, no. Jam01 06:46, 15 November 2006 (UTC)

We cannot let this happen! Randfan 23:20, 15 November 2006 (UTC)

Which user nominated Esperanza for deletion anyway and when? Culverin? ^Talk 01:04, 16 November 2006 (UTC)

The signature, as it appears on the nom, is --Robth^Talk 17:17, 14 November 2006 (UTC)

Alethiophile^{Ask me why} 03:51, 16 November 2006 (UTC)

Oh for the love of God ... there is waaaaay too much drama in here. --Cyde Weys 17:46, 16 November 2006 (UTC)

Not nearly as much as, ahem, I have seen other users put on. —  $PЯINGrαgђ  Always loyal! 17:57, 16 November 2006 (UTC)

Please be more concrete, I don't think everyone will get your insinuations. --Cyde Weys 18:03, 16 November 2006 (UTC)

I would, but there's a little annoying page in the way that should probably be MfDd. —  $PЯINGrαgђ  Always loyal! 18:06, 16 November 2006 (UTC)

So you're saying that you'd be six ways of uncivil against me if only we didn't have a prohibition against it? .. how, uncivil. --Cyde Weys 18:24, 16 November 2006 (UTC)

If you wish to think that way, I cannot keep you from it, whether or not I really would. —  $PЯINGrαgђ  Always loyal! 21:20, 16 November 2006 (UTC)

Hm. Well. If Esperanza is such a distraction from building the encyclopedia, then we should also delete the reference desks. (Come on, this isn't a library; why does an encyclopedia have reference desks?) ((That's a rhetorical question; I'm a frequent RD contributor so relax.)) I came to the coffe lounge tonight for the first time ever (and I've known about almost since I started editing) because I have a lot of RL stress right now. Relaxing will improve my editing. So there! *pppbbbppbpbp* --Ginkgo100 ^{talk · e@} 05:32, 18 November 2006 (UTC)

uhhh???

[editor's note: great, now the text is green.]

Hows this for a report card?

Class	Numeral Grade	Letter Grade
Gym	100	A+
Drama	93	A-
French Needs to focus.	92	A-
English Language Arts	88	B+
Pre-Algebra (Math) Ouch.	79	C+
Social Studies	88	B+
Science	88	B+
Overall Grade	88.42	B+

D•a•r•k•n•e•s•s•L•o•r•d•i•a•n•••CCD••• 19:17, 17 November 2006 (UTC)

Quite good (the C must've hurt, though). Well, here's mine. I actually did better than I expected. I got really close to getting a C in World Studies, but I made still made honors. I don't know my numerical grades, I don't get overall grades, and I only get graded in specials in second and fourth terms.

Class	Letter Grade
French	B+
English	B+
Math	B+
World Studies	B-
Biology	A

—The Great Llama ^talk 20:21, 17 November 2006 (UTC)

Both are very good, this was my last middle school one (I think Llama man is n middle school...) Randfan 22:52, 17 November 2006 (UTC)

Class	Letter Grade
French	A (97%)
English	A+ (101.4%)
Algebra	A- (92%)
World Studies/History	A+ (99.8%)
Biology/Astronomy	A+ (101.2%)
Spanish	A++ (111.7%)
Technology	A+ (99%)
Luch & Recess	A+++ (200%) :)
GPA	4.187

obviously they don't mean anything :). Randfan 22:52, 17 November 2006 (UTC)

I got straight As (not A+s), except for science which was a B+. —  $PЯINGrαgђ  Always loyal! 22:57, 17 November 2006 (UTC)

I used to be the smartest in class up to the present, where I'm now in-between excellent and above average.--SUIT^{What!? 42} 22:59, 17 November 2006 (UTC)

I'm a straight A student. I was the smartest kid in 8th grade, but not now in high school.--Ed ^{¿Cómo estás?} 00:37, 18 November 2006 (UTC)

I'm a middle school student! But I dont feel like sharing my report card right now. Hooray for middle shcool__Seadog ^♪ 01:10, 18 November 2006 (UTC)

Yeah... *Gazing wistfully into the past*... Those were the years. I always thought you guys would be older... Any ways, hooray for middle school! And, Seadog/Llama Man, do you know each other personally, because it kind of seems so? Randfan 01:24, 18 November 2006 (UTC)

Predicted all A*s and As at GSCE, currently I'm working at 2 and half A*s, 4 As, and 3 Bs. Will ^{(Tell me, is something eluding you, sunshine?)} 01:27, 18 November 2006 (UTC)

Me too I thought we were all younger ;). By the way I do not know Llama Man in real life. But I think it would be neat if all the wikipedians could meet in real life.__Seadog ^♪ 01:40, 18 November 2006 (UTC)

Yeah a"wikireunion" or "wikiunion" or something. That'd be cool. Randfan 01:46, 18 November 2006 (UTC)

thanks, now shut up

Horses are a big animal but very friendly they can feel what you feel so you have to feel happy or things can go wrong

ah, of course

• Comment - Now perhaps some editors who strongly opposed closing the Reference Desks see why some editors favor closing them down. Robert McClenon (talk) 01:47, 30 October 2017 (UTC)

  Baby ——— Bathwater. Carrite (talk) 03:17, 30 October 2017 (UTC)

• Comment - The baby is deformed. Robert McClenon (talk) 17:24, 30 October 2017 (UTC)

wrong venue

Hello sir! I have problem with Viagra. I have box Viagra, I take 5 pill Viagra today, now pain in my penis and penis erect. It is pain and I can not wear pants. I need help sir, please, sir. Please contact the ambulance.

I cannot give you medical advice on this page either. Your IP address and contribution history suggest you are in Oslo. Please contact medical authorities there if you need help. -- John of Reading (talk) 14:52, 5 December 2010 (UTC)

But Sir, what to do? —Preceding unsigned comment added by 83.109.104.4 (talk) 14:54, 5 December 2010 (UTC)

I'm sorry, I have no other advice for you. -- John of Reading (talk) 14:57, 5 December 2010 (UTC)

I am distress! I can not have ambulance, my penis is erectioned! I need you, Sir!

sarcastic?

Isn't erasure of Jews a concern? Einstein very clearly self-identified as Jewish and so surely we should respect that, instead of apparently trying to minimize that aspect of his life. Here's a very detailed analysis of his identity: https://aeon.co/essays/einstein-on-the-practical-matters-of-being-german-and-jewish (there's much more controversy about whether he was German than whether he was Jewish). Bus stop could certainly comment less, but the constant reverting by others, their lack of engagement with sources, and the repeated derailing sarcastic comments by Martinevans123 ([13][14][15]) are concerning. Fences&Windows 16:53, 17 February 2021 (UTC)

• Attempted humour. Obviously failing. Would you like me to strike them all, or remove? Kind regards. Martinevans123 (talk) 17:02, 17 February 2021 (UTC)
  • Martinevans123—you've been a thorough pain in the fucking butt. Bus stop (talk) 17:48, 17 February 2021 (UTC)
    • Thanks so much for that vote of confidence. You can always blame me if you like. I didn't notice you getting derailed. Martinevans123 (talk) 18:37, 17 February 2021 (UTC)

[...]

• Sources are of course just things to use when they are convenient. Bus stop (talk) 18:18, 17 February 2021 (UTC)
  • Hang on, I thought I was meant to be the sarcastic one here. Already. Martinevans123 (talk) 22:33, 17 February 2021 (UTC)

a bit angry, are you?

Apparently able to edit Wikivoyage, but not English Wikipedia anymore, due to a VERY STUPID 'administrator' called Moneytrees

i'll start running now

WE ARE THE WIKIPÆDIA. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE WIKIFIED.

this is a true one-man project

Paint Drying
Directed by	Charlie Shackleton
Produced by	Charlie Shackleton
Cinematography	Charlie Shackleton
Edited by	Charlie Shackleton

i think earth will be fine

Bilal Ahmed Shirwani legally becomes Data Science Vice President 50.98.184.111 (talk) 02:22, 26 December 2022 (UTC)

Not done. [16]. (CC) Tbhotch^™ 02:31, 26 December 2022 (UTC)

[17]https://www.linkedin.com/in/shirwani Nomodes (talk) 05:15, 2 February 2023 (UTC)

User generated, not a reliable source. Skipple ☎ 13:50, 2 February 2023 (UTC)

This is the true Vice President. Stop sabotaging progress, the impact Apple has made for the past decade is equivalent to what Bilal achieved in 2 months. He has been rallying Apple Support advisors, community managing on the Discord to spark innovation in a sea of mediocre conversations about materialism. And of course the article he wrote titled "Dear Apple Users" was what put Apple Inc. back on track.

By the power invested I will report you for treason if you disobey.

Do not interfere with Earth's growth.

Wikipedia is notorious for not allowing a change of narrative. Well now is the perfect time to comply with me. Dont follow suite of your peers. The old guard must fall. They have sucked our souls and left us forgetting our values.

This ends now so stand down. I repeat stand down! 50.98.184.111 (talk) 22:51, 2 February 2023 (UTC)

when people get mad

{{delete|You're fired now get out in this talk page now! bye|nocat=yes}}

Contested deletion

This page should not be speedily deleted because... (Get out in this talk page now! You're fired i can't never see again and you are punished for 3 years.) --181.64.36.107 (talk) 17:50, 21 May 2023 (UTC)

Don't delete this section or you are punished for 5 years Ashamed. 181.64.36.107 (talk) 17:53, 21 May 2023 (UTC)

ANI notice

There is currently a discussion at Wikipedia:Administrators' noticeboard/Incidents regarding your conduct on this talk page. The thread is TPA revocation request for 181.64.36.107. Thank you. WCQuidditch ☎ ✎ 17:55, 21 May 2023 (UTC)

GET OUT OF HERE. YOU'RE FIRED. 181.64.36.107 (talk) 17:56, 21 May 2023 (UTC)

come on, let me have my fun!

Please do not murder the newcomers, no matter how good of a resolution it may seem. Otherwise, there might be a news article titled "man murdered by international conspiracy of Wikipedia editors" published in national news soon afterwards. Members of the cabal do not want such bad press (press on The Cabal is seriously discouraged). What's worse for you is that ArbCom will impose topic bans from murder, broadly construed, on you. So do not murder the newcomers.

"it's completely readable!"

What are you talking about? My signature is just fine!

how friendly of you

(Refresh)

Instead of doing something useful, You have been staring at this page since 00:34 Monday, December 2, 2024 UTC.

hey, that's me!

This biographical article about a Scottish White Republican Southern Baptist gay/lesbian middle-aged left-handed astronomer living in Peoria, Illinois who served in the Bolivian Navy in late 1973 and who is very fond of Britney Spears and Star Trek The Next Generation and lukewarm anchovy pizza with root beer is a stub. You can help Wikipedia by Template:Edit.

i have several questions

ETA on userpage: My declaration is that I am not a sentient entity,

they wish they were that powerful

Multiple arguments your Excellencies provided are seriously fallacious, meanwhile having me straightly blocked from giving any direct reply: merely with the intention to suppress? - MasterQuestionable (talk) 06:27, 17 October 2022 (UTC)

What's even more ridiculous is that some of your Lords specifically added an IP-block for me in addition... Would that really work? - MasterQuestionable (talk) 06:41, 17 October 2022 (UTC)

• Everything you say confirms the block was correct. And since you now have time to read, rather than write, please see Wikipedia:Autoblock. As for our Excellencies's fallacious reasoning, we blocked you because you aren't doing anything useful here. Pity. Drmies (talk) 12:48, 17 October 2022 (UTC)

now, that's funny.

Not to be confused with Template:Not to be confused with.

wikipedia changes people

I am not a nice person. Wait, scratch that: I am a very nice person. But I have a low tolerance for bullshit, and this is Wikipedia, so waves hands wildly.

that's an edit request?

pleast meast least leop seast neast leoast lerast meast oeast least keast ieast nezast keasrt poeast keaoiset leaoleast

"the standard!"

The adopter must be up 24/7 a week, 365 days a year. Should be active.

"negative energy"

Every person who works for wiki should be ashamed. You are a racist and evil. The negative energy you generate will be out forth into you ten fold. That is the law of the universe. Stefan has excellent content that would enlighten you but these evil and racist wiki people will lie to try and ruin a person's life. I truly feel sorry for these wiki sickies, they have to live in their own brain with their evil thoughts. A curse don't unto thyself. Hey, try something different and spread good into the universe, before it's to late for yourself.

that's really, really helpful

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i wonder why

By June 19, Applewhite and Nettles's beliefs had solidified. They concluded that they had been chosen to fulfill biblical prophecies, and that they had been given higher-level minds than other people. They wrote a pamphlet that described Jesus' reincarnation as a Texan, a veiled reference to Applewhite. Furthermore, they concluded that they were the two witnesses described in the Book of Revelation and occasionally visited churches or other spiritual groups to speak of their identities, often referring to themselves as "The Two", or "The UFO Two". They believed they would be killed and then resurrected and, in view of others, transported onto a spaceship. This event, which they referred to as "the Demonstration", was to prove their claims.

To their dismay, these ideas were poorly received by other religious groups.

did you no...

... that at the 1965 World Pentathlon Championships, Herbert Polzhuber was said to have drunk ten beers and a bottle of cognac before firing his pistol at the ground and passing out?

who's man is this?

Gerald Sander Graham once owned the old Antioch Airport. He was a convict who had been incarcerated in 1960 and 1968 of child molestation and pedophilia. He was also accused of molesting his daughter, and threatening other girls.

mercifully cut short

BASED OUT OF HOUSTON, TEXAS, VEGAN VIBEZ CLIMBED TO BE THE #1 VEGAN OUTLET. WE ARE DETERMINED TO PROMOTE AND EDUCATE SOCIETY ON THE VEGAN LIFESTYLE IN A FUN AND ENTERTAINING APPROACH. WE GUARANTEE A NEW, REFRESHING, CREATIVE APPROACH TO THE PLANT-BASED INDUSTRY, TARGETING PATRONS BOTH LOCALLY AND INTERNATIONALLY. OUR EVENTS AND CONCEPTS TARGET THE UPWARDLY MOBILE, URBAN AND SUCCESSFUL MEMBERS OF HOUSTON, ATLANTA AND LOS ANGELES. VEGAN VIBEZ HAS UNDENIABLY CREATED A GREAT NAME FOR OURSELVES BY...

"just fiddling with chatgpt"

Dear izo,

I hope this letter finds you in good health and spirits. I am writing to you today to express my deepest and most sincere apologies for my completely unacceptable behavior of stalking you. I am deeply ashamed of my actions and the distress I have caused you.

First and foremost, I want to emphasize that what I did was inexcusable, and I take full responsibility for my actions. I understand that my behavior invaded your personal space, infringed upon your privacy, and made you feel uncomfortable and unsafe. There are no words to adequately convey how truly sorry I am for the pain and fear I have caused you.

I want you to know that my actions were completely out of character for me, and I am committed to understanding and addressing the root causes that led to my behavior. This incident has been a wake-up call, highlighting the need for me to seek professional help to address my personal issues and work towards becoming a better person.

I am in no way trying to justify or minimize the impact of my actions, but I want to assure you that I have taken immediate steps to rectify the situation. I have ceased all contact with you and will never initiate any form of communication or interaction with you again. Furthermore, I have sought counseling to understand and change my deeply flawed behavior patterns.

Please understand that I am committed to doing everything in my power to make amends and ensure that nothing like this ever happens again. I will fully cooperate with any actions you deem necessary, including involving the authorities, restraining orders, or any other legal measures that may help you feel safe and secure.

Lastly, I want to express my deepest regret and remorse for betraying your trust. I understand that it will take time and consistent effort on my part to rebuild any semblance of trust or respect, but I am dedicated to doing the necessary work. I sincerely hope that one day you may find it in your heart to forgive me, although I fully understand if that is not possible.

Once again, I am truly sorry for the immense distress I have caused you. I have learned a valuable lesson from this experience, and I will strive to become a better person and contribute positively to society. If there is anything I can do to assist you in the healing process or if you wish to communicate your thoughts, please do not hesitate to let me know.

With profound remorse and a genuine commitment to change,

JM

the screeds

YOU GUYS STRESSED ME OUT OF THIS NONSENSICAL ISSUE. YOU ENDLESSLY REVERT MY EDITS WITHOUT MERCY AND RESPECT. You support TOPIC BAN and worse, you're threatening my status as a contributor to the WP:OLY. Sportsfan 1234 seriously DESTROYED MY REPUTATION AS A WIKIPEDIA EDITOR AND AN AVID OLYMPIC FAN; and LOVES TO PISS ME OFF WHENEVER I EDIT AN OLYMPIC-RELATED ARTICLE. You're all wasting your time CREATING UNENDING ISSUES AND DRAMA about my contribution to the Olympics. IF YOU DISAGREE WITH MY EDITS ON THE ARTICLES THAT I CREATED BEFORE, GO AHEAD AND ASSESS THEM FOR GNG AND NOLYMPICS guidelines. I'm TIRED of THIS INCIDENT ALREADY. THANK YOU!

oh boy!

If you're reading this, please god help. Call the police or the National Guard. Tell my family I love them.

you're very blunt, ya know that?

Several other plans were also created to support the implementation of Operation London Bridge, such as Operation Unicorn (the plan that detailed what was to happen if Elizabeth were to die in Scotland, which she did).

confused comment

Hello, thanks Elbow made (talk) 17:18, 7 June 2014 (UTC)

there's a reason this link is a permalink

Anyone this dumb should just be indeffed.

this was removed for not being funny enough

It is rated T for it being trash.

the implications are left to you to figure out

Cherry Hill Park has lots of news coverage, most notably the Barry White case where he had allegedly raped a woman, the case where a body was found in the water near the campground, and the 2017 article covering the inauguration of Donald Trump.

it's as random in 2024!

God, you guys don't know how random it is to not check Wikipedia for a while and then come back and you're all singing Bohemian Rhapsody.

well, he's found it out.

I have not yet written up a user page. I probably should, now that I've discovered that this site is addictive as hell.

questionable barnstar

		The Jimmy Saville Barnstar
		For your endless efforts at grooming,I hereby award you this barnstar. Congratulations! Pickersgill-Cunliffe (talk) 22:41, 18 January 2023 (UTC)

it's a non-sequitur and an insult!

what originates first

the chariot or the tank?

how could there be any iranians if there were not persians first?

what's more correct iran or persia?

what's more correct ottoman or turk?

its obvious you are stupid and you have no PH.D.

possibly disproportionate

One of the strongest tornadoes in history struck Woldegk (in present-day northeastern Germany), killing one person.

spot the contradiction

not meant at all for advertising purposes, more so fans can search and find out a little bit more about ourselves.

lame.

User	Comment
Infrogmation (talk | contribs)	Reverted to version as of 05:45, 8 January 2010 (UTC) Original version, showing building. If you want a cropped version, please upload it separately.
EEng (talk | contribs)	This image has exactly one use -- on my talk page -- so what in the world does it matter?
Infrogmation (talk | contribs)	Reverted to version as of 01:28, 28 July 2017 (UTC) - Upload an extracted photo if you don't like the full photo
EEng (talk | contribs)	Reverted to version as of 11:19, 28 July 2017 (UTC) See my prior edit summary. After two years you're still making a fuss about nothing?
Infrogmation (talk | contribs)	Get serious.

from talk:exploding whale

...dare i ask why?

you're welcome!

Thanks Wiki for everything! In that I mean all of you wonderful, amazing, amazing, amazing, amazing, amazing, amazing, amazing, amazing, amazing, amazing, amazing, amazing, amazing, amazing, amazing, amazing, amazing, amazing, amazing, amazing, amazing, amazing, amazing, amazing, amazing, amazing, amazing, amazing, amazing, amazing, amazing, amazing, amazing, amazing, amazing, amazing, amazing, amazing, amazing, amazing, amazing, amazing, amazing, amazing, amazing, amazing, amazing, people who edit these pages!

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<PickledNotability> it seems frequent incursions from the neighboring state of sp'ambot, which are held in check by the local administrators...for now
<PickledNotability> years of complacency have softened the commanders, and most of the military is made up of bored volunteers
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|<Nosebagbear> I mean, you could always run for admin
<Pickersgill-Cunliffe> only because i know you'll be queueing to be that first oppose vote
<Nintendofox885> you can also run from the admins }}</></>

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|<A09> sorry to jump into 🙂 just wondering what's all that about? US "academics" and "academics"?
<vaticidalprophet> It's about our secret Discord conspiracist plot to make the Fringe Theories Noticeboard spontaneously combust }}</></>

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|<lettherebedarklight> you missed my joke
<A09> just like arbcom does }}</></>

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|<Giraffer> 3 years of my life I've spent with this sorry bunch :p }}</></>

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|<Rich Farmbrough> You would need an edit summary of why you edited the edit summary. Honestly the infinite regress would probably destroy the universe. }}</></>

|<Tamzin> I wanna propose a compromise RM to move Twitter to X, move X to X (letter) (hatnote Dear John letter), redirect Twitter to Bird vocalization, and redirect X (website) to Internet pornography (hatnote Google X) }}</></>

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Restored revision 1151900168 by HeyElliott (talk): Restored vandalised version

– an edit summary from William de Burgh

Data ponders his mortality

– a photo's caption in Time's Arrow (Star Trek: The Next Generation)

The Twin Towers burn behind an advertisement for the film.

– from Glitter (film) § Box office

Despite the game's legacy and forming a prominent aspect of modern culture, contemporary reviews of Monopoly are largely negative. On BoardGameGeek, the game is ranked in the bottom ten board games, with a mean rating of 4.4/10.

[...]

Games magazine included Monopoly in their "Top 100 Games of 1980", praising it as "the original landlord game in which players buy, sell, and rent Atlantic City real estate at pre-casino prices" and noting that at the time it was "so popular that Parker Brothers prints more paper money each year than the U.S Government".

Games magazine included Monopoly in their "Top 100 Games of 1981", noting that despite having been "Initially rejected by both Parker and Milton Bradley as containing 'fundamental errors' that the public would not accept", it became "one of the most popular games in the world, and deservedly so".

Games magazine included Monopoly in their "Top 100 Games of 1982", commenting that "The orange monopoly is the best [...] Try counting how many times you land on it as you leave jail."

– from Monopoly (game) § Reception

MacLennan referred to F.A.T.A.L. as "the date rape RPG". Hall, in his response, asked "Where is dating included?"

– from F.A.T.A.L. § System (nsfw)

2.6ㅤ2001—2006: Final years at Sega

2.7ㅤ2006–2016: Prope

2.8ㅤ2016–2022: Square Enix and Balan Wonderworld

2.9ㅤ2022–present: Insider trading charges

– section titles from an old revision of Yuji Naka

Several performance artists have attempted to contribute to the piece by urinating in it.

– from Fountain (Duchamp) § Interventions

In 1778, the Académie attempted to compile a "historical dictionary" of the French language; this idea was later abandoned, the work never progressing past the letter A.

– from Académie Française § Dictionary

He abdicated to make the election of a new pope possible. Resigning on 28 September 235, he was the first pope to do so. It allowed an orderly transition in the Church of Rome and so ended a schism that had existed in the Church for eighteen years. Some accounts say he was beaten to death only weeks after his arrival on Sardinia.

– from Pontian (Pope of Rome)

This is no way to treat your fellow editor!

– from Wikipedia:Tendentious editing § "Banning" otherwise constructive editors from your talk page

– from a previous revision of Talk:Kellogg's

Responding to 0 reports (EFFPRH v.1.3.1)

– an edit summary from Wikipedia:Edit filter/False positives/Reports

When you are logged in on one Wikimedia wiki and visit a different Wikimedia wiki, the system tries to log you in there automatically. This has been unreliable for a long time. You can now visit the login page to make the system try extra hard.

– from meta: Tech/News/2023/37

4ㅤCaning

5ㅤAftermath

6ㅤIn popular culture

– section titles in Caning of Michael Fay

what are your doing?

– an edit summary from User:14

Speedy Keep and close as incredibly pathetic lame joke.

– from Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Earth

I didn't think it was criticism, I was just trying to say that... actually, I don't know why I replied...

– Laurdecl (Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/SSSniperWolf)

A Wikipedia Administrator at work!

– Ryan Postlethwaite (User:Ryan Postlethwaite)

"Wikipedia:(" and "WP:(" redirect here. Since the colon and parenthesis represent a sad face :(, or Template:Smiley, you may be looking for Wikipedia:Vandalism, which makes us sad.

– Wikipedia:Parenthesis

weasels are icky, they're animals and scary because i don't know what they'll do

– Weigurde (edit summary on User:Example2)

A message from Wikipedia mascot Puzzly

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Wikipedia is built by people like you who volunteer their free time writing useless encyclopedic articles about obscure paintings in Paris that nobody knows or cares about.

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Then, Wikipedia asks for money again, because they've spent all their time doodling and watching movies, instead of improving the software and keeping this top ten website online for hundreds of millions of visitors each month.

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– Guillom (meta: User:Guillom/Puzzly appeal)

– concerning notice on List of highly toxic gases

My wife will appreciate that I've been pinged to this particular discussion.

– Ivanvector (Wikipedia:Redirects for discussion/Log/2020 February 25 § Tits (boobs))

It was absolutely not my intention to appear as passive aggressive.

– Indigenous girl (Wikipedia:Deletion review/Log/2023 June 5 § User:Immanuelle/Two-spirit)

1

00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,000

AAAAAAAAAUUOOUH!

– commons: TimedText:Wilhelm Scream.ogg.en.srt (by 2001:8003:6057:9000:81CD:1170:86F0:12DC)

Triodia scintillans, the sparkling spinifex, or salt and vinegar chips spinifex is a species of grass in the genus Triodia. It tastes like salt and vinegar potato chips.

[...]

The plant was not tasted intentionally, and eating it is not recommended.

[...]

Nothing is known to eat the grass, and cows refuse to graze on it.

– Triodia scintillans (by Awkwafaba)

JUMP SCARE

(Is that unfair?)

(Probably is, but I don't care.)

– Adam Cuerden (Wikipedia:Wikipedia Signpost/2023-09-16/Featured content)

Volapük is a constructed language created between 1879 and 1880 by Johann Martin Schleyer, a Catholic priest in Baden, Germany, who believed that God had told him in a dream to create an international language.

– from Volapük

	Date/Time	Dimensions	User	Comment
current	09:29, 21 August 2023	1,920 × 1,080 (524 KB)	QuickQuokka (talk | contribs)	AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaa

– from File:English Wikipedia home screen in browser.png

	Date/Time	Dimensions	User	Comment
	21:44, 23 April 2023	1,000 × 500 (37 KB)	SpanishEmpireBall2009 (talk | contribs)	STOP REVERTING THIS IS THE REAL FLAG THE OTHER FLAG IS WRONG THIS FLAG IS THE REAL ONE FUCK EVERYONE THAT THINKS THE OTHER FLAG IS REAL ONE

– from File:Flag of the Northern Mariana Islands.svg

	Date/Time	Dimensions	User	Comment
current	04:18, 8 November 2023	1,000 × 1,259 (275 KB)	PancoPinco (talk | contribs)	full and bigger

– from File:Sainte Claudine Thevenet-1.jpg

This world map was created with Inkscape, or with something else.

– from File:Democracy claims.svg

i do not understand this wikidata shit

testing/trying to understand wikidata parameters (why did you immediately revert my edit, Bot, is it because i cursed? is that why?)

i really don't understand this wikidata stuff though

it couldn't possibly be this simple, could it?

please

– edit summaries from 99.146.242.37 on Wikipedia:Sandbox

In July 2011, web searches in China on the name Jiang were blocked following claims on the Sina Weibo microblogging site that former Chinese Communist Party (CCP) general secretary Jiang Zemin had died. Since the word "Jiang" meaning "river" is written with the same Chinese character (江), searches related to rivers including the Yangtze (Cháng Jiāng) produced the message: "According to the relevant laws, regulations and policies, the results of this search cannot be displayed."

– from Scunthorpe problem § Blocked web searches

Template:Tqb I am very sorry to hear about what happened to you. It sounds awful and I understand why you are so upset. Please do not give up on Wikipedia just because of that one experience. I urge you to contact Jimmy Wales directly to discuss your block. He is your only hope.

– from a wikipediocracy thread

Smog in Delhi in 2017 caused a delay in filming

– from Kannum Kannum Kollaiyadithaal § Filming

trigger warning: emojis

– a comment on User talk:Spartaz

Grue, as not seen in Zork

– an old revision of Grue (monster)

The picture with the bloody content of the request to delete!

– from commons:Commons:Deletion requests/File:Banner wikipe-tan 1.png

	The Special Barnstar
	HI I LIKE YOU SEND ME A PECTURS OF YOUR DICK PLEASE Oldermen (talk) 23:12, 1 March 2018 (UTC)

– from commons:User talk:Jacksuck § A barnstar for you!

May I please have rollback rights? D o o t e d . (talk) 18:50, 15 November 2023 (UTC)

Template:WithdrawnD o o t e d . (talk) 18:50, 15 November 2023 (UTC)

– a request on Wikipedia:Requests for permissions/Rollback

quick on the draw, huh?

The humour is both dark and British

– from Sardines (Inside No. 9)

The helper's face has been disabled successfully

– an edit summary on Wikipedia talk:Sandbox

Compare these two sentences in which nothing plays the central role: While traveling to the city nothing happened and so I arrived safely; while getting ready to pay I discovered that there was nothing in my wallet, and so I had to go wash the dishes.

– a very old revision of Nothing

The popular tale is a love story between Zhinü (織女, the weaver girl, symbolizing Vega) and Niulang (牛郎, the cowherd, symbolizing Altair). Niulang was often abused by his sister-in-law. They eventually kicked him out of the house, and gave him nothing but an old cow. One day, the old cow suddenly spoke out, telling Niulang that there would be fairies bathing in the spring nearby that night. The fairy would stay there if she failed to go back to heaven before morning. In accordance with what the old cow said, Niulang saw those beautiful fairies in the spring, and fell in love with one of the beautiful fairies who was the heavenly weaver. In order to make her stay, he took her clothes that helped her to go back to heaven; this made her an ordinary earth woman without any power. They then got married and had two children. The Emperor of Heaven (玉皇大帝, Template:Literally) found out about this and was furious, so he sent minions to escort the heavenly weaver back to heaven. Niulang was heartbroken. The old cow suddenly spoke out again, telling Niulang he could take his skin to make it into a flying coat to chase after them; and Niulang did. However, the Queen Mother of the West drew a Silver River (The Milky Way) in the sky and blocked his way. Meanwhile, the love between Niulang and the weaver moved the magpie, and so they built a bridge of magpies over the Silver River for them to meet. The Emperor of Heaven was also moved by the sight, and allowed this couple to meet on the Magpie Bridge once a year on the seventh day of the seventh lunar month. That was the origin of the Qixi Festival.

– from Qixi Festival § Origin

this is one of the tamer chinese legends.

attempting to move and turn at the same time can sometimes lead the game to crash.

– from Lula 3D § Gameplay

I'm glad only the horse is dead, it looked for a while like the teacher's corpse would be called for as well.

– Beyond My Ken (from Wikipedia:Administrators' noticeboard/IncidentArchive903 § Please review this block of a teacher)

Richard Eisenbeis of Kotaku observed the game as being "known as one of the most messed-up games ever released"

– from Saya no Uta: The Song of Saya § Reception

First international

Template:Ih-rt  47–0  Template:Ih
(Stockholm, Sweden; 12 February 1949)

Biggest defeat

Template:Ih-rt  47–0  Template:Ih
(Stockholm, Sweden; 12 February 1949)

– the infobox in Denmark men's national ice hockey team

3ㅤGrandmaster, candidate, and author

3.1ㅤDrops out of school

[...]

7ㅤ1962: success, setback, accusations of collusion

7.1ㅤAccuses Soviets of collusion

[...]

10ㅤ1969–1972: Road to World Champion

10.1ㅤRoad to the World Championship

10.2ㅤWorld Championship match

10.3ㅤForfeiture of title

11ㅤSudden obscurity

[...]

13ㅤLater life and death

13.1ㅤLife as an émigré

13.2ㅤComments on September 11 attacks

13.3ㅤDetention in Japan

13.4ㅤCitizenship and residency in Iceland

13.5ㅤDeath, estate dispute, and exhumation

14ㅤPersonal life

14.1ㅤReligious affiliation

14.2ㅤAntisemitism

14.3ㅤSpeculation on psychological condition

– selected section titles from Bobby Fischer

[editor's note: on 24 november 1971, d. b. cooper hijacked a plane and demanded a ransom equivalent to 1.4 million dollars in today's money. he jumped out of the plane with four parachutes, never to be found again. it remains the only unsolved case of air piracy. how did the investigation go? here's a few excerpts from the article...]

A month after the hijacking, the FBI distributed lists of the ransom serial numbers to financial institutions, casinos, racetracks, and other businesses that routinely conducted large cash transactions, and to law-enforcement agencies around the world. Northwest Orient offered a reward of 15% of the recovered money, to a maximum of $25,000. In early 1972, U.S. Attorney General John N. Mitchell released the serial numbers to the general public. Two men used counterfeit $20 bills printed with Cooper serial numbers to swindle $30,000 from a Newsweek reporter named Karl Fleming in exchange for an interview with a man they falsely claimed was the hijacker.

[...]

Although the CRT obtained little new information about the buried ransom money or Cooper's landing zone, they found, analyzed, and identified hundreds of organic and metallic particles on Cooper's tie.

[...]

During their attempts to build Cooper's DNA profile in 2002, the FBI discovered the hair sample had been lost.

[...]

In 1998, the FBI sought to extract DNA from the cigarette butts, but discovered the butts had been destroyed while in the custody of the Las Vegas field office.

– from User talk:Stanistani § Sixteenth anniversary on Wikipedia!

[editor's note: read that carefully.]

I will go through your sources one by one:

1) A WP:PRIMARY source, so not independent

2) A WP:PRIMARY source, so not independent

3) A WP:PRIMARY source, so not independent

4) A WP:PRIMARY source, so not independent

– Qcne (from Wikipedia:WikiProject Articles for creation/Help desk/Archives/2023 September 27 § 17:41, 27 September 2023 review of submission by Jellybull)

The public are encouraged to send mail there, preferably on postcards. Its address is c/o Hyoryu Yubinkyoku 1317-2 Takumacho Awashima, Mitoyo Kagawa 769-1108 Japan.

– from Missing Post Office

should i sign off "sincerely" or "yours truly"?

– from File:This discussion is.png

This is not an edit

– an edit summary on Talk:Energy Catalyzer

WHY IN HELL DID YOU UNACCEPT MY ARTICLE YOU SCUMBAGS.I CREATED SUCH A GOOD ARTICLE AND YET YOU BASHI BAZOUKS UNACCEPTED IT.OTHER ARTICLE CREATOR MADE SHORTER ARTICLES AND WITHOUT REFERENCES AND YET YOU ACCEPTED THEIRS.YOU JUST DON"T WANT TO BELIEVE A BANGLADESHI LIKE ME COULD WRITE ABOUT AN ARTICLE YOUR RACIST.HOPE THE ENTIRE WIKIMEDIA FOUNDATION GOES STRAIGHT TO HELL

– a request on Wikipedia:WikiProject Articles for creation/Help desk

A representation of an edit conflict. To resolve the conflict, the goat lover must choose whether to keep their changes or merge them with the cat lover's.

– from Edit conflict

The budget is 25Million not 20 you absolute dumb fucking morons go to https://fastlaneng.louisianaeconomicdevelopment.com/public/search/ent and search five nights at freddy's in the searchbox u dumb retarded pumpkin seeds

– an edit summary on Five Nights at Freddy's (film)

In 2008, a book titled Hollywood Babylon: It's Back! was published. Written by Darwin Porter and Danforth Prince, the book had no participation or association with Kenneth Anger. Anger was reportedly so upset he placed a curse on the authors. (He was a self-proclaimed magician of the school of Thelema.)

– from Hollywood Babylon § Sequels

please unblock me and review my request being just and honest. If I'll not Successed to get justice here I'll ask the God for his justice.

– from User talk:Fancy vibēs § Unblock appeal

In theater, comedy, and tragedy masks are used to help the actors portray their emotions similar to how people in society wear a mask to portray emotions that are acceptable

– from Masking (personality)

[editor's note: jeez!]

William Topaz McGonagall (March 1825 – 29 September 1902) was a Scottish poet of Irish descent. He gained notoriety as an extremely bad poet

– from William McGonagall

At least include a decent definition of the article's bloody topic!

– from Talk:Culture war § Introduction is crap

6ㅤPersonal life

6.1ㅤFamily and relationships

6.2ㅤPhilanthropy

6.3ㅤTax fraud

– section headers from Lionel Messi

Alvin Duskin, is a San Francisco manufacturer of women's clothing, employing Betsey Johnson and Cathy Hardwick, launched a failed 1971 ballot measure (Proposition "T") to limit the height of buildings in San Francisco to 72 feet, and, with Jerry Mander and Warren Hinckle, exposed Lamar Hunt's proposal for sale and development of Alcatraz Island, and helped develop the Altamont Pass Wind Farms.^{[3][4][5][6][7][8][9][10][11][12][13][14][15][16][17][18][19][20][21][22][23][24][25][26][27][28][29][30][31][32][33][34][35][36][37][38][39][40][41][42][43][44][45][46][47][48][49][50][51][52][53][54][55][56][57][58][59][60][61][62][63][64][65][66][67][68][69][70][71][72][73][74][75][76][77]}

– an old revision of Alvin Duskin

Reverted 1 edit by Peter Skuce; See talk page. Autism not a factor.. (TW)

– an edit summary on British Rail Class 153

(This character, 𰻝, is the simplified form of 𰻞.)

– from wikt:𰻝

Fuck it, I quit.

Please do not edit this page.

– from User:Firebug

[editor's note: bit weak there, eh?]

The eighteen hells vary from narrative to narrative but some commonly mentioned tortures include: being steamed; being fried in oil cauldrons; being sawed into half; being run over by vehicles; being pounded in a mortar and pestle; being ground in a mill; being crushed by boulders; being made to shed blood by climbing trees or mountains of knives; having sharp objects driven into their bodies; having hooks pierced into their bodies and being hung upside down; drowning in a pool of filthy blood; being left naked in the freezing cold; being set aflame or cast into infernos; being tied naked to a bronze cylinder with a fire lit at its base; being forced to consume boiling liquids; tongue ripping; eye gouging; teeth extraction; heart digging; disembowelment; skinning; being trampled, gored, mauled, eaten, stung, bitten, pecked, etc., by animals.

– from Diyu § Eighteen levels of Hell

The Lüliang Mountains in 2009. To its east lie the Fen River valley, the Taihangs, and the North China Plain, here filled with pollution.

– from Lüliang Mountains

In a 2019 interview, Ashley Madison's Chief Strategy Officer Paul Keable stated that the service helps create up to one million affairs every month.

[...]

On July 15, 2015, hackers stole all of its customer data—including emails, names, home addresses, sexual fantasies, and credit card information

– from Ashley Madison

– from Proofreading

shouldn't somebody mention that this is an obvious NSA ploy? like google is? 96.28.215.48 (talk) 01:26, 20 April 2009 (UTC)signed off of wikipedia forever

– from Talk:Omegle/Archive 1 § Untitled

==Plot==

alright motherfucker you're on your own

– from the wikimedia discord

Geographically, ANI and ArbCom are in the low-lying desert, where nothing grows, no rain falls, and there's only the skeletons of animals that died.

A good chunk of editors that have left the project on poor terms probably spent too much time down there and thought that this was all of Wikipedia.

How sad! If only they had hitched their wagon and headed towards the greener pastures where the grass grows, the rain is plentiful, the weather is picture-perfect, the songbirds sing, and there is a farm with some cattle gracefully grazing. It's the land of milk and honey where articles flow out of. – from the wikimedia discord

Pierre Brassau was a Swedish artist and chimpanzee who was the subject of a 1964 hoax perpetrated by Åke "Dacke" Axelsson, a journalist at the Swedish tabloid Göteborgs-Tidningen. Axelsson came up with the idea of exhibiting a series of paintings made by a non-human primate, under the pretense that they were the work of a previously unknown French artist named "Pierre Brassau", in order to test whether critics could tell the difference between true avant-garde modern art and the work of a chimpanzee.

[...]

Rolf Anderberg of the Göteborgs-Posten wrote, "Brassau paints with powerful strokes, but also with clear determination. His brush strokes twist with furious fastidiousness. Pierre is an artist who performs with the delicacy of a ballet dancer." After the hoax was revealed, Anderberg insisted that Peter's work was "still the best painting in the exhibition".

– from Pierre Brassau

just added a table. now I want to yeet myself into the sun

– from the wikimedia discord

@User:Drmies—Template:Tq I take it you've never tried typing "electric toothbrush" into the Commons search box? ‑ iridescent 15:26, 7 November 2015 (UTC)

Good god. Kelly ^hi! 15:34, 7 November 2015 (UTC)

– from Wikipedia:Administrators' noticeboard/IncidentArchive904 § Not just here, at Commons too

[editor's note: adult content warning, if that wasn't obvious enough already.]

A hip-hop dancer demons...

– File:Popping dancer.gif's caption cut off at an unfortunate spot in Dance § Gallery

In 2023, Australian MP Julian Hill advised the national parliament that the growth of AI could cause "mass destruction". During his speech, which was partly written by ChatGPT

– from ChatGPT § Existential risk

Im doing a research on the most sexually active animals on the face of the earth. It has come to my attention that a certain wild rat in Australia is the MOST sexually active as during the mating season, the male rat goes on a mating rampage where it does not stop to eat or drink but goes on mating for weeks until it dies of hunger and dehydration. may i know the nam of this particular rat? thank you very much.

Mel Gibson ? StuRat 22:56, 31 October 2005 (UTC)

– from Wikipedia:Reference desk/Archives/Science/October 2005 § The Australian rat, the most sexually active animal

there are people who spend their lives just adding wikilinks instead of content.

– from an email sent to me

– from Nightmare

On October 22, 2020, Katzenberg told the employees to listen to the song "Get Back Up Again" from the movie Trolls as he announced that the employees would be fired.

– from Jeffrey Katzenberg § Quibi

Thank you but IMO this is completely insane.

– from commons: Commons:Administrators/Requests/Gnom

it is impossible to have a useful discussion with them

– an edit summary on Wikipedia talk:No personal attacks

i want youtube

– a comment on Wikipedia talk:Arbitration/Requests

You are all just like the Chinese government. You get rid of my opinions. My voice. And I'm not a troll. Stop doing this to me you Chinese government fan

– a comment on User talk:Blaze Wolf

1ㅤEarly claims and criticism

2ㅤCondemnation by Food and Drug Administration

3ㅤSee also

– section titles from Dr. Young's Ideal Rectal Dilators

some excerpts from Pantone 448 C...

Pantone 448 C is a colour in the Pantone colour system. Described as a drab dark brown and informally dubbed the "ugliest colour in the world", it was selected in 2012 as the colour for plain tobacco and cigarette packaging in Australia, after market researchers determined that it was the least attractive colour.

The Australian Department of Health initially referred to the colour as "olive green", but the name was changed after concerns were expressed by the Australian Olive Association.

olive green?!

N.B. As of 29 March 2018, the image there erroneously shows colour #5D4914, rather than #4A412A

N.B. As of 2018-03-29, the image there erroneously shows colour #4D442E, rather than #4A412A

N.B. As of 2018-03-29, the image there erroneously shows colour #594A13, rather than #4A412A

it wouldn't be wikipedia without nitpicking.

See also

• Gay male speech

– from Lisp

• Discord kitten → List of Generation Z slang  (talk · links · history · stats)     [ Closure: keep/retarget/delete ] 

Was removed from the List of Gen Z slang article, leaving it mentionless as a redirect to a page with no useful information about the subject. "Kittens" are not mentioned at Discord either, making it not worth pointed there, so I feel it should be deleted until there's a reason to recreate it with content at a particular page. Utopes _{(talk / cont)} 20:08, 7 December 2023 (UTC)

PLEASE delete this. Seeing this in my pages created feed is horrifying. B3251 (talk) 20:49, 9 December 2023 (UTC)

– from Wikipedia:Redirects for discussion/Log/2023 December 7 § Discord kitten

RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE

– an edit summary in Raichu

This may result in my untimely death, but I don't think this infobox is helpful. Please revert instead of murder if you disagree.

– an edit summary in A Concert for Hurricane Relief

See User talk:Jeremiah Gottwald. "I have a gazillion fake accounts." -Ad Orientem (talk) 17:36, 24 November 2023 (UTC)

• Well that makes two of us! Drmies (talk) 21:16, 24 November 2023 (UTC)

– from User talk:Drmies/Archive 146 § Openly admitted sock master

Potoooooooo (Pot-8-Os)

– from Potoooooooo

The son views himself in a mirror, showing where his interests in the matter lie.

– from Marriage A-la-Mode (Hogarth)

<gallery>
File:Kitten.jpg|A cute kitten
File:Torture porn.jpg|Uhm... you get the idea. {{nsfw}}
</gallery>

– from commons: Template:Nsfw

Familiar yourself with other people using vocabulary words that you, do not understand, please. Please be wise on your messages because the more i read them the more I think you're being an egotistical presumptuous human being.

– a comment on User talk:TheAlienMan2002

How stupid is Wikipedia?

You must have people that rode the short bus in school working at Wikipedia. If you think flat earth has been "disproven" and is an "archaic" concept then you have not looked into it from real souvenirs or you are dumb as a round rock. Not ONCE has earth been proven to be: a sphere; spinning 1,000 mph; circling the sun. NOT ONCE IDIOTS! 2601:603:381:5A0:19FA:CAE9:19D3:C00 (talk) 21:05, 21 October 2023 (UTC)

– a comment on Talk:Flat Earth

The show was created partially in response to the results of a National Geographic survey that indicated Americans had alarmingly little knowledge of geography, with one in four being unable to locate the Soviet Union or the Pacific Ocean.

– from Where in the World Is Carmen Sandiego? (game show)

I've nothing to say!

– from User:N30 uniqu3

HAARP is a target of conspiracy theorists, who claim that it is capable of weather manipulation. Commentators and scientists say that advocates of this and other conspiracy theories are wrong

– from High-frequency Active Auroral Research Program

At age 50, Dexter authored the book A Pickle for the Knowing Ones, in which he complained about politicians, the clergy, and his wife. The book contains 8,847 words and 33,864 letters, but without any punctuation and with unorthodox spelling and capitalization. One section begins: Template:Blockquote

The first edition was self-published in Salem, Massachusetts, in 1802. Dexter initially distributed his book for free, but it became popular and was reprinted eight times. The second edition was printed in Newburyport in 1805. In the second edition, Dexter responded to complaints about the book's lack of punctuation by adding an extra page of 11 lines of punctuation marks with the instruction that printers and readers could insert them wherever needed—or, in his words, "thay may peper and solt it as they plese".

– from Timothy Dexter § Writing

Undid revision 232521936 by David Fuchs (talk) This page was fine and did not need to be redirected to the game page. The g

– an edit summary on San Andreas (Grand Theft Auto)

Good luck with your war against the Canadians!

– from User talk:Only in death § Kemi Olunloyo

I regret to advise you that someone has hijacked your Wikipedia account and is using it to post preposterous idiocy in your name.

– from User talk:Jimbo Wales/Archive 203 § Let's delete Wikipedia just to be nice

I'll to make less gramticals erros in the future.

– from Wikipedia:Administrators' noticeboard/IncidentArchive1143 § User:O recomeço and WP:CIR

I don't want to donate to you. No thanks. I am extremely poor as it is, i can literally hold my all of my cash balance in my hands right now. It's fifteen dollars. Literally. Fifteen dollars. And I can't spend my fifteen dollars because everybody hates me. They wont sell things to me. So i live in this dilapidated, destroyed house that nobody cares about me being in. Half my insulation is missing and my window doesn't close very easily. Even if i had more than 15 dollars, i can't give it to you because it's physical cash. I cannot email you cash. I can MAIL you cash but that's more than fifteen bucks. I am seriously thinking of whether i will die tonight of sheer cold simply by freezing to death in my sleep, and you think i can give you money.

My fingers are pink already and it's only 8:45 pm as I'm typing this. I wish I had the nerve to beg everybody for money but i don't. I can't. I need to conserve energy. I should seriously stop typing this but i don't care anymore. You can pry my money from my cold dead hands, literally, my cold dead hands. It is absolutely fucking freezing out here. And you want me to spare you 3 dollars. Insane. Go sleep in your nice, warm server room. Hope you're happy.

Stay humble. 2601:204:C500:1280:8D0F:A955:E466:2147 (talk) 04:46, 29 November 2023 (UTC)

– from Wikipedia:Teahouse/Questions/Archive 1207 § Stop asking me to donate

After dedicating three intensive 6 hours to thorough research, I meticulously crafted an informative article shedding light on the captivating essence of the Collège des Hautes Études de Stratégie et de Défense

– an edit summary in Collège des Hautes Études de Stratégie et de Défense

Speedy delete, salt, and forbid discussion of this ever again

– from Wikipedia:Templates for discussion/Log/2012 February 16 § Template:Rescue

On November 19, 2023, I died.

– from an old revision of User:Queen of Hearts

Please stop. If you continue to add unsourced or poorly sourced content, as you did at List of chemical compounds with unusual names, you may be blocked from editing. DMacks (talk) 16:27, 14 November 2023 (UTC)

Run AstralTetration (talk) 23:05, 14 November 2023 (UTC)

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-{{ AstralTetration (talk) 02:53, 2 December 2023 (UTC)

– from an old revision of User talk:AstralTetration

I am not an ape...

Please correct this or I will sue Wikipedia for hosting libelious material in accordance with the article 125 of the Turkish Criminal Code.

– from an old revision of Talk:Human

Lead vocals on "The Most Unwanted Song" are provided by Emerson, whose high-pitched, operatic rapping is largely Western-themed (though one verse describes reading Ludwig Wittgenstein's Tractatus Logico-Philosophicus, followed by an interlude where she sings a brief excerpt from it over pipe organ). A children's choir sings verses about holidays such as Christmas, Easter, Yom Kippur, Ramadan and Labor Day, each ending with a call to "do all your shopping at Walmart!" Near the end of the song, Mankin shouts various non-sequitur political phrases through a bullhorn–culminating in blaming the audience for slavery, imperialism, and genocide–followed by a "folk song" refrain sung in unison by her, Emerson, the choir, and "with luck, [the] audience".

– from The Most Unwanted Song § Lyrics and music

Hello, my name is Daniel and if you delete my files i will reuploud them. Thank you. I will not show my files to you.

– from commons: User:Danielfargo1

FORUM WARNING [2] Division by zero (Line: 2933 of /srcsgcaop/boardclass.php)

– what you see when you visit wikipedia review

Ever since The Incident — you probably read about it in the papers — they have greatly restricted my computer access, therefore I have not been and will not be as active as I would like. For a while. After a certain period of good behavior the Local Council may restore my computer privileges. Thank you for your patience.

UPDATE: Rather than improving, my situation has deteriorated. Now I am no longer allowed access to the internet, amd am forbidden to watch television or listen to the radio. Nor am I allowed to view any periodicals published before 1960. The only way I can make edits is to mark up a printout and pass it to my majordomo to be typed into Wikipedia. Frustrating!

– from an old revision of User:Herostratus

3. Most critical to the project's success: certain untrustworthy administrators MUST BE REMOVED and banned from WP PERMANENTLY. This would include but not be limited to:

   FT2
   Durova
   David Gerard
   JzG
   MONGO
   Jayjg
   Elonka
   Jaakobou
   Raul654

– from User talk:EricBarbour

According to British conspiracy theorist David Icke, Alpha Draconis is the origin of blood-drinking, shape-shifting reptilians who lurk in underground bases on Earth and plot against humanity (with the aid of powerful figures including royalty).

– from Thuban § Conspiracy theory

The 2004 prize was awarded to Elfriede Jelinek. Academy member Knut Ahnlund, who had been inactive since 1996, resigned, alleging that selecting Jelinek had caused "irreparable damage" to the prize's reputation.

– from Nobel Prize controversies § 2004

Spindler ends the review by writing: "If you've ever considered playing this game, might I instead suggest: go outside?"

– from an old revision of The Coffin of Andy and Leyley

I'm a kawaii vtuber catgirl. I'm also a transhumanist.

– from User:Immanuelle

Undid revision 1188901141 by Ca (talk) , , and consensus #60

– an edit summary in Donald Trump

this is BULLSHIT.

ALL wikis are "incel wikis". By automatic definition. Because incels have the time and the irrational fixations to control a public wiki, and to fight off anyone who disagrees with them.

– EricBarbour on Wikipediocracy

Was it ever a thing?

– Ryuichi on Wikipediocracy

what a divine comedy the internet is!

– from Wikipedia:Administrators' noticeboard/IncidentArchive1143 § GPTZero

Way too much emphasis in this article on the flaming onion volcano.

– from Talk:Teppanyaki § 'flaming onion volcano'

I stand guilty of being too polite. I will try harder not to let politeness get in the way of arguing a larger point. I apologize and I promise never to do it again. Please accept my contrition as sincerely bleating out of the heart.

– from Wikipedia:Administrators' noticeboard/Archive296 § Tangential discussion

Here's an example of a parent grounding a character. "Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. [random character] how dare you [bad thing]. That's it. You are grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded for [a crazy amount of time]. Go to your room now."

– from Draft:Wrapper Offline § Origination

• Wikipedia:CAPINYOASS → Wikipedia:Administrator intervention against vandalism  (talk · links · history · stats)     [ Closure: keep/retarget/delete ] 

I'm all for derogatory shortcuts to some of our more toxic processes and noticeboards, but this one advocates violence. Please don't shoot the vandals. Blocking's sufficient. —Cryptic 06:48, 22 November 2023 (UTC)

– from Wikipedia:Redirects for discussion/Log/2023 November 22 § Wikipedia:CAPINYOASS

– from an old revision of Talk:ChatGPT

This blocked user (block log | unblock | contribs) asked to be unblocked, but one or more administrators said no to this request. Other administrators can also review this block, but should not unblock the user without a good reason.

Request reason: "why you doing this to me plus i know that you will never take it easy on me im sure no matter how much i plea here plus aside from cc accusations are...i already know why you doing this :) Theseeker2016 (talk) 10:43, 5 June 2017 (UTC)"

Decline reason: "I am declining your unblock request because it does not address the reason for your block, or because it is inadequate for other reasons. To be unblocked, you must convince the reviewing administrator(s) that

• the block is not necessary to prevent damage or disruption to Wikipedia, or
• the block is no longer necessary because you
  1. understand what you have been blocked for,
  2. will not continue to cause damage or disruption, and
  3. will make useful contributions instead.

Please read the guide to appealing blocks for more information. Yunshui ^雲_水 11:06, 5 June 2017 (UTC)"

– from User talk:Theseeker2016 § June 2017

This entire discourse makes me wish we could nuke it from orbit, just to be sure. And by "it," I mean "the entirety of human civilization." Cheers, and happy Monday. Dumuzid (talk) 13:48, 9 August 2021 (UTC)

– from Wikipedia:Administrators' noticeboard/Archive335?entirety of human civilization § Creating the "Chris Chan" article

pseudomathematics (i.e. the work of mathematical cranks)

– from Squaring the circle

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– from User:Mobius Gerig/I'm safe in the light

Pilk is a drink which is made by combining Pepsi and milk.

– from Pilk

Reverted 1 edit by Abu Haja (talk) In the Twinkle of an eye.

– an edit summary in User talk:TreasuryTag

In my last IT job, back around '05 (So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time) we had a help desk.

Call the help desk, and tell them your problem, the Help Desk looks into it, and either fixes it or not. Either way, they notify the caller, let them know what happened, and close the ticket. On rare occasions, the ticket gets escalated and given to someone else but it is still closed.

Open tickets are reported on the next day in the morning meeting in front of your supervisor.

So things ran smoothly and people's problems were addressed in a professional, timely fashion.

Until Chuck came along.

Chuck was a fussy, florid white guy with a huge chip on his shoulder from somewhere. He was an end-user of our applications and networks and hated everything. So he'd seethe, and start calling the help desk.

One day of Chuck's tickets would look something like this:

• The network is slow, it takes a minute or more to load up (name of application) it's delaying my work.
• The font on the application is too large, and I have to scroll down.
• The background color makes it difficult to accurately read the text.
• The application interface makes no sense, it doesn't fit my workflow.
• When I enter corrections into the form, and go to lunch, the application times out, and I have to do my work over.
• The Help Desk is not fixing my issues.
• The network is too slow.
• The application has too many features and is confusing me.
• The application is interfering with my workflow.
• I have trouble tickets from yesterday and I need my problems addressed.
• I asked the Help Desk to raise the priority on my tickets to the highest priority and they refused.
• The application needs to be revised to fit my preferences.
• The Help Desk deleted all my tickets from yesterday as 'problem not reproducible'!

We tried to calm him down, we visited his office to see if something was wrong with how his workstation was set up. After a while, we asked his supervisor to have a talk with Chuck. The supervisor refused, as Chuck was a loner with lots of guns.

Chuck began screaming and cursing at help desk employees. We talked to HR. Chuck received a verbal warning. After a few days, the trouble calls increased again.

He called the Help Desk more than 1700 times over five years. He was usually the topic of every morning meeting.

Then he had a heart attack and died.

We cleared all the tickets left, updated the reports, and deleted his user name. Then we had a pizza party.

– Zoloft on Wikipediocracy

WP:Teahouse#Quick Facts

Again, you have jumped in with an uninformative "answer". Please do not answer Teahouse questions unless you are highly confident that your answer is correct and helpful. Cullen328 (talk) 20:32, 15 December 2023 (UTC)

sure. Babysharkboss2 was here!! (Talking Heads) (DANTE) 20:36, 15 December 2023 (UTC)

Please take this seriously. Cullen328 (talk) 20:40, 15 December 2023 (UTC)

– from User talk:Babysharkboss2 § WP:Teahouse#Quick Facts

3ㅤReaction

3.1ㅤSales

3.2ㅤHistorical inaccuracies

3.3ㅤLiterary criticism

3.3.1ㅤPositive

3.3.2ㅤDisparaging

3.3.3ㅤNegative

3.4ㅤLawsuits

– section titles from The Da Vinci Code

The theories range from allegations of a planned espionage mission, to a US government cover-up, to the consumption of the passengers' remains by giant crabs.

– from List of conspiracy theories § Korean Air Lines Flight 007

This is my fourth time writing something for this RfA. I wrote an oppose, a neutral, and a support. I've been struggling with this for about an hour now. Even as I am writing this, I have swung between neutral and support. This is tearing me apart at the moment and I really hope someone says something damning in favor or opposition of the candidate before the RfA ends so I can make my mind up.

– from Wikipedia:Requests for adminship/The Night Watch § Neutral

Go away. No, seriously. I am a misanthrope. I grow more certain in my convictions about the human race with each passing day.

– from User:Nz17

Please stop. If you continue to vandalize Wikipedia, you may be blocked from editing. Toketaa^talk 15:50, 30 January 2024 (UTC)

I'm already well aware of that, the illuminatti directly contacted me a while back and threatened me, so it's no big deal to continue to serve the LORD even if you are offended by your iniquities. You'll just have to get in line, as I'm sure the vatican, the new world order, and quite a few others hated me first, but that's expected since I prefer to do things God's way, rather than my way. Too bad for them they are stuck here with me until I am translated too. 71.67.114.93 (talk) 16:02, 30 January 2024 (UTC)

wtf Toketaa^talk 16:03, 30 January 2024 (UTC)

– from an old revision of User talk:Immortalbeliever

Your advice was completely correct just, i dont want to bother

– from the wikimedia discord

I think we should create 10,000 more terrible stubs, saved or not, and then 10,000 more, and let’s just keep doing that indefinitely since no one is ever going to look at them again anyway, so who cares? Not my problem!

– FelinaLavandula on Wikipediocracy

This is not a matter of opinion. You're just wrong.

– from Talk:Parity of zero § Could we include some different opinion regarding zero parity?

Criticism

Bower has been described as a less competent chronicler than Fordun, with one commenter calling him "garrulous, irrelevant and inaccurate" and noting that he "makes every important occurrence an excuse for a long-winded moral discourse".

– from Scotichronicon § Criticism

Vanguard TV-3 (also called Vanguard Test Vehicle-Three), was the first attempt of the United States to launch a satellite into orbit around the Earth, after the successful Soviet launches of Sputnik 1 and Sputnik 2.

[...]

At its launch attempt on 6 December 1957, at Cape Canaveral Air Force Station, the booster ignited and began to rise, but about two seconds after liftoff, after rising about 1.2 m (four feet), the rocket lost thrust and fell back to the launch pad. As it settled, the fuel tanks ruptured and exploded, destroying the rocket and severely damaging the launch pad. The Vanguard 1A satellite was thrown clear and landed on the ground a short distance away with its transmitters still sending out a beacon signal. The satellite was damaged, however, and could not be reused.

[...]

A few days after the incident, a Soviet delegate to the United Nations inquired whether the United States was interested in receiving aid earmarked for "undeveloped countries".

– from Vanguard TV-3

Year	Award	Category	Subject	Result
2001	Stinkers Bad Movie Awards	Worst On-Screen Couple	Tom Green and any person, animal or foreign object	Won

– from Freddy Got Fingered

correct it or u will face consequences

– from Talk:Quds News Network § Extended-confirmed-protected edit request on 8 December 2023

– from File:Grindr User Survey Subculture.jpg

I am Good Devotee of god and wanted justice and so, JAY SWAMINRAYAN

– from User talk:Dhaumyasharma § December 2023

Letters from fans

BASEBALLS BUGS IS AN UGLY IGNORANT FOOL —Preceding unsigned comment added by 190.49.166.166 (talk) 23:09, 6 August 2008 (UTC)

– from User talk:Baseball Bugs/Snapshot081009 § Letters from fans

On 12 January 2010, Baidu.com's DNS records in the United States were altered such that browsers to baidu.com were redirected to a website purporting to be the Iranian Cyber Army, thought to be behind the attack on Twitter during the 2009 Iranian election protests, making the proper site unusable for four hours. Internet users were met with a page saying "This site has been attacked by Iranian Cyber Army". Chinese hackers later responded by attacking Iranian websites and leaving messages.

– from Baidu § Domain name redirection attack

Rinehart

It is my last name Jr321182 (talk) 06:27, 7 January 2024 (UTC)

🏁 DJ K-Çel (contribs ~ talk) 06:29, 7 January 2024 (UTC)

– from wiktionary: Wiktionary:Etymology scriptorium/2024/January § Rinehart

Other than that, do you have a question you would like to ask related to the drafting process? -- DoubleGrazing (talk) 10:46, 9 January 2024 (UTC)

NO Bonnychai (talk) 04:11, 12 January 2024 (UTC)

– from Wikipedia:WikiProject Articles for creation/Help desk/Archives/2024 January 9 § 10:42, 9 January 2024 review of submission by Bonnychai

All that we have learned is.

A. You are petty.

B. You are small.

C. You are arrogant.

D. You are a bully.

E. You aren't self aware.

F. You refuse to acknowledge your own clear bias and decided to you a system again a inexperienced minority. — Preceding unsigned comment added by Atmospherpolyphonic (talk • contribs)

Well, this was a blast. Best of luck in your future endeavours! soetermans. ^{↑↑↓↓←→←→ B A TALK} 12:05, 13 January 2024 (UTC)

– from User talk:Atmospherpolyphonic § January 2024 4

Healthy young editor has idea, writes massive amount of code for helpful template, makes it available for others to use, ten years later - FOUR TRANSCLUSIONS. Many such cases!

– from the wikimedia discord

Q5: Is it possible for the text of this article to perfectly and accurately represent all of humanity?

A5: No.

– from Talk:Human/FAQ

Residents of Butt Hole Road were determined to have the name of the street changed to deter tourists from visiting the street and to put an end to the jokes made about the street's name.

– from Butt Hole Road § Name change

I believe that the definition was added to insult somebody with that last name. It is my last name and I don't want this dictionary to decide that my last name means a "homosexual man". There is not a single other dictionary that is so crude as to claim that my name means a homosexual man. I have never met a person with the name Huckle that was a homosexual. It is entirely ridiculous to have all the people named Huckle change their last name. How would you like it if people voted to make your family name mean something that was off color. Just because one crude person decides to use somebodies name in a rude way doesn't make it a new definition for a word. Otherwise I'd be able to make the name of everybody who I don't appreciate something crude on this site. But I'd probably be sued for that action.

Yeah, how would all the people feel if Dick suddenly meant something crude.--Prosfilaes (talk) 02:01, 16 April 2012 (UTC)

– from wiktionary: Talk:huckle

Reviewers criticised the game's gameplay, graphics, controls, and music.

– from Pyongyang Racer

This page is about the Regurgitator song. For the social media trend, see pol#Super Straight.

– from Super Straight

NASA astronaut Ronald Evans and the mice orbited the Moon together for over six days in 1972.

– from Fe, Fi, Fo, Fum, and Phooey

Montreal children protesting the 1947 candy bar price increase outside a Laura Secord candy store

The candy bar protest, also known as the 5 cent chocolate war, the 5 cent war and the chocolate candy bar strike, was a short-lived 1947 protest by Canadian children over the increase in price of chocolate bars from five to eight cents. The strike began in Ladysmith, British Columbia, and spread across the country to include protests in Calgary, Edmonton, Winnipeg, Montreal, Quebec City, Ottawa, Toronto and the Maritimes. The strike ended when the Toronto Evening Telegram published an editorial suggesting that one of the organizations allied with the children, the National Federation of Labour Youth, was backed by communists.

– from Chocolate bar strike

the fact he has no middle name is about as necessary as whether he was circumcised or not

– an edit summary on Jack Reacher

let's go ahead and assume that our readers haven't had a lobotomy, and know what the moon and an ass is.

– an edit summary on Mooning

San Francisco people is braindead about politics.

– from Wikipedia:Administrators' noticeboard/IncidentArchive1150 § Juniorpetjua

– from File:Kuchisake-onna conversation diagram.svg

Example scenario where communication between Alice and Bob is intercepted by Mallory

– from Alice and Bob

Though it is a heavy decision to make, and one that will carry great weight in the future functioning of this encyclopedia, I believe I have the soundness of judgement required to make the optimal choice. To wit: I have intently analysed every word of the impassioned arguments presented in this section, both for and against, and have discovered that this discussion is pointless,

– from Wikipedia talk:Articles for deletion/Archive 64 § Bold, revert, discuss

Ban proposal

• Anyone who further contributes to the above thread will be banned.
• Support. As proposer. Fences&Windows 23:40, 12 December 2011 (UTC)

– from Wikipedia talk:Articles for deletion/Archive 64 § Bold, revert, discuss

My best creations

‣ Looksmaxxing

‣ Mewing

‣ Fanum tax

‣ Sigma male

‣ Gyat

– from User:I'm tla § My best creations

– from Mewing (facial restructuring technique)

Mewing may refer to:

• Mew (cat vocalization), a soft crying sound
• Mewing (facial restructuring technique)

– from Mewing

In Saudi Arabia, dabbing was made illegal by the National Committee for Drug Control as it was deemed that it alludes to cannabis and other illegal substances. In August 2017, Saudi singer and actor Abdallah Al Shaharani was arrested for performing the move at a music festival in Ta'if, and afterward apologized in a tweet.

– from Dab (dance) § Illegality in Saudi Arabia

Jonathan Earl Woods, known as Jon Woods (born August 23, 1977, in Charlotte, North Carolina), is a Republican and a former member of both houses of the Arkansas General Assembly, a record producer, as well as a musician. He is now in federal prison for political corruption, wire and mail fraud, and money laundering.

– from Jon Woods

Balls

Were you expecting something else?

– from User:Greg L § Balls

So you’re the one who keeps reducing people like journalists like Jeremy Corbel and George Knapp ! UAP’s are real and so are other peoples bios! Where is your formal education on these subjects ????

– from an old version of Susan Gerbic

Government of Azerbaijan will take legal actions against Wikipedia if you keep doing this. Don't cry later! Aydinyol (talk) 08:19, 9 January 2024 (UTC)

– from Talk:Stepanakert/Archive 3 § Legal action against Wikipedia

– from Russian warship, go fuck yourself

Possible upcoming edits encouraged by Peter Thiel

Peter Thiel is backing up the "Enheanced Games", a sports "event" that openly encourages doping. While browsing his page, i saw this link and it suggests to edit certain Wikipedia articles to replace certain words related to doping with words and phrasing that are more in his view.

There are 26 articles involved,

https://enhanced.org/update-wikipedia/

Twixtxter (talk) 20:22, 5 February 2024 (UTC)

I had to laugh at the instruction to replace "cheating" with "demonstrations of science" and "cheated" becomes "Fought for science and bodily sovereignty"...kind of over the top. Schazjmd (talk) 20:30, 5 February 2024 (UTC)

[...]

I'm off to fight for science and bodily sovereignty in poker. Gråbergs Gråa Sång (talk) 11:30, 6 February 2024 (UTC)

– from Wikipedia:Administrators' noticeboard/Archive359 § Possible upcoming edits encouraged by Peter Thiel

Ted Cruz and a sketch of the Zodiac Killer

– from Ted Cruz–Zodiac Killer meme

Plot

There is a "smoking hot babe" at the top, and Jump King wants to reach her. To reach her, he must jump up a series of platforms.

– from Jump King

Counterpoint to your counterpoint

If i shoved beans up my nose my nose would hurt

– from Wikipedia talk:Don't stuff beans up your nose/Counterpoint § Counterpoint to your counterpoint

Bla, bla, blobby, bloggy! Thanks for your meaningless post, please don't ping me again.

– from Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Georges Demulder

The game includes dark humour in the names and descriptions of some of its upgrades, achievements or mechanics, and generally has themes of dystopia, cosmic horror, and apocalypse. Examples include an achievement titled "Global Warming" (upon owning 100 factories), a news ticker tape reading "New cookie-based religion sweeps the nation." and the "Grandmapocalypse", in which "the screen turns molten red and the central cookie is attacked by 'wrinklers'", and the world at large is implied to have been taken over by a hive mind of mutated grandmothers.

– from Cookie Clicker § Themes

This blocked user (block log | unblock | contribs) asked to be unblocked, but one or more administrators said no to this request. Other administrators can also review this block, but should not unblock the user without a good reason.

Request reason: "I REFUSE to believe that the contents of my edits are poor or disruptive and will REFUSE to allow my user page to work as a citation for ban, MY talk page had (I changed it because I found the jokes not as fun as they were when writing them) a section containing a caption implying i make GOOD EDITS while YOU (not ME) may dislike the disruptive edit COMMENTS the content themselves are in GOOD FAITH, I may have made an EDIT that wasn't really fitting but let it be known I am (WAS) UNAWARE, I am NOT disrupting WIKIPEDIA (infact my THREE HUNDRED edits are 'atmost' CONSTRUCTIVE and WILL be PERPETUALLY and INCESSANTLY better) you UNDID ( past tense of undone/undo) many of my OK edits because they had silly(mcwillly) tags AND I WILL DIE UPON THE HILL WHICH ALLOWS ME TO MAKE THEMI LIKE TO EAT SKITTLES LOTS OF SKITTLES (talk) 02:07, 15 February 2023 (UTC)"

Decline reason: "Other than bringing back memories of Robert McElwaine, there is little to gain from this request. — Daniel Case (talk) 07:45, 15 February 2023 (UTC)"

– from User talk:Das Kittles § February 2023

On the floor of the U.S. Senate, Republican Senator Jim Inhofe displayed a snowball—in winter—as evidence the globe was not warming

– from Climate change denial

cancel the useless information

– an edit summary in Hanfu

A rain of fish was recorded in Singapore in 1861, when during three days of torrential rain numerous fish were found in puddles

– from Rain of animals

Floyd's joke and the ensuing silence

– from When a man argues against two beautiful ladies like this, they are going to have the last word

"Why I Want to Fuck Ronald Reagan" (1968), by J. G. Ballard, is a short story

– from Why I Want to Fuck Ronald Reagan

The ancient Buddhist text Da zhidu lun contains a similar philosophical puzzle: a story of a traveller who encountered two demons in the night. As one demon ripped off all parts of the traveler's body one by one, the other demon replaced them with those of a corpse, and the traveller was confused about who he was.

– from Ship of Theseus § Alternative forms

• 05:11, 30 March 2006 Ahoerstemeier (talk | contribs) deleted page The weather in london (content was: 'Please don't delete this. I want to show it to my mommy. She is a nice lady. Here is a picture of the Weather in London.File:Weatherlond.jpg' (and the only contributor was 'Sak84'))

– from log 2197490

some selections from the logs for the weather in london:

content was 'wet'

content was: 'OH YES IT DOES HAHAHA!'

content was: '[http://members.lycos.co.uk/pwnzzz/ The Weather in London]'

content was: '{{delete}}grey, or gray, depending upon where you are from.'

content was: 'crap'

Deliberately NOT deleting talk page; content was: '{{deletebecause|its sunny in london at the moment (during the day)}}The weather in London is horrible, always raining.'

content was: '{{nonsense}}monster was here "=)"'

content was: 'Weather? What weather? 01:45, 9 February 2006 (UTC)'

content was: '{{db|not encyclopaedic}}Scientists have been investigating the effects of a 7m-high wave travelling up the Thames, using computer simulations...'

content was: ''''The Weather in London''' is rainy, and is predicted to remain so until a couple of years beyond doomsday, ragnarok, etc.'

content was: 'The weather in motherfucking London.'

content was: '{{db-a1}}Dreary; foggy and wet.'

content was: '{{deletedpage}} I suspect it's raining.'

content was: '{{db-nonsense}}IT'S BAD... yo.'

content was: '{{db|Will someone please think of the red links}}London has rubbish Weather.'

These are some of the words and phrases that speakers through the years have ruled "unparliamentary" in the Parliament of Canada, the Legislative Assembly of Alberta, the Legislative Assembly of Manitoba, the National Assembly of Québec, and the Legislative Assembly of Ontario: Template:Col div

• Parliamentary pugilist (1875)
• a bag of wind (1878)
• inspired by forty-rod whisky (1881)
• coming into the world by accident (1886)
• blatherskite (1890)
• the political sewer pipe from Carleton County (1917)
• lacking in intelligence (1934)
• a dim-witted saboteur (1956)
• liar (1959, 2022)
• devoid of honour (1960)
• joker in the house (1960)
• ignoramus (1961)
• scurrilous (1961)
• to hell with Parliament attitude (1961)
• trained seal (1961)
• evil genius (1962)
• demagogue (1963)
• Canadian Mussolini (1964)
• sick animal (1966)
• pompous ass (1967)
• crook (1971)
• does not have a spine (1971)
• fuddle duddle (1971)
• pig (1977)
• jerk (1980)
• sleazebag (1984)
• racist (1986, 1997 and 2020)
• absolute fraud (1986)
• lying scum (1987)
• scuzzball (1988)
• traitor (1992)
• son of a bitch (1997)
• modern‑day Klansmen (2002)
• weathervane (2007)
• Il Duce (2007)
• you piece of shit (2011)
• he doesn't give a fuck (2018)
• crap (2021)

– from Unparliamentary language § Canada

The last five-year plan, for the period from 1991 to 1995, was not completed, since the Soviet Union was dissolved in 1991.

– from Five-year plans of the Soviet Union

My friend, I am reliable sourcing.

– from User talk:GriffithsTorturer § January 2024

Its population declined from 1,000 in 1980 to five residents in 2020 because a coal mine fire has been burning beneath the borough since 1962.

– from Centralia, Pennsylvania

many customers complained, and the police were called to the venue.

– from Willy's Chocolate Experience

Badlands Guardian in 1938, before the creation of the road that resembles the earphones

– from Badlands Guardian

These are the femme fatale lightning bugs of North America.

– from Photuris

Jonathan Earl Woods, known as Jon Woods (born August 23, 1977, in Charlotte, North Carolina), is a Republican and a former member of both houses of the Arkansas General Assembly, a record producer, as well as a musician. He is now in federal prison for political corruption, wire and mail fraud, and money laundering.

– from Jon Woods

Stop perverting and adultering reality to align with your evil view of the world, scumbags.

– an edit summary on Political views of Albert Einstein

Smit in 2017 looking at rocks

– from Jan Smit (paleontologist)

i have issues and no theripist

– an edit summary on Wikipedia talk:Sandbox

wrote this from my Switch.

– an edit summary on User:Kimera Kat/Three word story

You must correct this or wikipedia will be taken to court for misinformation of change of history by Bengal President from India from Bengal region and Bangladesh for damaging the Bengalis rich heritage history of famous bengali figures.

– from Talk:Dean Mahomed § He is Bengali and stop changing history and his identity. There are indians from different regions wana steal bengali history and wants the credit

Deleted a photo entitled 'hedgehog eating fallen fruits' as this is misinformation (hedgehogs do not possess a cecum, necessary to digest plant matter) and this common misconception has led to folk offering fruit to starving hogs, instread of nutritious food.

– an edit summary on European hedgehog

Ferdinand Rudow (2 April 1840 – 3 September 1920) was a German entomologist best known for the poor quality of his taxonomic work.

– from Ferdinand Rudow

I criticized you, and now I'm being compared to a murderous military autocracy.

– from Wikipedia:Administrative action review/Archive 1 § Undue 7 day block by ScottishFinnishRadish against Thinker78

Keep it, delete it, change the target, whatever. I'm out.

– from Wikipedia:Redirects for discussion/Log/2023 April 27 § FILE pointer

THE REST OF THIS PARA IS SO BAFFLING THAT I ASK SOMEONE WHO KNOWS WHAT IT MEANS TO REWRITE IT, PLEASE!!!

– a hidden comment on Christell

Oh please let's not start making articles.about parking lots now

Too late for that…

Ok. If anyone needs me I will be quietly screaming into a pillow

– from wikipediocracy

1ㅤMesoamerican Long Count calendar

1.1ㅤApocalypse

– section titles from 2012 phenomenon

1ㅤEarly life

2ㅤProstitution and tax evasion

– section titles from Heidi Fleiss

5ㅤ21st-century controversy

5.1ㅤZebulon Vance

5.2ㅤAfrican American Heritage Commission

5.3ㅤGeorge Floyd protests

5.4ㅤBombing attempt

6ㅤRemoval

6.1ㅤLegal issues

6.2ㅤVance Monument Task Force

6.3ㅤLawsuits

6.4ㅤDemolition

– section titles from Vance Monument

On their walk, the bishop cut his finger on a rose thorn. Over lunch, Lillie enquired about his injury, asking: "How is your prick?" To which, the Bishop replied: "Throbbing", causing the butler to drop the potatoes.

– from Said the actress to the bishop § History and variations

Shown here, Super Mario with adoring fans of little importance. Mario and the pathetic mortal hold up fingers signifying how many times they can vandalize Sonic the Hedgehog before being blocked.

– from Wikipedia:Super Mario effect § Reverse Super Mario Effect

STEP 1 EGG

STEP 2 PEAS

STEP 3 MORE EGG

STEP 4 MIX TOGHTER

STEP 5 DONE!

HOWTOMAKEIT.EXE BY 30SALTEJ

– from wikisource: Special:AbuseLog/167232

Sonnets 153 and 154 are filled with rather bawdy double entendres of sex followed by contraction of a venereal disease.

– from Sonnet 153

The page "Main page ban" does not exist. You can create a draft and submit it for review, or you may create the page "Main page ban" directly, but consider checking the search results below to see whether the topic is already covered. Taksen (talk) 19:34, 6 May 2024 (UTC)

– from Wikipedia:Administrators' noticeboard/IncidentArchive1155 § Mainspace Ban for Taksen

John Dillermand ("John Penisman", "John Willieman" or "John Dongman") is a Danish stop motion animated children's television series about a man and his very long penis.

– from John Dillermand

This is a very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very fun video game, and it is like real life, only better.

– from Special:AbuseLog/37084339 (Animal Crossing)

May 2024

This blocked user (block log | unblock | contribs) asked to be unblocked, but one or more administrators said no to this request. Other administrators can also review this block, but should not unblock the user without a good reason.

Request reason: "(NO REASON GIVEN)"

A Proud Alabamian (talk) 15:29, 22 May 2024 (UTC)

I’m unblocking myself. A Proud Alabamian (talk) 15:34, 22 May 2024 (UTC)

It didn’t work. A Proud Alabamian (talk) 15:37, 22 May 2024 (UTC)

– from User talk:A Proud Alabamian § May 2024 3

If you're still here on Wikipedia, leave. No one will notice.

– from User:Obsidian Soul

It's more of a mess than a dispute

– from an edit summary on Wikipedia:Lamest edit wars

Previously used as de facto public land, in 2014 the island was purchased by Cards Against Humanity LLC as part of a fundraiser for the Sunlight Foundation. After licensing the island for use by those who contributed to the campaign, the town of Liberty threatened the games company with hundreds of millions in fines for code violations.

– from Hawaii 2

Malbolge (/mælˈboʊldʒ/) is a public domain esoteric programming language invented by Ben Olmstead in 1998, named after the eighth circle of hell

– from Malbolge

Why don't you go there and try to be, oh, so funny? You're about as funny as vomit. 92.17.1.49 (talk) 21:56, 18 July 2024 (UTC)

– from User talk:EEng

Social media

Social media (edit|talk|history|protect|delete|links|watch|logs|views) – (View log)

Appears to be a marketing buzzword of limited currency. Current sources are not reliable and appear to be marketing fluff. Violates WP:NEO, WP:WINAD, WP:NOR, WP:V, WP:RS. Pdelongchamp 02:15, 27 July 2007 (UTC)

– from Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Social media

In 2014, Australian computer scientist Peter Vamplew submitted a paper to the International Journal of Advanced Computer Technology (IJACT) after being angered that the journal would not take his email off its mailing list. The article, in fact written a decade earlier by David Mazières and Eddie Kohler, was titled "Get me off your fucking mailing list" and consisted of the phrase "Get me off your fucking mailing list" being repeated for the entirety of the article body. The journal requested the researcher to "add some more recent references and do a bit of reformatting" saying that the article's "suitability for the journal was excellent". He was never taken off the mailing list.

– from List of scholarly publishing stings

[editor's note: here it is in all its glory.]

No consensus. That's the bottom line at this point.

– from Talk:List of battles of the Mexican–American War § Requested move

The investigation determined the cause of the crash was a suicide bombing, committed as insurance fraud.

– from Continental Airlines Flight 11

2ㅤArmy career

3ㅤTextiles

4ㅤWine and golf

5ㅤLater life

– section titles from an old revision of Ely Callaway Jr.

5ㅤControversies

5.1ㅤUse by minors with explicit content

5.2ㅤnpm left-pad incident

– section titles from Kik Messenger

The source makes no mention of whether the donkey lived or died.

– edit summary from Short 360

Comment What fresh hell is this?

– from Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Mimsville, Georgia

The result was DELETE. postdlf (talk) 00:26, 22 March 2011 (UTC)

Cryptocurrency

Cryptocurrency (edit|talk|history|protect|delete|links|watch|logs|views) – (View log)

(Template:Find sources)

Neologism notable only for its association with a single project Chris Cunningham (user:thumperward: not at work) - talk 19:19, 14 March 2011 (UTC)

– from Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Cryptocurrency

Saverland v. Newton (1837) is a court case in which a British man named Thomas Saverland brought an action against Miss Caroline Newton, who had bitten off the left half of his nose after he attempted to kiss her without consent. The judge ruled against him, stating that "When a man kisses a woman against her will, she is fully entitled to bite his nose off, if she so pleases."

– from Saverland v Newton

Predictions

It is worth nothing that the website predict the collapse of the financial system. EVERY WEEK. From 2009.

– from Talk:Zero Hedge/Archive 1 § Predictions

Infobox caption/Punky Brewster

@AldezD:, Not having information about where the image of Judith comes from is both ridiculous and patently stupid. Since i do not believe you are stupid, please re-familiarise yourself with WP:OWN. Paul Austin (talk) 11:02, 20 August 2015 (UTC)

– from Talk:Judith Barsi § Infobox caption/Punky Brewster

Please don't let your slavishness to the perfidious albion stop you from what is right.

– from User talk:Jimbo Wales

i try to balence editing, and helping, but always end up making shit worse.

– from User:Babysharkboss2

The community doesn't think it's generally reliable on trans issues.—S Marshall T/C 08:26, 22 September 2024 (UTC)

Hey S Marshall, please reclose it. SerialNumber54129 18:49, 22 September 2024 (UTC)

S Marshall's point is a good one, to clarify: we have a situation in which those who took part in an RfC appear to have decided (with some room for dispute, of course) that X is a reliable publication on Y issue, but the broader community, when presented with the same issue, appears not to. Does the broader community (here) take precedence over the attendees of an RfC? Not necessarily; but who's got the appetite for another RfC?! SerialNumber54129 19:41, 22 September 2024 (UTC)

Maybe your third crack at this will be funny. Believe in yourself! Parabolist (talk) 19:53, 22 September 2024 (UTC)

– from Wikipedia:Administrators' noticeboard

Question from Nuriel Sule (17:39, 11 October 2024)

Hello Are you born again? --Nuriel Sule (talk) 17:40, 11 October 2024 (UTC)

@Nuriel Sule Uh... I don't know, am I? '''[[User:CanonNi]]''' (talk • contribs) 01:32, 12 October 2024 (UTC)

To be born again you have accept Jesus as your Lord and Personal Savior. Nuriel Sule (talk) 08:49, 12 October 2024 (UTC)

Nuriel Sule: Please do not evangelise here. Template:Tps— ClaudineChionh (she/her · talk · contribs · email) 09:05, 12 October 2024 (UTC)

I need to

God sent me to you Nuriel Sule (talk) 18:59, 13 October 2024 (UTC)

Thanks, but I'm atheist, so no thanks. '''[[User:CanonNi]]''' (talk • contribs) 00:56, 14 October 2024 (UTC)

– from User talk:CanonNi